I was cleaning the floors today bc we had family over tonight

I'll call my sister Byakuya because she's annoying aS FUCK

We were yelling at each other nonstop

Oh yeah btw she's two years younger than me, and I'm the oldest. This is my only sibling, so don't expect stories about others :P

Byakuya: *walks in on me starting on the kitchen floor* What are you doing?

Me: Uh... Cleaning

Byakuya: It looks really bad

Me: This is the first phase

Byakuya: Oh yeah, then what are the other steps? *smirks like the asshole she is*

Me: I'm going to Lysol the parts that don't Swiffer clean

Byakuya: You got that idea from me

Me: *gets pissed off* What?! No I didn't!

Byakuya: You saw me cleansing the floor last time and stole the Lysol idea from me!

Me: I didn't even see you doing it! I got the Lysol idea from my own head!

Sister: Yeah, right! *storms upstairs*

Me: Stop acting like you're some goddess up on a cloud or some celestial being! You're really not!

IS SHE A FUCKING IDIOT

SHE'S ACTING LIKE SHE INVENTED LYSOL

WHEN WE ALL KNOW

THAT LEVI DID

gAWD