Me: My lowest grade is a 90 and it's really bugging me and driving me crazy

Gavin: Shelby's lowest grade is... Like... A 99

Me: Cool

But in my head...

I'LL FUCKING MURDER HER. SHE THINKS SHE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?! I'LL FUCKING PUT HER IN THE IRON MAIDEN! SEE WHAT SHE FUCKING THINKS THEN. I HATE HER WITH A BURNING FUCKING PASSION. SHE'S A GODDAMN ASSHOLE. SHIT. WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, TELLING PEOPLE HER LOWEST GRADE IS A 99?!

SURE SHE'S INTELLIGENT BUT SHE'S AN ARROGANT ASSHOLE. FUCK.