Akiera: I don't like it when you talk

Me: ...

Akiera: Because it means you're not sucking my cock

Me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE A GIRL THOUGH

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Me: *to Ben 1 and Ben 2, who I'm trick-or-treating with also with CalypsoGirly * Since some other friends are gonna be there, no "Netflix-and-chilling" guys. Don't get dirty, it'll be awkward for all of us in a public place.

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Haylie: *talking to Akiera with her back to me*

Me: *in her ear* More like Netflix and dICK

Haylie: WHAT THE F-- *almost falls off chair*

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Ben 2: I know that you've Netflix-and-Chilled with Ben (1)!!!

Me: EW WHAT THE HELL

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Ben 2: *to Ethan 2* I'll chop your balls off--

Me: I didn't know you were in to that kind of stuff, Ben (2)!

Ben 2: Shut the fuck up!

Ben 1: What did you say?!

Ben 2: I'll chop your balls off, too!

Me: And then you'll put them in a trophy case! Like, "LOOK MAW I GOT THE BIG ONE"

Ben 1 & Ben 2: OH MY GOD

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Ben 2: Since you've Netflix-and-Chilled with Ben (1), you know his balls are small!

Me: And I'm sure that yOU KNOW

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Ben 2: Haylie, can I come over?

Me: FOR SOME "NETFLIX AND CHILL"?!

Ben 2: No, we're gonna play FIFA!

Me: SO SOME "FIFA AND CHILL"

Haylie: OH. MY. GOD.

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All of this actually happened. All today. *_*

That's how weird I am

There's more that I forget, too

Hahah