Dad: Only eat till you're full

Me: Okay *isn't hungry so I don't eat that much*

Dad: You should eat something

Me: But Dad I'm full

Dad: Eat more

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Parents: Don't talk to strangers

Child: Okay!

*later*

Parents: Why are you so antisocial

Child: ...

Parents: Now go beg for candy from complete strangers *pushes them out of door in a costume*