Algebra is s̶h̶i̶t̶ fun

Dave: Son!!!!!

Tristan: Ye?

Dave: It's saturday!!!!!

Tristan: Oh no...

Dave: Time for homeschooling!!!!!!

Tristan: Noooooooo

Dave: Yessssssssssss

Tristan: Dad why?

Dave: Because first, education is important
And second school is fun!!!

I'MNOT_AFUCKING_BABY and Lord_of_the_rings are online


Ringi: School on saturdays?

Dave: Ye :D

Ringi: It's stupid

Dave: It's not! >:[

Tristan: Finally someone who understands me!

Brobgonal: Are you a teacher?

Dave: Yeah :)

Brobgonal: Cool
Can I join the class? :)

Dave: Yeah! :D

Tristan: ARE YOU CRAZY?!!

Brobgonal: What are you gonna teach?
Wait don't say it!
No spoilers!!!

Dave: Ok I guess

(A/N: I invented it)

Solve this! :D

Brobgonal: What the fuck is that?!

Ringi: I don't understand anything
Literally

Tristan: It's what I have to deal with everyday

Ringi: EVERYDAY?!!!!

Tristan: 😔

Dave: It's an algebra problem

Brobgonal: Algebra?!
No no no fuck off
I don't want to be part of this class anymore!

Dave: Why? :(

Brobgonal: Algebra is shit

Tristan: Yeah you tell him!

Dave: Shut up

Ringi: Not to be disrespectful but he's right


Straw-cute-berry is online


Bambom: Hello
What are you doing? :3

Dave: I'm trying to teach things

Tristan: Or better torturing me with weird inscriptions

Bambom: What is it?

Tristan: Look for yourself
It's up here

Bambom: Oh now I see
Looks hard

Tristan: It's VERY hard
Too much numbers and letters

Dave: It's not hard, you're just bad

Bambom: Will I have to learn THAT in the future?

Tristan: Yes

Bambom: 😰


🌽mybeloved is online


Bambi: Hey
Am I interrupting something?

Bambom: No

Bambi: What's that elven russian dialect?

Ringi: Lol secret language found!

Brobgonal: That made me wheeze XD

Tristan: Has algebra always been an hidden language and I DIDN'T KNOW IT?!!

Bambom: If it's a language why have I never heard anyone speak it? 🤔
That actually makes me want to learn it...

Dave: Guys...
No...

Bambi: Aaahh you're teaching algebra
I read the above messages just now

Dave: -_-

Bambi: Want a super popular opinion?

Dave: Ok tell

Bambi: Quick disclaimer
It's not suitable for everyone
Especially you

Ringi: What do you mean by "not suitable"

Bambi: I mean that someone will probably get mad

Ringi: How if it's a super popular opinion?

Bambi: Trust me
Someone will get pissy
Are you ready, Dave?

Dave: Ready

Bambi: ✨Algebra is shit✨

Dave: Nice opinion
Unfortunately you're wrong
And 475. 196. 098. 184

(A/N: I typed random numbers, if I guessed your IP tell me and I will change it)

Bambi: Is that an IP address????

Dave: Yours to be exact =)

Bambi: Shitshitshitshiti'mreallysorryalgebraisfunpleasedeleteit

🌽mybeloved is offline

Tristan: O_O

Bambom: O_O

Brobgonal: O_O

Ringi: O_O

Dave: So what did we learn today? :)

Tristan: That algebra is fun

Bambom: That algebra is fun

Ringi: That algebra is fun

Brobgonal: I'm not gonna tell it!
Algebra is shit!

Dave: I guess your creator will have a lot of fun with you

Brobgonal: ...wut?

Dave: Get doxxed =)
907. 685. 336. 666

(A/N: Again, the numbers are random)

Brobgonal: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Dave: YESSSSSSSSSSSS =)

Brobgonal: PLEASE NO
LAST TIME HE DID BANDU HAD TO CAUSE A MASSIVE HACK TO SHUT DOWN INTERNET AND RESET IT

Dave: I don't care =)

I'MNOT_AFUCKING_BABY is offline

Dave: Remember kids
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