Because... Why not?

T: So... Jane tells me you're from India....

M: Yeah. I actually grew up in the jungle there.

T: No way! I was raised by apes!

M: Cool!

M: I was raised by wolves, but I was kidnapped by monkeys once.

T: What'd they want?

M: They wanted me to give them some fire so they could burn down the jungle.

T: O.O