ho ho hOLY SHIT

SO APPARENTLY SOMEONE RECOMMENDED ME IRL WHAT THE HELL

I FEEL SPECIAL

BUT NO STOP IT GAHHHHHHHHH *screams hysterically*

Levi: Oi, brat *walks into my room*

Me: wHAT DO YOU WANT RAVIOLI

Levi: *forces me down on my bed, pinning my arm behind me* What did you say to me? *growls*

Me: hAHAHAHAAHAH I CALLED YOU RAVIOLI

Levi: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T THIS HURTING YOU

Me: I'M FLEXIBLE BITCH *screams hysterically*

Levi: *over 9,000% done* *walks away*

Me: anYWHORE--

Alois: *bursts in, riding on France's shoulders* I THINK YOU MEAN SUPER-WHORE

Me: jFC

Sebastian: *kicks Alois through the window, then sucker-punches France through the wall* Your privacy is granted and guaranteed, ma'am. *bows and closes my door*

Me: Uh, idk what that was. Anyway *hugs pillow and screams hysterically*