On day discord was in his house in chaosville. He sat down and started to eat his breakfast. He paused and looked up in confusion. He then raised and eyebrows. "Okay, who is in my house?" He said a as he crossed his arms. "Hay stop narrating what I'm doing." He shouted. Discord was getting ready to go to Ponyville. "Wait, how did you know that?" He asked as he started flying around the room looking for the source of the voice. His friend Fluttershy has organized a picnic for him and the rest of the six. "Okay that's it, who are you and how do you know that?" He said as he scratched his head. "Stop narrating what I'm doing." His faced turned red and steam came out of his ears. Wait that's not in the script. "What scripted." He said as he stroked his beard. "Oh would you please stop."
Wait you can hear me? "Yes, who did you think I was talking to." He said as he rolled his eyes. "Stop narrating what I'm doing." He yelled. I can't it's my job. "Your job?" He said with question in his voice. Yes, my job, I'm the narrator.
"The narrator? The narrator to what?" He then sat on the couch. The narrator to this story. "Okay, but aren't narrators supposed to be male?" He said as he crosed his arms. Yes but I couldn't find enypony who was willing to narrate this story. "No pony willing to narrate this story about me." He stud up from the couch. No I was the only one.
"Well how rude of them." Discord shouldn't you be some were right now. He freezes and looks at the time. "Sweet Celestia, I'm going to be late." Discord then rushed out of the door and left. Few mins latter he arrived in pony Ville. "Are you going to do this all day." He said looking up and scowling. Yep. "It's going to be a long day." He said as he shook his head. He started to walk down the path though Ponyville. He looked up and shook his head. He cuntinued to walk down the path and then looked up again in annoyance. "You know why I'm annoyed?" He grunted. Yes it's because of me isn't it. "Exactly, so can you stop you giving me a head ack." He said as he rubbed the sides of his head. Aw you poor baby what me to kiss it better. He eye started twitching and he grind his teeth. He then continued walking to the open meadow near the gazebo. He stomped up the path to the metting place under the Apple tree. He saw all his mare friends and Fluttershy his girlfriend. "What! No she's not we're just friends." He replied in rage. His face turned red. Yah, right by the looks of you face. "SHUT IT!" He yelled.
All of his friends paused and looked at him in confusion. You might what to keep your temper down if you don't want to imbariss yourself. "I wouldn't have yelled if you stopped talking." He whispered. Make me. He tried to force a smile and joined his friends. "You know your the only pony that can annoy me." He mumbled. How do you know if I'm a pony. Discord grunted and looked up in annoyance and turn to his friends. " So Discord I was wondering if you would like to race again." A light blue pony named Rainbow Dash flue up to him, till she was at his eye level. "Even though, you probably can beat me." She brushed aside some strands of her rainbow main out of her face.
"Oh dear dashy I'm the king of chaos." He snickered, "of course I can beat you."
"We'll see about that!" she pointed her hoof at him. "Because I am awesome and the fastest flyer in all of ponyville maybe in all of Equestria." Wow she really has a big ego.
"Tell me about it." Discord crosed his arms.
"Umm Discord who are you talking too?" The purple alicorn looked at him in confusion as she took a bite out of her dasie sandwich.
"No one princess." Discord said as he took a sip of tea, then took a bite out of his tea cup.
"We'll okay but you know you don't have to call me princess every time you see me." Twilight continued to munch on her sandwich.
"I know."
"So Discord, I was wondering if you could make some more of that chocolate milk rain." The pink pony bounce over to him.
"Why of course Pinky." He snapped his Engel claw and a pink cotton candy cloud appears and starts to rain chocolate milk. Pinkie Pie started to bounce around with glee as she hoped over to it and laid on her back. The drops of chocolate milk rained onto her face as she opened her mouth wide and it rained into her mouth. "Hmmm. This chocolate milk is amazing!" She happily liked her lips. Chocolate milk soaked her pink fluffy main. Hahaha I like her she's funny.
"Did you you really have to say every detail." Discord rolled his eyes. Yes it's my job so the readers will enjoy the story.
