"Ok, you remember what to say?" Vaggie asks Charlie as she fixes her bow tie.

"Yes, let's do this." Charlie said confidently.

"Just look at me and I'll mouth it to you." Vaggie said.

"Come on Vaggie, I know what to say." Charlie insisted. "I just feel like we need to, I don't know, make things sound more exciting. Oooooohhhhh. What if I ..."

"Sing a song about it?" Harmony said the same time Vaggie did.

"You knew I was gonna say that." Charlie said the same time as herself on the tv.

"Because I know you." Harmony and Vaggie said at the same time.

"Please don't sing." Vaggie nearly begged Charlie. "This is serious."

"Well you know I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song." Charlie squealed.

"But life isn't a musical hon." Vaggie said.

"Really auntie?" Harmony asked her.

"All our lives are musicals." Evie added.

"Vaggie only says that because she can't sing." Angel smirked.

"She's also what someone would call.. What is the term again dear? A buzz saw?" Alastor asked.

"Buzzkill Al, how the fuck could you forget that? You kill all the time." Angel said.

"He what?" Carlos asked wide-eyed.

Alastor gave Carlos one of his creepy smiles freaking him out.

"Radio daddy." Harmony said bring Alastor out of his evil thoughts.

"My apologies." Alastor said to the very freaked-out mortals.

"Don't worry, he won't eat you, right radio daddy?"

"Of course not darling." Alastor chuckled.

"Fine, but I have these other ideas on what to say." Charlie smiled while holding out a piece of paper. "The highlighted bits are the best parts!"

"Let me guess, it's all highlighted." Harmony said.

"It's all highlighted." Vaggie said.

"Called it!" Harmony cheered.

"Is this a drawing?" Vaggie asked.

"YES!" Charlie smiled excitedly. "That's the happy ending see. Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven."

"I don't think it's that simple." Vaggie said. "Just please follow the talking points we went over." Vaggie then grabs Charlie making her look at her eyes. "And do NOT sing."

"Ok fine." Charlie groaned before using a fake British accent. "I'll just have to result to my impeccable improve skills."

Vaggie watched her girlfriend walk up to Katie Killjoy.

"Hi. I'm Charlie." She said as she holds out her hand.

"Katie Killjoy." Katie says annoyed before blowing out some smoke from her cigarette. "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you but that would be a lie." She then held up her hand. "You can put that away. I don't touch the gays, I have standards."

"Thought you were bisexual." Harmony said to Charlie.

"I am." Charlie sighed.

"Yeah? How's that working out for you?" Charlie asked uncomfortably.

"Look, my time is money so I'll make this short." Katie said before poking Charlie's breasts.

"So she won't shake your hand but you'll touch those?" Hades scoffed.

"You're not here because we wanted you here, you're here because Jeffery couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

"Those are so boring." Harmony mumbled.

"He does have good cookbooks darling." Alastor said.

"Is that what those shitty books in our kitchen are?" Angel asked.

"Sir please, language, there are kids here." Fairy Godmother said.

"Oh please, they're teens, some of them probably already fucked each other."

"Mommy." Harmony groaned.

"You might be some royal big shot but that doesn't mean shit to me."

Harmony shrugged her shoulders and nodded in understanding. She doesn't give a damn that Ben was a king or any of the other royals around here.

"I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux wearing demon princess, wants to advertise."

"But I.."

"So don't get cute with me honey or I will fucking bury you."

"And we're live!"