this is like an extended version, picking up where lashton left off from the last chapter:)) also fair warning: i use the word 'daddy' wayyyy too much in this chapter. it won't ever ever ever be mentioned again as i legitimately hate that word. um yea if it makes u uncomfortable just skip this chapter. it's not important

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ashtonirwin to lukehemmings

ashtonirwin:
luke
baby
luke
answer me
luke
im sorry

lukehemmings:

ashtonirwin:
come on luke im trying to apologize

lukehemmings:
sorry i know how hard that is for you.

ashtonirwin:
you're such a dick

lukehemmings:
takes one to know one

ashtonirwin:
when did you become such a petty bitch

lukehemmings:
when i started dating one

ashtonirwin:
omg
stop
you're coming hard for my brand

lukehemmings:
'coming hard' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ashtonirwin:
what the shit is that

lukehemmings:
is there a bug??? where

ashtonirwin:
i
are you going to accept my apology

lukehemmings:
hm.. idk

ashtonirwin:
please🙏🏻 i'll do anything

lukehemmings:
anything? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ashtonirwin:
stop with that goddamn face
and yes. anything.

lukehemmings:
ok. for starters... stop being so bossy. i get tired of you telling me what to do all the time. i don't need two moms.

ashtonirwin:
i am not bossy??

lukehemmings:
yeah okay. and i'm straight

ashtonirwin
😒 anything else?

lukehemmings:
yep. all i need you to do is call me daddy

ashtonirwin:
oh hell no. don't use me for your kinks

lukehemmings:
relax. i have a perfectly normal relationship w my father

ashtonirwin:
?? congrats

lukehemmings:
call me daddy in the gc and we are even

ashtonirwin:
ah i see
this is for your ego
whatever

lukehemmings:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ashtonirwin to the wiggles

ashtonirwin:
hello everyone

calumhood:
what's up bitch

michaelclifford:
hey

lukehemmings:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ashtonirwin:
fucking stop using that creepy face lucas

lukehemmings:
i thought i told you to stop telling me what to do

ashtonirwin:
sorry daddy😔

michaelclifford:
JEJENDJOFLWLSMDM

lukehemmings:
JJSKDNJFOCKUCY MY DICKKSMWKWO

calumhood:
y'all kinky asf

ashtonirwin:
haha jokes over
are you happy luke?

lukehemmings:
nsjekdkd

michaelclifford:
idk ab big luke but little luke seems happy

ashtonirwin:
little? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

calumhood:

michaelclifford:
hey das me

calumhood:
ur cute kitten

michaelclifford:
kitten?

calumhood:
is that bad?

michaelclifford:
no it's fine. it's just that no1s ever called me that

calumhood:
isn't that what the fans call you

michaelclifford:
yeah but.. ur different

calumhood:
🥰

michaelclifford:
where'd lashton go

calumhood:
i think they may have discovered something

michaelclifford:
what?

calumhood:
read the chat again babe

michaelclifford:
oh
ew