Would You Rather: DEMON GIRL or NORMAL GIRL?
"Hey, guys! Ava here, and today we are going to find out some truths about ourselves." Ava said to the viewers before turning around to me and two Daemos joining us. "With a game of Would You Rather. I am joined by Pierce." She started, turning to the skyscraper.
"Yes." He replied.
"C/n." Ava said, turning to me and looked down. "Hello, humans of Earth!" I waved.
"And Noi." Ava finished, turning to the cutest of Daemos. "Wow... We're gonna find out truths?" He asked, already excited for this.
"Yes. The truth... because nobody would keep the truth from people they like! Right?! Right?!" She said, at first in a hushed tone before instantly getting loud as she looked at the two Daemos. "Yes." Pierce said.
"Yes. No. No, they wouldn't. SO!" Ava said as Noi was stammering. "N-N-Never, Ava." Noi stuttered in a nervous tone.
"Would You Rather is going to reveal a lot of things about us, and what it's going to do is going to, – Well, like I said, reveal a lot of things about us – but... we're gonna have to pick answers, and we can judge each other for them." Ava explained. "Do you guys like judgement?" Ava asked. "Yes, and I do it silently. And you don't know if I'm doing it right now, or not. I'll never tell." I replied, looking Ava in the eyes and into her soul, judging her character.
"Who are we judging?" Pierce asked. "For our answers to the questions up on that board." Ava answered. "I like judging Noi." Pierce stated, looking over at Noi. "Same." I replied, now looking over at Noi. "Yeah, I-" "But-But... I... just... want... Alright, fine. I'll go along with it." Noi begrudgingly muttered in a sad tone.
"Yeah, like for example, why is your necklace a 'Z' instead of an 'N'?" Ava asked, walking over to the orange haired Daemos. "Oh, that? I suppose I could explain it, but it could take a minute to explain the full significance of it." He said, chuckling at the end. I heard Ava mutter something under her breath that I couldn't identify. "Welp, we're not gonna explain it because every time Rhys explains something, it's a long time. We don't got time for that." Ava said.
"Alright! So, let's begin!"
---Round 1---
"'Horns or No Horns'?" Ava read aloud.
"Horns." Pierce answered. "No, Pierce. No." I muttered, looking down and shook my head. "Th-That's not how it works! You can't say your answer- I should've explained. Okay, so, we're gonna go into the Booth of Judgement; You don't just say your answer, okay?" Ava started, walking over to the four sets of doors, each one of them having a strip of different colors over them: Orange for Noi, Pink for Ava, Light Blue for Pierce, and Purple for me. "We have to judge each other based on where we teleport. So, what you'll see in here, you're going to go to your corresponding color." She said, opening the four doors to reveal the same thing: two different colored blocks with buttons on them. The one at the bottom was light blue, representing the answer on the right, and the other was pink, representing the answer on the left. "You have two options. The options are obviously corresponding to the colors over there. The 'Horns' or the 'No Horns'." She said, gesturing to the floating board. "So, if you want horns, you pick pink. If you don't want horns, you pick blue. Alright?" She asked, finished explaining.
"I understand now. I'm sorry." Pierce said in his normal monotone voice. "Don't worry, don't worry." She said, brushing his mistake off. "It's a magic booth of judgement... How did you conjure this, Ava?" Noi asked. "Well, it took a long time in Ikea, alright? Look. I got lost, it doesn't matter. I-It's fine. It's fine." Ava informed.
"'Ikea'?" Noi repeated, confused. "The only Ikea I know is the one from SCP Foundation." I said. "What-What happens when we engage in the judgement booth? What happens to us? Will we be judged?" Pierce asked. "We will mAgIcAlLy teleport to the Judgement Pedestal; we will yell at each other." Ava explained.
"Magic?!" Pierce exclaimed in shock. "Yes." Ava confirmed. "Wow!" Noi said, breathlessly. "Trust me. It's mad-" "This Ikea is very strong." Pierce said, interrupting Ava. "It is very, very strong. And very cheap." Ava said, muttering the last part. "Can we learn more magic at Ikea?" Noi requested. "I don't want to get lost again, so NO! Not going again. Maybe. We'll see, alright?" Ava stated. "Okay!" Noi said, sounding chipper again.
"So, pink is for horns, and no horns is blue. Here we go!" Ava explained again, going through her door. "You already said that, Ava." I deadpanned as I walked through mine. "I know, I just did it just in case they forgot." Ava said as I turned around to close my door but saw that it already closed shut behind me. "You know what? Fair enough." I said, turning back around to the two buttons.
"Ready?" Ava asked. "Okay!" Noi confirmed. "Uh-Huh." I confirmed as well. "In three, two, one..." She counted down.
I pressed the button for Horns and was suddenly teleported to one of the tops of the pedestals, and I saw that everyone chose Horns. Ava squealed. "No judgements here. Everyone chose correctly." Pierce stated.
