Tristan: Hey Bandu

Bandu: Yes Tris?

Tristan: Remember when we had a sleepover at your house?

Bandu: Yeah

Tristan: Me and Bambom forgot our chargers there. Can we take them?

Bandu: I don't remember finding your chargers...

Tristan: But we're sure we forgot them at your place

Bandu: Ok just a sec, I'm opening a portal

Outside the chat, a portal travel later...

Bandu: I don't know where your chargers are and given the situation here...

...it will take a while

Tristan: When was the last time you tidied up the house?

Bandu: Probably 3...months ago?

Bambom: Are you serious? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Bandu: Yes

*Tristan and Bambom share a look of disapproval*

Bandu: Let's split up, it will be easier

Bambom: Okie

*Bandu starts searching in the living room while Tristan and Bambom back away slowly*

Tristan: *whispering* I can't believe it worked

Bambom: *whispering* He's naive hehe now let's find the candies

*the two go to Bandu's room and they're greeted...

...the worst mess ever*

*the kids stand there with an open mouth, trying to realize how the hell is that possible*

Bambom: *half-whispering* What the-

Tristan: *half-whispering* -heck is this?

Bambom: *whispering* No time to waste let's search candies

*they walk between the junk trying not to step on something dangerous like legos or something noisy like dog toys. wait...does Bandu even have a dog?*

Tristan: *half-whispering* Wait! I remember where he's secret stash is!

Bambom: *half-whispering* Really?!

Tristan: *approaches the bed and starts searching under it, still whispering* They should be... *finds the holy treasure* here!

Bambom: *whispering with a proud face* My friend, let's have fun

Some nommings later...

Bandu: I can't anything, are you sure you left them-

Bandu: HOLY SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT- oh no...

*our little phonelover saw something he didn't want to see: Tristan and Bambom on a sugar rush*

Tristan and Bambom: *running around like maniacs* SUUUUUUGAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

Bandu: How did you find my candies?!

Tristan and Bambom: *running away* SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!!

Bandu: Get back here! *chases them*

*kids are normally faster than adults but ultra-energized kids? absolutely another story*

*Bandu teleports directly in front of them but slips on a inconveniently-placed toy car and falls. the kids notice something*

Bambom: Is. That. A?

Tristan: Is. It?

*there's a lollipop sticked on Bandu's butt. our unfornate deity raises his head to see the creepy hungry faces of the children*

Bandu: *frightened* What do you want? Stop making those faces! Y-you're scaring me!

Tristan and Bambom: S U G A R

Bandu: *high pitched scream*

One typical assault scene of cartoons later...

*Bandu is completely full of scratches and his clothes are ripped, especially the back of his pants*

Bandu: *with teary eyes* What have I ever done to deserve this?

*the rest of the day consisted of Bandu trying to stop the kids and MOSTLY trying not to die from their hunger and desire for sugar*

Be different and be yourself!