( Dive ── Chapter eight )
Out And About

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grussell.fans George is out and about with his publicist and speculated partner, Liadan Cagney, once again! The pair were photographed with (and by) Australian fans this weekend ahead of the Grand Prix.

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user1 it's not even speculation at this point, they're def together.

user2 "speculated" they have been blatantly dating for nearly six months

user3 she's soooo pretty

user4 was hoping that we'd get a more classy wag out of george tbh

user5 betraying her ancestors by sleeping with the english 😔😔😔

user6 girls we officially lost him

user7 beauty (george) and brains (liadan)
─ user8 can't argue that george is beauty lmaooo but brains is a bit of a stretch. she's a "career woman" apparently but she just runs his twitter or whatever
─ user7 babe she has a master's degree it literally says so on her linkedin
─ user8 and what's she doin with it

user9 the real question is, was wifegate a slip-up bc they were already together, or did he just manifest this so so so so successfully

user10 RAHHH ERIN GO BRAGH 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

user11 he could be dating models...

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lochlan & liadan

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lochlan
so should i assume you lied to me, or that there have been some recent developments that you have neglected to tell me?

liadan
you can't just come out of the gate being this vague. i have no idea what we're discussing.

lochlan
youuuu ☝️☝️☝️

you are dating the race car driver

liadan
oh, that

no i wasn't lying before. it's a more recent development.

well depending on what "recent" means to you

lochlan
has it been more than two months

liadan
...yes

lochlan
then you are a dirty estranged family member who keeps secrets for no reason

liadan
for no reason?? ma is still convinced that i'm never going to find someone better than bill

lochlan
that's just ma though

what about ME

liadan
YOU are a mummy's boy who can't keep a secret

lochlan
well i know now.

so how long has it really been :(

liadan
almost four months

lochlan
wtf liadan

liadan
i swear i was planning to tell you before easter

lochlan
you don't trust me :(

liadan
dramatic ass

lochlan
so this tweet was about him

liadan
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU FOLLOWING MY PRIV WHAT THE FUCK

THAT WAS NOT FOR YOU TO SEE

what is your username

you have to tell me so i can block you

lochlan
answer my question first liadan mairead

liadan
fine yes it was about him

but out of everyone in this situation YOU ☝️ are the freak and weirdo and creep

lochlan
smh

liadan
don't tell ma please

i have to tell her myself

lochlan
oh well that's perfect because i forgot to mention i'm in the car with her and we're on our way over with the cleaning supplies

liadan
hilarious

lochlan
idk i woke up this morning and i was in the car on the ferry. probly knocked out cold from the bleach fumes in the back.

you've got probably ten minutes before we're at your flat

liadan
lochlan you are kidding right

lochlan
i'll send you my location

liadan
WTF

I HAVE GEORGE OVER

lochlan
well either get him out quick or get him presentable because she's in one of her moods

liadan
STAGE A FAKE EMERGENCY LOCHLAN I MEAN IT

lochlan
sorry no can do

liadan
oh my fucking god you're actually here

lochlan
put the lad through the fire escape

liadan
thanks for the support

lochlan
are you decent?

liadan
well i am NOW

lochlan
see? imagine how much worse this morning would have been without my warning

liadan
die painfully

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lochlan is truly an agent of chaos