"So Discord I was wondering darling if you could help me at the shop." The white unicorn said with a smile as she fluttered her eyelashes. " I have some new cloths that I designed, and I was wondering, if you could take them to my bowtece in Cantrlot." Wow, she is pretty.
"Why of course Rarity, I would love too. I'm heading to Cantrlot anyway."
"Oh discord I won't be her this Tuesday, I'm going on a trip. I you don't mind." The yellow Pegasus looked down shyly, her pink mane coves her eye.
"Its okay Fluttershy, I dont mind I'm not going to be able to anyway." Wow discord your girlfriend is cute.
"SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" All of them froze and looked at him. Oh how embarrassing (ding) oh my poptarts is ready be right back. Don't move.
"Umm Discord, is there something wrong!"
"No Apple Jack."
"Oh come on discord. You can trust use were your friends."
"Well you see Twilight it just ever sense this morning I've been hearing a voice saying that she is the narrator."
" the narrator, but that doesn't seem very logical."
"Yah darling but-"
"With Discord nothings logical, I mean he makes chocolate rain! Chocolate rain."
"Settle down pinkie."
"Sorry AJ."
"I got it okay right now she's not her but when she gets back." (Snap) "you will all be able to hear her."
(Munch Munch munch) okay Discord I'm back.
"Oh my stares." Raritys mouth dropped. "You were right." Right ad out what?
"It's a ghost everypony for themselves!" Pinkie screamed as she started to dig a hole in the ground. Wait what's going on?
"Pinkie it's not a ghost." Twilight used her magic to pull pinkie out of the hole.
"It knows are names!" Pinkie tried to run away. Discord then looked up and smiled. Discord what did you do.
"Oh just used a little magic." He snickered. "So now they can all hear you." DISCORD! OH MY CELESTIA! GREAT! JUST GREAT!
"OH now's she's mad!" Pinkie hid behind Apple Jack.
"Simer down Pinkie." The orange farm pony tried to calm her down.
"Exscuse me darling," Rarity called out. "But how do you know who we are?"
Well I know a lot about you guys. I know where you live. How you act. Well I know it's kind of creepy but, well I am the narrator. They all looked up in confusion. For some reason you guys seem to have a mind of your own in this story. You guys aren't doing any of the things in the book.
"So your saying we all are just fictional characters." Raindow dash dropped to the ground. Well not to be mean but in a way yes.
"We'll sense your here why don't you join us." Pinkie tried to cheer up the mood. Okay one sec. There was a larger flash and standing before them was a dark blue unicorn with a purple mane and a black muzzle and socks. She had blue highlights and cutie mark with paper, quill, and ink. She also had a white wavey horn.
"We'll I'll be is this what you look like." Apple Jack said in all then looked confused to see her mouth wasn't moving.
"More of like this is my oc. But it's so I can talk to you. But I can still narrate." The unicorn smiled. "Names Creativia, P.S. I'm half Draconequus and half unicorn."
"Well its a pleasure to meet you." Twighlight extended her hoof. Creativia then extended hers. "Its nice to meet you princesses." She replied happily. "Oh my Gosh! Oh my Gosh! Oh my gosh!" Creativia started to celebrate.
"Why are you so excited?" Discord leaned his long neck forwarded to her.
"Its just I never though I would meet my favorite characters." She started to jump up and down. " Princesses Twilight, Discord you my most favorite characters! Oh if my friend Nautica/Ryoko101 was here she would be jumping with joy to see Pinkie and Rainbow Dash. Oh when I go home she's going to be so jealous!" She jumped up and hugged Discord and Twilight.
"Well if Nautica likes me she must be awesome." Rainbow Dash crossed her hooves.
"Oh! Does she like cake and pie and gummy!" Pinkie brought her pet alligator out of nowhere.
"Yes, Yes, And Yes."
"Awesome!"
"Umm so why don't you join us for tea." Fluttershy tried to force a smile.
"Okay!" Creativia happily joined them for tea.
The End!
"WAIT WHAT!"