Bambi: I'm in a DSM
Dumb
Singing
Mood

Bamburai: Dumb singing mood?

Bambi: The urge to sing something stupid
Want to join me?

Bamburai: Okke

Bambi: Ok
https://meet.google.com/dumb-singing-mood

私はあなたのお尻を蹴ります joined the call

Bambi: Now let's wait for the others

Bamburai: How many people do you need?

Bambi: Everyone

Bamburai: All of 12 for a dumb song?!

Bambi: Ye

After almost an hour everyone joined...

Bampal: Do we have to sing the things written on our sheets?

Bambi: Ye

Bandu: Ah that's what it was for!

Bamburai: Wait which sheets?

Bambi: Check your closet

Bamburai: Ehh?!

Bambi: Check your closet!

Bamburai: *checks it and finds a sheet of paper* How the fuck-

Bambi: I teleported

Bamburai: How long have you been in a DSM?

Bambi: Around a week or so

Everyone stares at him in silence

Bambi: What?

Expunged: You've been preparing a dumb-ass song and violated our privacies for a week?!

Bambi: I would not put it that way...

Expunged: You could have saw something private!

Bambi: If by "something private" you mean your collection body pillows of men then

Bamberly: What in the PS5 the fuck?!

Banjex: Dude?

Brobgonal: I'm disappointed

Bampal: Is it true?!

Bambi: I never lie

Expunged: YOU FUCKING SON OF A-

Brobgonal: *dreamy voice* The last time I heard such a poem was last year. The 2023 is really magic and full of surprises :D

Dave: What have I heard...? O_O

Brobgonal: *dreamy voice* The expert speaking with his own words

Bambi: Let's just start the singing...
I numbered all of your sheets

Dave: Why am I the first?

Bambi: Cuz you're the so-called "veteran rapper" :)

Dave: I regret saying it -_-

Bambi: Your solo verse comes after the chorus so be happy

Dave: I'm not -_-

Bambi: Here we go *puts on a base*

Everyone: *in unison* 🎵We met the 12 idiots, all loose cannons with fun lives! They got nothing to do so...🎵

Dave: *sigh* 🎵The first idiot who crossed my path gave me...a thumbs up of nonsense!🎵

Bambi: 🎵The second idiot who crossed my path gave me...a ball made of junk!🎵

Tristan: 🎵The third idiot who crossed my path gave me...dunno something!🎵

Ringi: 🎵The fourth idiot who crossed my path gave me...a lamb to stab!🎵

Bambom: 🎵The fifth idiot who crossed my path gave me...a drunk teletubbie!🎵

Expunged: 🎵The sixth idiot who crossed my path gave me...a gayass to destroy!🎵

Bandu: 🎵The seventh idiot who crossed my path gave me...a dead person to eat!🎵

Banjex: 🎵The eighth idiot who crossed my path gave me...a whale's insides!🎵

Bamburai: 🎵The ninth idiot who crossed my path gave me...an egg full of fingers!🎵

Bamberly: 🎵The tenth idiot who crossed my path gave me...a middle toe because yes!🎵

Bampal: 🎵The eleventh idiot who crossed my path gave me...a dog to kill!🎵

Brobgonal: 🎵The last idiot who crossed my path gave me...a copy of "The last of us"!🎵

Everyone: *in unison* 🎵We are the 12 idiots, meet us today! We are the 12 idiots, loose cannons in town! We'll give you something fun cuz we have fun lives!🎵

The karaoke session is finished!

Bandu: This song sucks ass

Brobgonal: You tell him, my dude!

Bambi: I told you I was in a DSM

Expunged: Next time you have one DON'T bother us!

Everyone left the call and is offline

Bambi: Why is everyone so mean?

(1 ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ = 1 hug for Bambi)

Be different and be yourself!