This is what I said to my ex-crush: I need to ask you something and I want you to be completely honest with me. It might be awkward with us after this but I have to know. I have kept this in for a while and it's time I was straight-up and just confront you about it. I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we have already have. I just need to know and can't see any other way to get over this, and it just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is. I want your honest answer... Please tell me: Do you know the muffin man?

And this is what he said back: Sry, ive been away from my phone all break. First, when did you send the text. Second, how was washington DC. Third,i do know the muffin man. Fourth, DONT TEXT LIKE  THAT! I THOUGHT YOU LEADING UP TO A DIFFERENT QUESTION! YOU HAD ME SO SCARED!

I've been sending this text to a lot of my friends and they've had different reactions

One friend had never heard of the muffin man

Another was the above

CalypsoGirly was terrified

And one said that I didn't fool her lel