Bamburai: Hey
Anyone wanna go play bowling?

Bambi: WOOOOO ME

Bambom: I love bowling!

Bamburai: Good
I found a nice place we can go
TE-LE-POR-TA-TION

Bambom: Wait

The 3 "heroes" are teleported in a bowling club

Bamburai: Here we are!

Bambom: You didn't let me put my lucky socks on...

Bamburai: You'll do good without as well

Bambi: You wear socks?!

Bambom: Yes
Never heard of socks for non-feet?

Bambi: No...

Bambom: You should get a pair
They're soft and comfy

Bambi: ...the fu-

Bamburai: Let's go in!

The guys enter the place. Many people are enjoying their time in various ways, friends who challenge themselves in small matches, families who peacefully play and laugh together and then we have...

Dave: Nice shot!

Yes, we also have a s̶e̶x̶y̶ blue man with a golden child

Bambi: Dave?
I didn't know you liked bowling

Dave: It's one of my hidden hobbies

Bambi: Hidden?

Dave: Hidden because nobody knew
And not gonna lie, I'm not that bad at it

Then he, holding a ball, positions himself to take down his targets: pins. The ball hits almost all the pins, leaving only...

Tristan: Ha! Dracula!

(A/N: For those who don't know, it's when a pin on the far right and one on the far left remain)

Bambom: And now?

Tristan: It's either one or nothing in this situation

That comment didn't discourage the blue guy, he smirked under his breath instead

Dave: Heh, look at this cool thing

He visions a Cartesian plane with various parables, asymptotes and things like that. He estimates that if he manages to hit a specific coordinate he'll manage to get both pins down. Meanwhile the others are watching, feeling not a little of tension or rather a shit load of tension.

Dave: ...now

He throws the ball. It hits the left pin on its left side, sending it away with force and hitting the right pin.

Bambi: Holy shit...

Bamburai: You can say that louder...

Tristan: How was that possible?!

The score appears.

Tristan: Why do you always win?

Dave: I have been playing for a while and improved

Tristan: I want a rematch!

Bamburai: We're joining!

Dave: Then it'll be a great challenge!

The guys are having fun and...making a lot of noise, many people complain about the screams.

Bambi: Why is everyone leaving?

Bamburai: Dunno

Bambi: Whatever, finally it's my turn

Tristan: Isn't that ball a bit big for you?

Bambi: It is

Tristan: Why don't you take a smaller one?

Bambi: Because my fingers can't fit their holes

Bambom: :/

Bambi: I didn't choose to have big hands!

Bamburai: A midget holding a ball that's almost as big as him, quite a sight

Bambi: Shut yo bitchass'up!

Bamburai: You're holding it incorrectly

Tristan: Have you ever played bowling before?

Bambi: Of course I did!

We all know the only bowling experience he has is on Wii Sports. Can we even call it experience?

Bambi: Now

He gets in position and starts moving the ball in circular motion. Suddenly it slips from his fingers, heading backwards and hitting Dave...on his moss.

Dave: ...

Everyone is in shock.

Bambi: ...my fingers are greasy...

Tristan: Dad, are you alright?

Dave: ...

And that's how Dave got erectile dysfunction

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