Your gaze swept the vast expanse of Sans' around you. They seemed to go on forever, each holding up a portion of their soul. I've met them all before, you realized with a lump rising in your throat. You could feel tears forming in the corners of your eyes.

Your adventure - which had seemed to stretch in for a millennia - was finally at its close. There was no happy ending that you had wished for. Battles and demons conquered, but yet you stood in what felt like a helpless position. How could this be fair?

And that's when you felt it. The soft fur grazed across your cheek and slowly wiped away the stray tear that had fallen from your eye. You remained motionless for a moment, swaying ever so softly as you relished the delicate fur that brushed against you. Slowly, you raised a shaking hand to clasp the paw.

"I-I..." There were no words to describe the torrent of emotions that consumed your mind. But there was desire. Yes, you could feel it.

Throughout your adventure, you had fought against the one thought that seemed to pierce through your mind. Helplessness, you could call it by name now. There had always been the feeling of drowning in the anxiety knowing that the cycle of the Final Reset would never end.

But now it had finished! And like the many comical romance movies that you had witnessed in your lifetime, your one true love had come to save you! Away from the impossible decision, away from the heartbreak, away from the helplessness.

You see dear reader, that chapter you read had not been a dream. It was a message to you of the true ending, to all those who would click upon this book on Wattpad. It was a way out, a pathway to escape the never-ending cycle of Sans x Readers on this app.

Haven't you spent hours combing through the digital archives, searching for the perfect book to fill your primitive desires of a romance with an emo skeleton? You browsed through the different AU's in a vain attempt to discover a life with the perfect version of Sans.

Isn't that what this book had been? You had journeyed through multiple AU's, but didn't each one feel bland? Didn't each one feel as if they were all part of a road leading to one much greater?

Do not worry reader! Your pathway ends here! There will be no more Sans x Readers, for you have found your true ending. You have reached your destination!

Your shivering form slowly pressed against the warm fur of Burgerpants. "How much I have missed you," you whispered. His fur felt like silk against your skin, warming the coldness that you had endured for far too long.

"Goodbye," you said to Ink and linked your hand with Burgerpants'. Ink's jaw was slightly open, attempting to form the series of questions that would never come. And to this day, even after you have finished this book and deleted it from your Wattpad library, even after you grow up and raise a family of your own, even after the Undertale fandom is truly left for darkness in the moldy pits of Tumblr, Ink replays the events over and over again in his mind.

Why? Why would you choose Burgerpants?

And even twelve years later as you lay in the couch, pressed against your depressed cat husband for warmth in the frigid winter cold, you truly believed you could never explain it to Ink. The cycle of reading multiple Wattpad books only to be unsatisfied by each and every one, it had to end with this Sans x Reader. Because the ending for this book was so much more different than the other books.

It ended the cycle.

"Now, now Mittens," you scolded the cat child in front of you. It had been a difficult process procreating with Burgerpants for the large difference in your species. But than,s to Japanese engineering, anything was possible. You had removed both a strand of your hair and Burgerpants' and placed it inside a chicken egg, in which it had hatched a human-cat hybrid.

Your first and only child Mittens was truly a face only a mother could love. He was severely deformed - the most noticeable being that one arm and leg were human while the other was cat. Tuffs of sunset orange fur stuck out in random patches all across his body, while random patches of human skin were also visible. Mittens had the appearance of a haircut gone wrong.

His face was a whole different story. He had four different eyes and three noses. His mouth was a combination of a human and cat, leaving a long and severely deformed tongue dropping out of his mouth 24/7. You could only shudder at the image of what your child would have looked like if you had procreated with Sans.

"I can't believe my god and overlord chose me to marry him," you whispered, stroking your mutant cat child all the while. Mittens purred in his sleep, the purr being a mixture between that of a cat's and a human choking on their own mucus.

"I have always loved you [Y/N]," Burgerpants murmured into your hair, sending warm chills down your spine. His warm tongue gently stroked your hair, pieces of half digested Glamburgers getting stuck on your scalp.

You opened your mouth to reply when the door burst open. "I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!" a voice screeched from outside the entryway. A shadowy figure stepped into your house.

They took a step closer to you and took off the black cape that shrouded them. You let out a soft gasp. All this time, how could you have forgotten about him?

It was the rock, the very one from the Ruins in which you had to push several times before it allowed you to cross one of Toriel's traps. "THERE ARE MANY UNDERTALE FANFICTIONS BUT NONE OF THEM INCLUDE ME! THIS ENDS NOW I TELL YOU!"

And so it was that Burgerpants was massacred before your very eyes. Mittens was thrown into the fire and exploded into confetti. The rock approached you, hatred pulsing off it.

And then you died.

THE END

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE