A/N: There are demented mentions of gore and death. Feel uncomfortable = skip the chapter. NOW LET'S GOOOOOOO!
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Brobgonal: Guys this time I fucked up

Dave: What did you do?

Brobgonal: Uhm well...

Dave: I have a bad feeling

Brobgonal: I may or may not have killed a black family

Dave: 0-0

Brobgonal: I may or may not have committed multiple arsons

Dave: Please tell me you're joking

Brobgonal: It's real...
Also...

Dave: No God please no

Brobgonal: I may or may not have sliced a person with a butcher knife because they gave me an hamburger with pickles

Dave: ...

Brobgonal: I hate pickles

Brobgonal: And I may or may not have

Dave: STOP!!!
STOP!!!
JUST STOP!!!

🌽mybeloved is online

Bambi: Heyo
The fuck are you typing?

Brobgonal: You read it
I need your help

Bambi: What are we supposed to do?

Brobgonal: Defend me in court

Bambi: What do I say?!
My friend here is an angel came down to earth?
Nobody would believe me

Brobgonal: Oh

Bambi: Especially after what I did years ago

Dave: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRICK

Brobgonal: WHAT DID YOU DO?????
TELL US!!!1!1!

Bambi: I destroyed many buildings because I didn't want to go to Cici's Pizza

Dave: WHAT?!

Bambi: I wanted to go to Burger King

Brobgonal: (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Bambi: And I built a deadly roller coaster that killed a kid

Brobgonal: That is so cool (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Bambi: So ye
Can't defend you in court

Dave: Actually...
I have to confess something

Brobgonal: If it's a marriage proposal get the fuck away

Dave: -_-
I have a collection of guns

Brobgonal: HUH??????????????

Bambi: WHAT THE FUCK

Dave: And...
I used to go to illegal shooting clubs

Bambi: O_O

Brobgonal: Guess we're all screwed

Dave: ...definitely

Despite everything Brobgonal was proved innocent in court so good ending(?)

Be different and be yourself!