*clears throat*

Man Im surrounded by so many simps, just so many. Our next simp is a simp that I was pretty shocked to have discovered to be a simp! But was I tHAT surprised? Not really. Once I started talking to them.... *sniffs air* I smelt the SIMPINESS all over. But when there's a simp, there's evidence. Ladies and Gentlesimps, welcome to the stage.....

CONGRATS!!!
Stevinel4Life

YOU.

ARE.

A.

SIMP!

Guess i shouldnt call you Senpapi anymore, huh?

More like...

SIMPAPI

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No?
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Ok.

*sips oreo milkshakes* So many simps, what ever shall I do?

#SIMPAPIisaSIMP