Spider

They ate their ice cream and eventually finished it while they sat and just talked. Jean sat on one side of the bench while Levi and Eren sat on the other their hands interlocked under the table. They joked about some of the stuff that happened throughout the years and about silly little things that had happened as of lately.

"I actually heard Marco curse the other day," Jean said laughing remembering the scenario. "We were sitting in the living room watching a horror movie when a big ass spider dropped from the ceiling and landed right on Marco's nose. I never heard him use such colorful language before," Jean laughed. He repeated a few phrases that Marco had screeched and Eren and Levi's jaws almost hit the floor.

"I didn't even know he knew such words," Levi said slightly surprised and slightly impressed.

"What happened next?" Eren asked.

"Well, of course, he flung the spider off of his face and I watched where it landed. Marco shrieked so loud that Armin had come out of his room to see what was going on," Jean said trying to contain his laughter as he told the story. "When Armin figures out why he screamed and why we both were so shaken up he picks up the fucking spider in his bare hands and runs at us with it," Jean said almost crying with laughter the other two right along with him. "Marco and I leaped over the damn couch and started running. Marco was like "Jean protect me," he said laughing so hard that he had to clear his throat. "I told him, Every man for himself and ran out of the apartment," Jean said before laughing again. 

Eren and Levi were laughing at the imagery in their head from the whole scenario. "You're a horrible boyfriend you left him to die," Eren said laughing causing Jean to laugh.  

 "The only problem with that was I was barefoot with only boxers and a tank top and I left my key inside, needless to say, I had to beg Marco to let me back in," He laughed, "and he wasn't so quick with opening the door."

"Serves you right," Eren laughed.

"That's not even the worst part," Jean said trying to catch his breath. "Later that night," Jean paused to clear his throat so the next part came out clear. "Armin came into our room that night and woke me up and told me to be quiet. He showed me what he had in his hand and I nodded and he set it on Marco's pillow next to his face and next to me. He backed up and then I proceeded to go through with the rest of it. I tapped Marco's shoulder and woke him up and he screamed so loud I swear we woke the whole complex. There was a giant ass fake spider that looked real as hell," Jean laughed. "Needless to say I heard a few choice phrases from him after that too," Jean laughed.

Eren and Levi were dying and Eren even turned to Levi and told him if he ever tried something like that he would get more than a few choice phrases.

When everyone calmed down enough from laughing at that story Levi finally suggested that they go home since the wind was starting to pick up.

Their car ride was fun and sillier than anyone yet. They had a song blasting on the radio as they were all singing horribly out of tune and off beat. They played a few songs most of them funny songs that had high pitched parts that none of them could possibly reach... but that wasn't going to stop them from trying. When they stopped at a red light the car next to them stared at them in horror as Jean and Levi proceeded to over dramatically sing to the man and woman in the car. When the light turned green that car sped away in horror. Making Jean and Levi high five with their good hands in accomplishment.

When they clicked shuffle they came across single ladies by Beyonce and started singing it to each other Eren had stopped singing and just laughed as his best friend and his fiance acted like complete dorks. Levi was turned around in the passenger seat to face Jean in the back seat and they were singing the song to each other making funny gestures and faces.

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it," they sang horribly out of pitch.

They were having so much fun that when Eren pulled up in the driveway he almost felt sorry to tell them that they were home. So, of course, he waited till the song finish and took a video of their silliness and when the song finished he hurriedly put away the phone. "We're here," he said trying to hold his laughter in.

They both frowned a little but got out of the car. They all went inside the house and realized that literally, no one else knew that Eren and Levi had gotten engaged aside from Jean, Marco, and Mikasa.

"You should call up everybody," Jean suggested to them wanting them to spread the amazing news.

"Nah, they'll figure out soon enough," Levi said with a shrug.

"Yeah Hanji has eyes like a hawk and will see the ring almost instantly," Eren said in agreement, "And Erwin, hell he has like this sixth sense and probably already knows." He added causing Levi to chuckle.

"Alright then," Jean said with a laugh. "Well do you guys want to know a secret?" He asked leaning in.

Eren nodded and leaned in to hear what Jean had to say. Levi just listened from where he was.

"Look what I got Marco," Jean said pulling something out of his pocket.

Eren and Levi's eyes both widened as he opened the little box exposing a ring.

"That's beautiful," Eren said looking at the ring, but he still loved his more.

"I bought this almost two months back," Jean sighed, "but every time I try and do it I freeze up," he said more asking for advice.

"Hey don't look at me," Levi said after both men turned to him. "It took me well over two weeks to try and figure out the perfect way and all I could come up with was do the exact thing we did on one of our first dates," Levi said with a shrug. "Also I mean mine was rushed because I was getting yelled at," He shrugged.

"Sorry," Eren mumbled with a guilty look on his face.

"No it's fine," Levi laughed, "I mean it all turned out great," He smiled giving Eren a peck on the cheek. "Especially," Levi paused for a moment, "Le sexe incroyable," He said with a smirk. (The incredible sex)

Jean looked horrified and Levi looked confused. "You do know I was in your french class right?" Jean asked awkwardly.

"Yeah, but I never thought that any of you actually paid attention to what I taught," Levi said a little surprised.

"Well I mean my mom speaks fluent French as well so I had to pay attention," Jean said with a shrug. "Anyways my point is, ya'll are gross," He said shaking his head laughing a little. He honestly didn't mind but he wanted to give them a hard time.

Levi gave Jean a few tips of what he could do to propose, but he told him the only person who could decide how to do it was Jean himself because he knows Marco the best he knows his likes his dislikes he knows how he would feel about things so he was the best person to chose what to do. Jean thanked him and decided he had an idea, he knew it would be stupid but he decided it wouldn't hurt to try.

"Anyways, I should be heading home soon," Jean said with a smile. "Marco will be home in a few hours and I'm going to clean up around the apartment, who knows I might even propose tonight if I can figure it out," he said with a hopeful smile.

Eren told him that he shouldn't drive home since he only had one good hand and that he needed both hands on the wheel. He offered to drive him but Jean stubbornly refused. He told him if he could drive over here then he could drive back.

Eren and Levi watched as Jean walked out the door and got into his car. He thanked them both again for everything that happened today and drove off.

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