Heya, toots. Did ya miss me?

(That didn't come outright. Rewind!)

Hello, my awksome readers!

How have you been?

My god, it's been almost a year since I uploaded any new chaps. For that, I am sorry.

But, fret not, summer is here and I might just squeeze some chapters out of me. 

Anyways, a quick personal update on my long leave of absence:

I still have 3 dogs.

I finished my TCP. 

I'm still overworked.

I got a new (and functioning) laptop (which I will be talking about in a different non-chap).

I have an upcoming art exhibition.

Yep, you heard the last one right. 

That's also why I won't be adding the continuation to Episode 19, Pt. 1: In Which Reality is Getting Stuck on Incongruous Nicknames until the end of July.

Another thing is, as I've scrolled through my draft manuscript, I have noticed that there had been some inconsistencies, confusing sentence structures, and plain misuse of words.

Again, I'm sorry about that.

Hence. why I have done some major and minor editing. I'm talking:

 Edited Chapter Titles

New and Fixed Dialogues

New Scenes

Clearer Details and Descriptions

Foot Notes & Translations

(whispers) Don't worry, I'll add the names of the edited chapters and their edited status below.

For my readers who have been reading past a great number of chapters, don't worry I won't force you to re-read the whole thing. But if you want the whole DITCH experience, and understand more of the later chapters, feel free to re-read. I support you.

Well, that's it for now—OH WAIT, I almost forgot to add.

I also redesigned the cover and graphics for DITCH!

If you're interested in viewing my new design and hearing about my thought process, you can read all about it in my Designer Notes (D/N).

Until then, BYESIES!

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List of Chapters and Update Status

Epigraph —  **ADDED**

Pilot: In Which the Story Unfolds — **UPDATED**

Episode 1.1: In Which Fairytales End — **UPDATED**

Episode 1.2: In Which Reality Begins — **UPDATED**

Episode 2: In Which Reality is a Teenage Purgatory Known as High School (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 3: In Which Reality is Smuggling a Gay Man into Class — **UPDATED**

Episode 4: In Which Reality is a Catchy Beer Song (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 5: In Which Reality is an Unwanted Call to Adventure  (Pt. 1-3) — **UPDATED**

Episode 6: In Which Reality Involves Stalking a Greek God/Hitman (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 7: In Which Reality Involves a Scheming Fairy Godfather (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 8: In Which Reality is a Wild Pony Ride — **UPDATED**

Episode 9: In Which Reality Resounds a Siren Call (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 10: In Which Reality is a Walk in the Park — **UPDATED**

Episode 11: In Which Reality is No Damsel in Distress (Pt. 1-3) — **UPDATED**

Episode 12: In Which Reality Involves is a Literal Climb of Shame (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 13: In Which Reality is a Delectable Case of Kismet Bullsh*t (Pt. 1-3) — **UPDATED**

Episode 14: In Which Reality is, Not in the Slightest, A Meet-Cute Moment (Pt. 1-3) — **UPDATED**

Episode 15: In Which Reality is to Continuously Shoot Oneself in the Foot (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 16: In Which Reality is Blessed with Savage Friends (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 17: In Which Reality is a List of Reasons to Stay F*cking Single  (Pt. 1-2) — **UPDATED**

Episode 18: In Which Reality is a Terrible Match Made in The Garage  (Pt. 1-3) —**UPDATED**

Episode 19: In Which Reality is Getting Stuck on Incongruous Nicknames  (Pt. 1) — **UPDATED**

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