(All the jokes in this are from Fire Emblem If/Fates Crack 1, 2, and 3 by Midna127 on YouTube)

Rin: I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.
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Ryuu: I can't believe how much I hate everything.
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Rin: *dancing*
Crowd: Woohoo!
Niles: Nine dollars for this?!
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Ethan: *cue Ievan Polka*
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Rin: *singing Part of Your World but not actually singing*
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Mikoto: If Rin jumped off a cliff would you?
Rin:
Lauren: *nods*
Mikoto: LAUREN!
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Ryuu: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAAAAAH!
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Rin: *dancing to some weird song idk the name of it, basically the singer sounds like he's high*
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Ollie: Hey there Kaori! Last time you kicked me out of the bar and nearly got my friend killed, buut I guess I can forgive you on account of those stunning, amazing- FRIENDS YOU HAVE that can help me!
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Rin: *offkey* LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LA LA!
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Ethan: How can you not celebrate Christmas?! You're Santa!
Garon: I'm confused. I know you're not a child because you have facial hair, but it sounds like you actually believe in Santa Claus?!
Ethan: Of course I do, read your Bible!
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Nick: Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?
Carlos: *gasps in horror*
(role reversal lol-)
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*Goodbye Moonman plays in background as that one sad scene from Birthright plays out, that's spoilers so I won't include it sorry*
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Ollie: Ah, I see you missed your big sibling.
Lauren: ...I don't like where this is going.
Ollie: You're so cute.
Lauren: sTOP-
(JonTron-)
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Nick: *insert spoilery Birthright dialogue*
Ethan: *enter precious idiot*
*Mmm whatcha saaay*
(This isnt included but. Its neat)
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Lauren: I don't- I don't know! I don't even know who you are! Who are you?!
Ryuu: *insert spoilery dialogue*
Lauren: You betcha.
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Ryuu: Don't shush me! You don't shush me! Nobody shushes me!
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Rin: Oh! I've McFallen!
Lauren: what
Rin: I'm sorry. I've McFallen.
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Rin: I've been staring at the edge of the water long as I can remember, never really knowing why.
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Lauren: *about that one scene in the prologue* There is no way he can jump that high because green ogres can't jump.
Nick: Hey!
(Sorry to do this on ur birthday sksks)
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Ethan: As we praise our loving savior-
Garon: There is no god, Ethan. Unwrap those bandages, you'll thank me later.
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Rin: Cuz this is thriller, thriller night! *continues singing*
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*there's spoilers for awakening here so like, uh, yeah but you know that one falling scene yeah that*
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Lauren: It's never ogre.
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i hope y'all like the dank shrek memes in here

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yeah that's. That's all folks