"Yes. Everyone did- And you know why I would pick horns? Because they look so cool, alright? They look pretty awesome... in my opinion." Ava explained. "I would have to agree with you there, Ava. I haven't seen a normal Cybertronian with horns on their helms, except for some techno-organics, and they aren't a common thing to see because they were either killed or exiled." I explained. "Why would they do that?" Ava asked. "It's because they don't like anything remotely organic. In fact, some are even terrified of them. But I don't see the big deal. I think they're pretty cool, if not, super powerful because they got more abilities than the average Cybertronian. But, in human terms, Normal Cybertronians basically considered are racist just for having different genetic and armor." I explained.
"Oh, well... Now I don't want to see what your home planet is like anymore because of that." Ava said. "And plus, I don't even know if they changed, considering that I was in stasis for about... uh... what was it again? Oh, right! 50,000 years ago." I said. "Oh, my!" Noi gasped. "Strange." Pierce said. "Calculated in human years, I'm actually considered 55 years old. But because of the stasis lock, my frame is to remain like this until it realizes that I'm not supposed to be like this and go through what you humans call a 'growth spurt'." I said.
"You're that old?!" Ava asked, shocked. "Uh, yeah, I'm basically like that one move where the grandparents turn into teenagers because of Primus-knows what. Seventeen Again is what the movie was called. Anyways, back to the game!" I urged.
"Yeah, it's really nice to have horns. I mean, they are a little bit sensitive, but just- it becomes a part of you. Everyone's horns are unique; they're interesting, and, well, that's... they're very beautiful to have." Noi explained. "They do look cool; I've always wanted something on my head, but I only have ears so... you know... normal... human..." Ava said, slowly getting more disappointed with herself. But she regained her composure.
"They also allow you to survive in the wilds while you're in the first three years of living." Pierce explained. "Oh... interesting." Ava muttered. "How did you and C/n survive in the wilds as a child?" Pierce asked. "Uh..." Ava dragged on, trying to think on how to explain to them.
"Well, you'd be surprised, and I... don't really know because 1. I was never explained or shown what to do with sparklings since I was the last ever known protoform in the war. And 2. The reason I'm still alive is because my sire put me into a sparkling stasis pod and shot me and the others into space, but the Decepticons shot them down, leaving me the only surviving future of my species." I explained, giving Ava time to think of something.
"That... actually... Do you want a hug?" Noi asked. "No! ...Yes, please." I said, running over to Noi.
"I guess... my-m-my dad's just kinda, uh, both of my dad's just kinda held me, and fed me, and uh... you know? The things like a princess... royalty stuff. Yeah!" Ava said, explaining to the best of her ability. "Your fathers are very kind." Pierce stated. "I know, they're such kind Earthian Kings to think that they would protect her for the first three years of her life and-" "They did." Ava confirmed, interrupting Noi, who was still hugging me.
"Alright! Next question!" She said, jumping off of the pedestal, the rest of us following behind. "Oh! One more thing: I forgot to mention that there are points. If we're all on the same pedestal, or there are two people on each side, nobody gets a point. But, if three people are on the same pedestal, and one person isn't, then the three people get a point." Ava added. "Basically, majority rules?" I questioned. "Yes, C/n." She said.
"So, no one got points the first round! Yay~!" Ava exclaimed, the last part in a soft tone.
"But we all like horns, so it works out." Noi said. "Yes, we do. I'm okay with being horny every now-" Ava said, stopping mid-sentence when she realized what she'd just said, now wheezing. And I was laughing loudly like a maniac. "Uh, Pierce are we 'horny' by having horns?" Noi asked, making both me and Ava laugh harder, and I collapsed to the ground, slamming my fist into the ground. "NO!" Ava shouted. "I believe that we are extremely horny." Pierce said, oblivious to what it means. "STOP IT!" Ava continued to shout, making me laugh even harder. "OH, MY GOD! NEXT QUESTION!"
---Round 2---
After that whole thing, it was the next round.
"Would you rather have a Bubble Bath or a Regular Bath?" Ava read the question aloud.
"Already know my answer to this one." I said running into my section of the booth. "Choose wisely; your answers matter." Ava said, hearing their doors open and close.
"Good luck! In three, two, one... Go!" Ava counted down. I pressed the blue button, teleporting me to one of the pedestals. I look to see that Ava and Noi are on the opposite end of me and Pierce. "I managed to hit the button prematurely." Pierce informed as Ava laughed. "Well, Pierce, C/n... Just a normal bath?" Ava asked.
"Listen, listen! I have a good explanation for it. And the reason why is because the bubbles always get into the crevices of my armor and make them hard to move and function. And it took a long time to clean then. I never took another bubble bath again." I explained, recalling my first month on this planet. "I've only had one in my life, and it was not a bubble bath. So, I assumed that the bubble bath is worse because you gave me the regular bath." Pierce explained.
"That's right. I did. Hmm..." Ava hummed. "And you would only give me the best, right, Ava?" Pierce asked. "Yes. Yes, that's right. But you and C/n are on the opposite pedestal by yourselves, and so are me and Noi, so... No one got the point. Yay~!" Ava stated, with the last part in a hushed tone.
"Y-Yeah, when Ava gave it to Rhys and me, she used what was called a Bath Bomb, which made it all sparkly and magical and... Wow! It felt like I was actually using magic to wash myself." Noi said. Ava was muttering something to Noi as the atmosphere around Pierce got heavy with envy, jealousy, or both, making me sweat drop.
