A/N: WARNING: Get some smart bleach because there is demented nsfw. If you're uncomfortable skip the chapter. NOW ENJOY!
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Bambi: I wrote a poem

Bandu: Are you Monika?!

Bambi: What?

Bandu: DDLC?!

Bambi: What the hell is ddlc?

Bandu: You're uncultured

Bambi: Ugh as I was saying I wrote a poem for a special person

Dave: For who?

Bambi: For you

Dave: Are you gonna send it here in the group?!

Bambi: Yep

Dave: I don't think you should

Bambi: Why not? It's just a poem

Dave: If you say so...

Bandu: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY FRIEND IS ABOUT TO TELL A POEM!

Bambi: ...

Bandu: Go on :)

Bambi: Ok

I was walking down the streets.
The sun already setting.
You turn around and smile
like if it was a new beginning

Dave: (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Bambi:

When I see you
the first thing I think of
...IS SEX

Dave: That took an unexpected turn...

Bandu: I'm confused :/

Bampal: Did you really have to write the last 3 verses here?!

Bambi: In conclusion, Dave, I wanted to say let's have fun like rabbits~

Banjex:

Bamburai: Same bro same

Bambi: Don't be shy, Davey, I'm sure you're gifted~

Dave: Please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private please tell me you're writing on private

Brobgonal: He's not

Dave: SYFIHSRTKUSTJATJTRIPFULAITSYZSTITDYDYSITDYLDKYSTISYLKGAJFSGKDHDGKGDLYFLHXGD

Bambi: I promise I'll behave~

[DATA_EXPUNGED] is online

Expunged: Why the fuck are you sexting?!

Bambi: Hey if you're too blind I'm trying to seduce my man

Expunged: Write that shit on private, you dirty exhibitionist!

Bambi: You're all just jealous because I have the balls to show off

Dave: Words cannot describe my embarrassment...🤦🏻‍♂️

Bambi: Just wait for this pic I took of myself

Dave: Please don't do it!

Bandu: Do what?

Brobgonal: We don't wanna see!

Bandu: See what?

Expunged: One day I'll explain

Bambi: Found it!

Be careful and prepare the bleach

Everyone is offline...except AlgebraMoggus and 🌽mybeloved

Dave: Why, just why?

Bambi: Everyone left except you so you're still staring

Dave: I'm not!

AlgebraMoggus is offline

Author note
Yeah I did something I wasn't supposed to do, sorry not sorry. I guess you all have my IP address by now. If yes I better start running. Now leave a comment and remember

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