Somehow at lunch me, theartking , and other friends got to talking about how weird it would be if people had penises for fingers

He asked how boys would masturbate

I said they could just slam their hand down on a table

ALSO

Me and Mom painted my room (we haven't done so since I was three when we moved in...) and rearranged it

I now have a whole sector for drawing

And since my phone cord is an ass, I have to charge my phone under my bed. Instead of just looking at it on a table now I have to dive down into the floor to see it. Hah.

And today when my mom told me to do something, I literally fell off the couch full onto my side. It was great