I hacked and slashed in Skyrim. 'Dang, you bandits. I'm gonna call a mammoth to help me defeat youuuuu!' This is how I expected my adventures in Skyrim to be. 

        From having tried Fallout 3, it's a change from helpful woolys to fierce radioactive roaches and radioactive humans...to really ugly ones, I might add. And to mm-bullet guns. Also, to the occasional land mine and trigger-happy bandit. This mixed with the need for long-range, shell-filled combat was the last straw.

      Not did I only figure out I suck in Fallout, but I also found that...man, I was made for the bow and arrow, the battleaxe, and the ability to adopt orphan children. And to take as many sweet rolls as show up in the Jarl's palace. And to practice alchemy! Yes it's long range but at least I don't have to have deft aim for it to work, geeesh...

       Let's just say I don't like bullets and landmines.

       But take a ride in the world of Skyrim, and enjoy the scenery of lush mountains and fierce dragons...yes, they are scenery since you see them so often in the sky...and enjoy the nice people that don't hover above you to see if you're stealing their wares (ahem, like those meanies trying to survive in a radioactive wasteland in Fallout).

       Instead, Skyrim citizens give you important information and compliment your armor, and they won't go out of their way to insult you besides, maybe, asking if you've been to the cloud district very often. Which for many Skyrim players really annoys the heck out of them. But mostly, Skyrim dwellers are polite. Needy, a bit, but who isn't in a land of destructive dragons and lots of tameable land ravaged by trolls?

       Nevermind that. Skyrim is nice. Skyrim is life. If anything, come for the scenery. The lush flowers welcome you...

       And if you're looking for Fallout, go to another story. No crossovers. Skyrim to the death :,)

   Desraim never dies, even though I have, playing with her, a million times. She's a heavy-armor Dovahkiin (Nordic: Dragonborn) and she happens to love her housecarl Uthgerd very much. And me? I like peach ice cream. May we begin?

       She also wants you to tell her how much she has improved while you on look onto her adventures because she has confidence issues:D

     Okay...runner up is...Uthgerd the Unbroken. The next chapter!