They sat back down joining the rest of their group. While they had left Hanji had convinced Levi that what Eren was saying wasn't important. They had also ordered some food and the waitress was bringing it right as they scooted back into their seats in the booth.

"I missed you so much," Eren said reaching his arm across the table so that he could touch Armin's hand.

"But I never went anywhere. Or did I?" Armin asked looking around at the moving walls and blurry people. "Maybe I did?" Armin asked himself not really remembering.

"If you were my customer I'd cut you off rather quickly," Jean said talking to Armin and a little bit to Eren.

"They haven't even drank that much though," Hanji pouted.

"They never drink which means they haven't built up a tolerance to it," Jean said trying to explain.

"So?" Hanji asked, "what's your point?"

"His point being that they are fucking lightweights," Levi groaned having to explain it.

"That's what makes it funny though," She laughed. "Anyways, I'm going to bring up the elephant in the room," She said looking around the table. Half of the table looked perfectly fine the other half looked done with the night's events. "It's been almost two hours and we still haven't even gotten to the strippers," She pouted.

"I might be buzzed enough to go along with your crazy ideas now, but just to make sure-" Levi's voice drifted off as he flagged down the waitress and ordered another double shot.

"That's what I'm talking about," she said getting the waitress's attention, "another round of double shots of everyone," She said at first but when Levi and Jean glared at her she sighed and said, "Except for those two," pointing at Armin and Eren, "they only get a normal shot."

Both Levi and Jean rolled their eyes and told Hanji that's not what they were hoping for. However, Hanji was to busy staring at the new stripper who had come out on stage to care what the two were saying.

After the waitress came back with another round of shots they all took it and that's when people started waving white flags. "I think I should head home," Molbit said shaking his head, "I'm too old for this," he laughed, "I haven't drank this much since my wedding day which was thirteen years ago." Molbit had gotten married at 23 and he was married happily for 9 years until his wife died, but he refused to turn to alcohol to solve his problems rather he just buried himself in his work.

"Oh come on," Hanji groaned playfully, "you aren't that much older than us," she said only for Molbit to raise an eyebrow.

"I'm 36, the rest of you are in your early to late twenties," he shook his head, "I'm old and I need a nap," he laughed. "Besides I don't want to be as drunk as these two," he laughed pointing at Armin and Eren. Armin had his head on the table and they weren't even sure if he was still among the living, or even conscious. Eren, on the other hand, was staring at a ceiling fan that hung a little ways from their table his head following it in the circular pattern. He looked like an infant who couldn't hold his own head up.

"Fair enough," Hanji laughed watching Eren as she tried not to laugh at his current state.

"Well, I'll see everyone tomorrow, that is if Hanji doesn't end up killing these poor kids," he laughed giving Hanji enough money to cover all of his drinks.

"How are you getting home?" Levi asked.

"I'm just gonna call a cab," he shrugged before saying a final goodbye and walking out of the bar.

"We already lost one," Hanji pouted before looking around the table to see who was still standing.

Eren and Armin were goners and Marco looked pretty out of it as well. Levi, Erwin and herself were fine. Jean was harder to read, but he was buzzed for sure. Ash looked buzz, but if you didn't know her you wouldn't be able to even tell she had been drinking.

"Can I tap out before I end up like those two?" Marco asked knowing if they ordered one more double shot he'd be right there with them.

"Of course," Jean said cutting off Hanji before she even had time to protest.

"Fine," she groaned, "how about we watch some strippers shake their ass?" She said really excited.

"Okay," Erwin laughed going along with what she said no matter how crazy. Levi stayed quiet knowing no matter what he said he would be dragged along anyway.

Ash and Jean looked at each other for a moment. They both seemed to have the same Idea. "I'll stay here and babysit the drunk people," Jean said quickly before Ash could.

"Damn," she mumbled to herself.

"Alright girly looks like you're coming with us," Hanji said pulling her along.

They had walked up to the front and Hajni instead of going to the male strippers went over to the female strippers and when she was questioned by Levi and Erwin she said she just wanted to see how they shake their ass.

Groaning the men followed her. Hanji sat right next to the ministage and she seemed to have the front row seat. The girl dancing even winked at her when she saw her sit down. "You have a really nice ass," Hanji complimented her and the girl started laughing. "Do you mind if I put a few dollars in your G-string?" Hanji asked politely.

"I wouldn't mind at all baby," she said giving Hanji a nice smile.

Hanji slid a few dollars in and grinned widely looking at Erwin, "this is fun," she said happily. He just rolled his eyes at her shenanigans. After spending a little while with the girl Hanji thanked her and asked if she would be willing to give a lap dance.

"Anything for you," the girl blew Hanji a kiss before coming down off the mini stage and taking Hanji to the backroom.

"Be back later guys," Hanji winked.

"And that's the story of how a stripper stole my girlfriend," Erwin laughed seeing the future.

"Nah," Levi shook his head. "Hanji, not the straightest person alive, but definitely the most faithful," Levi nodded.

"That's true," Erwin laughed.

After a few minutes, later Hanji and the girl appeared and the girl came back up on her stage. Hanji thanked her again and headed over to the boys. She then dragged them over to the section with the male strippers.

"Great," Levi sighed, the only person he really wanted to see strip was Eren. He turned back around to check on him and saw the chaos that was their table.

Marco was sitting there with his head on the table rubbing at his temples while Eren and Armin, both really out of it, played concentration however they were playing it so horribly that it took Levi almost 5 minutes to figure out what exactly was happening. Jean, who probably suggested they play the game to keep them behaving, looked like he was babysitting a bunch of toddlers.

They sat down at a mini stage where one of the male strippers were dancing. Levi looked unimpressed as he was more concerned about the thought of Eren than paying attention. He was so lost in thought he hadn't even heard Hanji order him a lap dance.

When she finally got his attention she told him that she paid for one for him and Levi was going to protest but Hanji had run off as she went to go to another stripper. This time a girl again. The man lead Levi to the room and Levi didn't really care what was happening he remained respectful to the man though since he was doing his job. He thanked him when it finished and tipped him.

When Hanji had come back out he walked back over to the table to "relieve" Jean who didn't really want to be relieved. He sat down next to Eren who was still playing with Armin. Their game was all over the place yet they seemed just as content to play it. Marco had even sat up to watch them play since it was so entertaining to witness.

Hanji had eventually ordered Ash a lapdance from one of the female strippers and Ash just about laughed her ass off as the girl lead her to the room. 

Eventually, everything died down and they returned to the booth. That was fun," Hanji said and she asked everyone if they had a good time.

"I actually really enjoyed myself tonight," Levi said as a thank you.

"Me too," Eren slurred out with a big smile as his head fell back a little before shooting up straight again.

"Time to go?" Erwin asked and everyone agreed that the 4 hours spent there was enough.

"I'm going to head to the ladies room first," Ash said needing to wash her hands to get the sticky residue that came from the table off of her hands.

"Need me to go with?" Hanji asked as a precaution.

"Nah," she shrugged, "I'll be fine, I just have to wash my hands. Shouldn't take that long," she said getting up.

"Alright we'll wait here," Hanji smiled.