Hotel Staff
"Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him." Vaggie warned Charlie.
"Don't worry I've learned one thing from my dad. 'Ya don't take shit from other demons.'" Charlie said before walking up to Alastor. "So Al, you're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke."
Some people cried out in fear when they saw Alastor's horrifying face.
"But I don't, I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better so I'm taking your offer to help. On the count there will be no trickster voodoo strings attached."
"Wow, ya hear that Beasty?" Hades grinned. "Even a demon, Satan's daughter no less has better judgment and morals than you."
"So it's a deal then?" Alastor asked as he held out his hand to Charlie making a green light appear and a sudden wind pushed Angel and Vaggie back a bit.
"Nope, no shaking no deals." Charlie said as she pushed his hand away. "As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I hear by order that you help with this hotel, for as long as you desire."
"You didn't get the deal?" Harmony asked.
"It worked out perfectly my darling." Alastor nodded.
"Sound fair?" Charlie asked Alastor.
"Hmm." Alastor scratched his chin before shrugging. "Fair enough."
"Cool beans." Charlie said giving him a double thumbs up.
Alastor hummed as he continued to look at the hotel then spotted Vaggie. "Smile my dear, you know you're never fully dressed without one."
"If he was anyone else Vaggie would have cut off their hands." Harmony said.
"You got that right." Vaggie mumbled.
"So where is your hotel staff?" Alastor asked.
"Um, well..." Charlie nodded over to a glaring Vaggie.
"Oh ho, you're gonna need more than that."
"Angel! Cover Harmony's ears right now!" Alastor panicked.
"Nope." Harmony quickly teleported out of Angel's reach. "I wanna hear this."
"And what can you do my effeminate fellow?" Alastor asked Angel.
"I can suck your dick." Angel answered.
Harmony quickly teleported out of there.
"Where'd she go?" Jay asked.
Angel sighed. "She went to go laugh her ass off."
Some of the others looked grossed out by Angel's answer while some did laugh.
Harmony came back a few minutes later. "OK, I'm good now. I never knew those were your first words to each other."
"I told you he was the first to make me speechless." Alastor said.
"HA! No." Alastor said to Angel.
"Your lost." Angel grinned.
"Well, this just won't do." Alastor said. "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." Alastor snapped his fingers and a beautiful fireplace appeared.
"Oh that's me!" Nifty clapped her hands excited.
Alastor reached in and pulled Nifty out of the fireplace, she opened her eye, and the soot she was covered in disappeared.
"This little darling is Nifty." Alastor introduced.
"Hi, I'm Nifty." Nifty waved. "It's nice to meet you, it's been a while since I've made new friends. Why are you all women? ARE THERE ANY MEN HERE?!" She picked up Charlie off the ground to look under her before putting her back down. "I'm sorry, that's rude. OH MAN, this place is filthy, it really needs a ladies' touch which is weird because you're all ladies no offense. OH MY GOSH, THIS IS AWFUL! NOPE NOPE NOPE nope."
Everyone then turned when they heard a new voice.
"Ha! Read them and weep boys, full..." Husk widened his eyes when he saw all the voodoo around him."Hoooo....tel? What the fuck is this?" He then spotted Alastor. "YOU!"
"Ah Husker my dear friend, glad you can make it." Alastor greeted.
"Don't you Husker me you son of a bitch, I was about to win the whole damn pot!"
"Good to see you too."
Husker facepalmed himself. "What the hell do you want with me this time?"
"My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services, I hope that's ok."
"Are you shitting me?"
"Hmmm... No, I don't think so."
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