Brobgonal: Last night was great!

Bampal: Did you commit an arson? -_-

Brobgonal: Nope I had a party with Dave, Bambi and Bamburai

Bampal: That's...too normal of you

Brobgonal: We couldn't stop dancing, we also shot fireworks

Bampal: ...I don't think that "we" is an actual "we"

Brobgonal: Ok I shot fireworks and almost killed a person because of it

Bampal: Is it impossible for you to not cause mayhem? -_-

Brobgonal: Whatev
We stopped for a second to talk to a friend of mine
"Long time no see" and shit like that
And...

Bampal: And what?

Brobgonal: Dunno if I can continue

Bampal: Do I have to worry?

Brobgonal: I'm actually coming to the best part it's that I can't type it without laughing

Bampal: Take a deep breath

Brobgonal: Ok I'm there
Someone bumped on Bambi, making him drop his glass of beer

Bampal: ...

Brobgonal: He looked at the person with a stare that goes from a "What the fuck did you do?!" to a "Now you're gonna die!"

Bampal: Oh no...

Brobgonal: Then he started screaming very polite things in a very polite way

Bampal: ...which is?

Brobgonal: I can give you a small excerpt of what he said

Bampal: Do not

Brobgonal: Here it is!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME! GET LOST YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M SURE YOU'RE A FATHERLESS BRAIN-DEPRIVED SHIT-EATING BITCH! SUCK MY DICK YOU WASTE OF SPACE"

(A/N: I'm a shit at making long insults :/)

Bampal: ...Jesus...

Brobgonal: He also said other things
While we were listening I was moved to such politeness

Bampal: What the ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Brobgonal: A true poem UwU👌🏼

Bampal: It isn't for Twitter either 🤦🏻‍♂️

Brobgonal: After half a minute Dave placed a hand on his mouth, excused himself and we left
During the walk I was still laughing

Bampal: I would have done the same thing

Brobgonal: I was also super impressed

Bampal: I noticed

Brobgonal: I saw people saying this kind of poem only on social media but it was my first hearing it in real life

Bampal: People only do it on medias because the screens cover them and nobody can see them so they feel brave and prove it by being rude while IRL they can't cuz of shame and fear of gaining a bad reputation showing they're actually kittens

Brobgonal: Then not only is Bambi a master in politeness
He also has balls of steel

Bampal: It isn't what I actually meant but sort of?

Brobgonal: NOW EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE
I MUST TALK TO THE MASTER AND LEARN THE ULTIMATE POETRY

Bampal: What did I do to deserve this?

Be different and be yourself!