Everyone is outside Dave's house, waiting for the 2022 to end. What could go wrong?

Dave: Nothing! This year is going to end well!

Bambi: Who are you talking to?

Dave: With them

Bambi: With who?

Dave: With the readers

Bambi: What?

Dave: Right there! *points towards  Y O U*

Bambi: *looks at  Y O U* I don't see anyone...

Dave: *sigh* You can't understand

Expunged: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING 4TH WALL

Dave: I do what I want to do

Bambi: Which 4th wall? We're outdoors

Dave and Expunged: -_-

Bamberly: Are you seriously gonna fight? C'mon, let's enjoy the last moments of this year!

Tristan: You made it sound like if it was the end of the world

Bambom: Yeah lol

Brobgonal: *from the distance* I need help!

Nobody does a move, not even caring if it's important or not

Brobgonal: *from the distance* YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT

Expunged: Ok ok, what is it?

Brobgonal: I need help setting up the fireworks

Expunged: *snaps his fingers*

All the fireworks magicly set up themselves

Brobgonal: Thanks! *walks towards the others holding a big red button*

Bambom: What's with that button?

Tristan: I know I know! It's to set off the fireworks!

Brobgonal: Correct!

Expunged: *arrives with a copy of himself and a proud face* Look what I created!!!! :D

Bandu: Is it a clone?!!! :0

Expunged: No, it's a Dyna-punged!

Banjex: A what?

Expunged: A Dyna-punged! A copy of me made of dynamite!

Banjex: Woah

Brobgonal: IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE WORLD IF BOMBS!!!

Bandu: How much dynamite is in there?

Expunged: Uhmmm around my weight

Bandu: Isn't it too much?

Brobgonal: IT'S NEVER TOO MUCH! THE MORE EXPLOSIVE THE BETTER!!!

Time skip to countdown cuz I'm running out of ideas

10!

Bamburai: Everyone gather around me, we're taking a selfie

9!

Bampal: Damn it, Bambi! Stop pushing me!

Bambi: You're covering me!

8!

Bamberly: Let's tighten more or won't fit in

Click!

7!

Banjex: I look bad, let's retry

Bamburai: *sigh*

6!

Expunged: WHO THE FUCK IS TOUCHING MY ASS?!

Bandu: It's your phone, you dumbass!

Expunged: Oh...

Click!

5!

Dave: I am blurry, let's try again

Bamburai: *starting to lose his patience* Ok...

4!

Bamburai: Ok, a last time and that's it! Are you ready!

Everyone nods

Bamburai: Stay still!

Click!

3...

Bandu: This one is perfect!

Bamburai: Good

Brobgonal: ACK! The button! *rushes to get it*

2...

Dave: *holding a champagne of some sorts* Just another second...

Banjex: Wait! Let me grab the camera!

1...

Pure silence...

0!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone is screaming either "Goodbye shitty 2022" or "Welcome 2023". Oh how could I forget it...

The shots are putting on a great show

Tristan and Bambom: *watching with shiny eyes*

Brobgonal: Like what you see?

Tristan and Bambom: *nod aggressively*

Banjex: I'm recording everything

After some minutes the show finished

Expunged: And now *approaches the Dyna-punged* the grand finale!

Bandu: Trust me, it's a bad idea

Expunged: Hey Weedman! Record everything! *lights the thing*

Bandu: EVERYONE RUN AWA-

Author note
Here's the special chapter no one asked for! Yayyy :D
I know it looks like shit, it was rushed. It wouldn't have been possible writing it due to commitments yet I wanted to.

No matter what will happen this year, despite everything you remain you and nothing will change that. Even when times become hard there's still hope for a better tomorrow

Happy 2023 guys and be different and be yourself!