( Dive ─ chapter two )
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lidacags99 Unmarried woman.

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lochlancagney I thought for sure I got a surprise brother in law 😕
─ lidacags99 Never ❌️

georgerussell63 I must say divorce looks great on you
─ lidacags99 I will happily put you through a wood shredder
─ georgerussell63 Screenshotted and sending to HR

cagney.mary 😄❤️

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MESSAGES.
( the quartet )

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WOMAN REPELLENT
one day george is a lanky little awkward bachelor and the next he's got himself a bride 🥲 they grow up so fast

GREG
there's a reason you were never privy to the joke, lando, and this is it.

WOMAN REPELLENT
george is the type of guy to say "privy to the joke"

CHUCK
george cagney ❤❤❤

GREG
enough.

CHUCK
how did you convince her to even engage with this joke

ALOBONO
i was surprised at first too but if you meet her you'll understand

GREG
what is that supposed to mean

ALOBONO
lily says your energies compliment each other

WOMAN REPELLENT
ew 😒

ALOBONO
it's like that thing ppl say about how you find love when you're not looking for it

WOMAN REPELLENT
so cute. puke.

CHUCK
i can't imagine what kind of energy could compliment george

ALOBONO
you'll have to ask lily. i'm pretty sure she has a powerpoint.

WOMAN REPELLENT
are we absolutely sure it was lily and not just george in a wig? man loves powerpoints.

george is the type of guy to make a powerpoint about the girl he fancies instead of asking her out

GREG
are we not acknowledging the fact that lida and i genuinely are just friendly coworkers

WOMAN REPELLENT
you put yourself in this hole mate

CHUCK
now be a man and marry her

GREG
what are you a fan account on twitter? grow up

CHUCK
i'm a fan account on your mum

WOMAN REPELLENT
oo zinger

ALOBONO
trust me guys he would not have started the bit in the first place if he didn't have intentions

GREG
amazing how you're loud and wrong

ALOBONO
he soooo totally likes her

GREG
she's my coworker that's it.

WOMAN REPELLENT
first friendly coworker now just coworker? you're dropping affection points in panic

CHUCK
GEEEOOOOORGE

ALOBONO
GEEEOOOOORGE

GREG
what the hell what

CHUCK
take the lady to dinner. at least as an apology for the mess you've caused.

GREG
i already gave her an apology. she's buying a car with it.

WOMAN REPELLENT
this guy sure knows the way to a girl's heart huh. yeesh.

GREG
the point you're missing is that i'm not trying to get to her heart

WOMAN REPELLENT
then what just her pants lololololololololl

ALOBONO
lando be serious he's about to open up

GREG
i'm TRYING

not to lose another publicist

CHUCK
BOOOOOORINGGGGGG

ALOBONO
wait wait wait guys wait

george

riddle me this

GREG
what

ALOBONO
did you or did you not give her the george russell plushie

GREG
well i did

WOMAN REPELLENT
WOUAGGHHHHHH

ALOBONO
DID I SAY IT OR DID I SAY IT

GREG
BUT JUST BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD

I MEAN IT WAS THE SOURCE OF THE WHOLE PROBLEM?? SO TOSSING IT SEEMED LIKE A WASTE

CHUCK
mate the source of the whole problem is that you started calling her your wife instead of just asking her to dinner

WOMAN REPELLENT
he really got no game huh

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( lochlan + liadan )

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LOCHLAN
do you have a secret husband we don't know about?

LIADAN
yeah sorry you had to find out this way 😕

we've actually been shacked up since college and have 3 children. i didn't know how to break the news.

LOCHLAN
wait deadass

LIADAN
yeah their names are liadan jr., loveracecars, and leicestershire. congrats you're an uncle

LOCHLAN
okay point taken

do you have like.... context for what happened or...?

LIADAN
genuinely just an inside joke at work

LOCHLAN
🤨 hm

when you said you were halfway in love with your job i didn't think you meant you were all the way in love with the rich lad you're meant to be babysitting

LIADAN
i'm not

we're friends

well we're friends most of the time

the rest of the time i'm like mate you are the ass burn of my life and i wish we had been born on different planets

but c'est la vie

LOCHLAN
i see you've thought a lot about this

LIADAN
oh my lord

i already had this conversation with all of my coworkers and half the UNIVERSE lochlan please don't make me endure it again

LOCHLAN
k

do u have the netflix password

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( note )
lochlan and liadan are irish twins (both literally and in the sense of the phrase, she was born in january and he was born in december of the same year) so they're pretty tight. and also fight a lot about stupid things. but that's siblings for ya.