Video call

Dave, Bambi, Tristan, Bandu, Banjex, Bamburai, Bamberly and Brobgonal are on a video call. Nothing can go wrong, right? ...right?

Bamberly: And this is the drawing I'm most proud of


Bamburai: Holy shit, that's incredible!

Bandu: Yeah! Wait...

3 seconds of awkward silence...

Brobgonal: Did you just talk like a fucking normal person?!

Bamburai: Yes and my origin language IS normal

Brobgonal: Nope it's not, it's just a bunch of scrawls

Bamburai: Fuck you

Brobgonal: You too

Dave: Calm down, this was supposed to be a normal video call

Banjex:

Dave: What?

Bamberly: Not again -_-

Tristan: What is he saying and why does he smile like that?

Dave: You'll know it when you're older

Brobgonal: What was the point of this video call in the first place?

Dave: I don't know and I'm seriously regretting it

Brobgonal: Mood

Bambi: If we watched a movie on streaming?

Brobgonal: Good idea

🌽mybeloved is transmitting their screen

*insert porn ads, you know those annoying ads that appear even when you click pause*

Everyone: ...

Bambi: Just ignore that

Tristan: What. Is. That? 0-0

Dave: Ehm...uhm...it's just...uhm...a bad dream! Yeah a nightmare

Tristan: I think...

Bambi: What do you wanna watch?

Bandu: I go for Black Adam

Dave: Same

Bamburai: They said it's cool so I guess

Bambi: Ok I put it

Bandu: But I didn't get to approve or n-

Bambi: Nobody cares

*insert Black Adam*

Brobgonal: Can you turn up the volume?

Bambi: Ok *accidentally turns on the camera and everyone sees he's being cuddled by Dave*

Bamberly: Awwwwww

Tristan: *insert proud face*

Banjex: HahAAaaaa I tOld YoUuu He WaS a BoTtomm

Bamburai: I'll pay you later 😒

Bandu: I'm screenshotting this!!!

Brobgonal: Boring

Bambi: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! *turn the camera off*

Everyone: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Bambi: YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

Dave: Let's...get back to the movie -////-

*after the movie*

Tristan: It was so epic!!!

Bandu: Five stars!!!

Tristan: I gotta play Smash Bros ultimate, bye

Trisfighter9 is disconnected

Bambi: I end it here too, I'm busy

Bandu: Warn me when you'll get married cuz I'll be the priest

Bambi: SHUT THE FUCK UP >//////<

🌽mybeloved is disconnected

Bandu: Alright sooo who wants to do a 3am challenge with me?

Banjex: MeEeeeEE *faints*

Bandu: O_O

Bamburai: It's normal

Bandu: What in the actual-

Bamburai: It's not the first time he does it, believe me

Bandu: Ookaaay...however who joins me?

Brobgonal: Leave those stupid challenges!!!

I'MNOT_AFUCKING_BABY is disconnected

Bandu: Uhm...HOLY SHIT!

Brobgonal: LET'S GO COMMIT ARSON!!!

FastCandEEz is disconnected

Bamberly: What the hell is going on?!

Bamburai: Tristan, Dave and Bambi left the call, Bandu got kidnapped by Brobgonal and Banjex is out cold. Chaos basically

Bamberly: Does that mean...we're alone?

Bamburai: Yes *puts on this music*

Bamberly: Pffft-

Bamburai: I've been waiting for this *takes off his shirt*

Bamberly: 0//////0

Banjex: *with a weak voice* Uuugh...what...is this music...?

Bamburai: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

私はあなたのお尻を蹴ります is disconnected

Bamberly: It was good while it lasted 😔

Banjex: *still with a weak voice* ...what...happened...?

Bamberly: Nothing let's just close this call

Banjex: Ok

Video call ended





Author note
I'm gonna make a sequel :D
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