Another story, exclusive to Wattpad... It's like 2 in the morning sooo... this happened!

"Levi! Come on!" Hanji called.

"What the fuck do you want? It's six in the morning." Levi groaned in annoyance.

"Look at the snow! There's so much!" Hanji opened his window, causing him to burry himself in his blankets.

"Go the fuck away."

"So is that your favorite word today?" Hanji put her hands on her hips.

"Don't be ridiculous... Fuck is my favorite word everyday."

"Wow, haha that sounded a lot more perverted than you think! But come on! Everyone's waiting for you to get your lazy ass out of bed!"

"Get the fuck out."

"Do you wanna build a snowman~?" Hanji sang.

"Stop it."

"Come on let's go and play~"

"Shut the fuck up."

"I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away~"

"Your singing is terrible."

"We used to be best buddies! And now we're not, I wish you would tell me why~" She pulled the blankets off of him. "Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman~"

"Go away Hanji."

"Okay, bye..."

"Do you wanna build a snowman!" Hanji and Levi turned to the door, to see Erd and Gunther. "Or ride our bikes around the halls!"

"Really? You guys too?"

"I think some company is overdue! I've started talking to the pictures on the walls!" The duo sang.

"Hang in there Joan!" Hanji laughed.

"You guys all suck at singing."

"It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms, just watching the hours tick bye~" Erd laughed. Then they all started clicking their tongues. Levi had lost it, he started pushing them all out.

"Leave me the fuck alone!" And the door slammed.

They all looked at each other before nodding.

"PETRA!!"

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"Do I have to?"

"Yes." Hanji, Erd, and Gunther all said at the same time.

"But he's in a bad mood already... And it's 6:20 in the morning, I wanna go back to bed." Petra whined.

"No." They simultaneously said.

"Fine."

Petra knocked on Levi's door.

"Levi?" She sighed. "Please, I know you're in there."

"Keep going!" Hanji encouraged.

"People are asking where you've been, they say have courage, and I'm trying to. I'm right out here for you, just let me in..."

"Keep going! Come on!" Erd demanded.

"We only have each other, it's just you and me... What are we gonna do?"

"Yes! Keep going!" Hanji was shaking in excitment.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" Petra finished.

They were met with silence.

"See? He's tired and doesn't want to go outside, and I am too. I'm going to bed." Petra walked back down the hallway to her room.

"Well we tried."

"Plan B?"

"Plan B."

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"Levi! Come outside and build a snowman or we will throw Petra into a snowbank!"

"What? That's plan B?!" Petra asked.

"Well yeah, and if plan B doesn't work, then we do plan C." Hanji explained.

"What's plan C?" Petra asked nervously.

"We break his door down."

"What?! Let's just do plan D."

"Ninja jump through his window?"

"E?"

"Let a bunch of cockroaches loose in his room."

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14 minutes and 27 seconds later

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"Y?"

"Sing loudly until he opens the door."

"Z?"

"Light the house on fire."

"Let's go with plan Petra." Erd suggested.

"What?! What's that?!" Petra panicked.

Hanji knocked on the door. "Levi! If you don't open this door, we are going into town and we are going to get Petra a boyfriend!" A few moments past.

The door swung open. "Like Hell you are."

"It's alive! It's alive!!" Hanji exclaimed, throwing her hand up, to exaggerate her words.

"Shut up. Let's just build this fucking snowman so we can get back inside."

"Let's go!"

~•~•~•~•~•~•~

"Levi look! It looks like you!" Hanji laughed, pointing to her deformed snowman.

"It doesn't look like me at all."

"You're right... It is you!"

"Hanji!" Levi started to stomp over there ready to beat the shit out of her.

"Levi!" Hanji yelled back, also stomping over to Levi.

"Hanji stop it!" Eren tried to pull Hanji back.

"Heichou!" Petra did the same with Levi.

"Haha this is adorable!" Gunther laughed.

"Eren let go of me!"

"Just let me punch her! Just one fucking time!"

"So... Should we stop them?" Erd asked.

"No, just enjoy the scene... Only stop them when bones start breaking." Gunther answered.

"So... You got the med kit?"

"Yup."

"Good... Because I don't know how long Eren and Petra can hold them back..."

"Petra! Let go!"

"No! You can't punch her!"

"Eren! Please just let me kick him a few times!"

"Hanji, no!"

"Hanji, yes!"

"Erwin! Can you control her?" Eren called to the tall man sipping hot chocolate.

"Sorry, I'm on my break."

"Petra-san! Can you stop him?!" Eren asked the girl holding Levi back.

"I'm not that strong Eren!"

"Well do something!" Eren's grip on Hanji started to loosen.

"Levi! Stop it!" Petra tried to stop him.

"That's obviously not working..." Oluo called from the side.

"Well no shit!" She yelled back.

"Come on Petra-san! Do something!"

"I'm trying!"

"Try harder!"

"Ugh fuck it!" She quickly got in front of him and slammed her lips on his, startling everyone.

"Woohoo! Get some!" Erd called.

"You go girl!" Hanji laughed.

"Petraaaaaa noooo!!" Oluo cried.

"Not bad..." Erwin took a sip of his cocoa.

Petra quickly back away from him, blushing intensely. "I'm so sorry! I don't know why I did that! What was I thinking?! I'm absolutely crazy! Why couldn't I have just gone to bed? Why did I have to go along with- mpfh!" Levi had locked their lips once again.

"Dayummmmm! Get it!"

"Nice!"

"Petraaaaaaa!!"

"Ahem." Petra backed away quickly, much to Levi's dismay.

"Y-yes Hanji?"

"Sorry to ruin your guys' moment but..." She threw a snowball at Levi's face. "SNOWBALL FIGHT!!"