Ciel: I can't believe you did that

Me: You're the one who told him to blaze it

Sebastian: *is chained to the wall in my dungeon* I see pink cats and Ciel pole-dancing everywhere

Me: Now he's tripping and you gotta fix it

Ciel: How am I supposed to fix that

Eren: Don't ask--

Me: *holds up phone and dials number* Hey, Grell. I have a tripping Sebastian over here. Wanna come and fix him?

*crashing*

Grell: *kicks door open* SEBAS-CHAN IS ON DRUGS AND UNABLE TO FIGHT?!

Me: Yep

Grell: You'll need to leave, children. This will be rated TV-MA for a reason

Me: YOU'RE MORE PERVERTED THAN ME STOP IT I'M THE DIRTY-MINDED ONE HERE

Grell: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BEFORE I SHOVED MY CHAINSAW DOWN HER THROAT

Me: jFC

Eren: *grabs Grell by the hair and pulls him up* Who the shit is this

Me: Grell-sama. I brought him here so that I could take his chainsaw.

Grell: *pulls out chainsaw* What do you need it for?

Me: *grabs chainsaw* ALRIGHT SEBASTIAN NO MORE PINK CATS FOR YOU *starts chainsaw*

Ciel: OH MY GOD

Levi: You can't kill him he's too fabulous =_=

Me: That's what you said before I sHOVED THIS CHAINSAW UP YOUR ASS

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