Duh duh duh duh duh dah dahhjjhhhjhhhhhhfungi! (Yeah, my swipe did "fungi") Now introducing the new and improved CynicalSolace.

Complete with daily writing and drawing, the abiltiy to watch gargantuan amounts of YouTube, meet new people on Wattpad, and animate things while making you and I grilled cheeses at the same time, this CynicalSolace knows how to get down and dirty (or just serious, guys, serious) with making your book covers, from designing them like they submerged to the depths of hell to like they've come out and landed in an immersive paradise your own mind conceived, if you're a writer.

Or drawer. Or whatever you do, because whatever you have, if it can get a digital cover on it, he can and should possibly be all yours. Buy CynicalSolace today!

How to get CynicalSolace

*@CynicalSolace will make your dream come true. Just send him a Watty Message. Yes, I called it a Watty Message. Disclaimer: he is not an object at all. He is an artist and I simply described him with all these sellable inferences because...I'd really sell this guy... I wanted to advertise him...since he was so good with fashionizing my book cover. He writes as well. He's cool. He loves Skyrim. And if you wanna know any more you gotta talk to the guy, yourself C:

CynicallllSolaaaaaace! (@CynicalSolace):D :D :D