in my observations over my years here on wattpad, i have observed that there are 4 categories of writers that grace the halls of this amazing site.

those who are good

the real authors of wattpad. every word is literary excellence. innovative, inspirational, creative and diverse.

those who think they are good

they write one literary gem and then suck off its tits for the rest of their writing ... career.

those who strive to be good

the hard working nucleus of wattpad, who never stop trying to improve, despite obstacles put in front of them.

those who will never be good

keep writing, for fun. don't look for silver linings because you will only find corduroy.

so, where do i fit in those categories?

actually, i am in the 5th category.

those who write just for the hell of it, try everything and don't give a shit about grammar, spelling, technical excellence, or what anyone thinks.

i think this is self explanatory.

i have been told i was good.

i thought i was.

i strived to be.

then i realized...

never.

so, why bother

i am simply too lazy to become a good writer.