"Uh, s-sorry, Pierce." Noi stuttered as Pierce looked down in sadness, even though it wasn't being expressed on his face. "But, maybe Ava will use the bubble bath on you next time." Noi suggested. "Yeah! For sure! Next time! I was running out of- Look, I was running out of Lush Bubble Baths, and i-i-it just fell in, alright? And those Lush Bath Bombs were expensive." Ava said before she did a crying impression.
---Round 3---
"Kill Them with Kindness or Just Kill Them?" Ava read.
"Oh, I know what someone would pick if they were here." I heard Ava mutter. "Kill someone with kindness? How the heck does that work?" I asked. "You don't know what that is?" Ava asked. "Nope!" I said, popping the 'p'. "Uh... This is an interesting question." Ava said.
"Can you kill someone with kindness?" Pierce asked. "Yes, you can. It's very satisfying." Ava stated. "Oh, no." Pierce said. "And a lot more painful." She added. "I have a lot to think about." Pierce said, looking down in complication with his own thoughts, making Ava laugh.
"I mean, I-I- For me, I would rather... I can't say it, actually. You know what? I'm gonna go into the judgement booth." Ava said, running towards the booths.
We all entered our respective booths. "Alright, ready? Here we go, in three, two, one..." She counted down. I pressed the blue button and was teleported to its pedestal. "Whoa..." I heard Ava drag, looking around. Both her and Noi were on the pink side, I was on the blue side, and Pierce was still in his booth.
"Pierce?" Noi called out. "I CAN'T DECIDE!" Pierce groaned, making Ava laugh at his response. "Well, we can't tell him." Ava stated, to which I kept quiet. I then see Pierce appear on their side, leaving me alone over here.
"We're all very good people and Daemos! Except for C/n; Why though?" Ava asked. "Well, as I said before: I was forged during the war, my only memories on my home planet was two sides fighting each other to the death, and such. So, yeah, I have primitive knowledge on the subject of killing someone with the kindness of their spark, heart, or something." I explained.
"That's kind of depressing, but alright. So, anyways, that's seeing something, right?" Ava said, getting back to the judgement subject. "It's hard to survive and make it by, and... I wish I could protect, but sometimes you just need to be able to protect yourself." Noi explained. "Relatable." I said. "Wow... Daemos sounds insane. I thought you said that it was really nice there." Ava said.
That's when Noi knew, he fucked up.
"Who said that?" Pierce asked. "You guys when you first came in?" Ava reminded. "Yes." The skyscraper replied. "It's got a very haunting beauty, but the thing about is, is that it seems the more beautiful something is on Daemos, the more... terrifying it is." Noi explained. "Oh, my god!" Ava said.
"Like the Red-Backed Cute Frog." Pierce said, making Noi shiver. "It gives a little squeak, kind of like the spirit that's in your apartment, but there's something about the way it squeaks is that... it entices you to get close to it, and then, it attacks." Noi informed, making Ava gasp. "It spues a venom that melts off your flesh." Noi continued. "Okay, too spooky to me! Ahh!" Ava quickly said, jumping off of the pedestal.
"At least they don't seem as bad as Scraplets. They travel in packs of hundreds, thousands, or possibly millions, and they eat metal, including living metal such as Cybertronians." I said, jumping off as well. "What can they do?" Pierce asked.
"Well, their main sole purpose is to eat, reproduce, and eat some more. Imagine this from my point of view; They pick Cybertronians apart from the inside out, going for the small, juicy bits first, fuse by fuse, circuit by circuit, until there is nothing left. And I mean nothing, not even your eyes. Their jaws contain dozens of spinning, rotating teeth that can chew through the thickest of armor plating. They are the most dangerous vermin to crawl upon the face of Cybertron. My sire told me that he saw a whole swarm of them attack his friend and couldn't do anything to help him without dying himself. Not only that, but they can also fly. In human biology, they might as well be considered a combination between piranhas, and Siafu or African Army Ants." I explained.
After just a mere second, I see Ava faint.
---Round 4---
"Ooh! Daemos or Earth?" Ava read.
"Alright, I got this one in the bag." Ava confidently stated as she walked over to the booths. "Alright, here we go." She said as we entered the booths. "Oh, I definitely know what my decision is." Noi said. "I think I have a pretty good idea." Pierce stated. "In three, two, one..." Ava counted down, and I pressed the blue button.
We were teleported to the booths, and I see Ava and Pierce on the pink side while me and Noi were on the blue side. "I may have hit the wrong button. Hold on." Pierce informed, jumping off to come over to our side, making Ava laugh. "What? I mean, look, I live on Earth, okay? Like, this is where I live. And it's great and all, but it sounds like Daemos would be really cool to visit." Ava said, explaining her answer.
"Well, it's a fascinating place to see. There's so many things that are there; it's a whole other kind of world, but... it's scary." Noi explained.
"My answer is pretty simple. I don't know Daemos, and I'd rather live somewhere I know, which is Earth in this case. And honestly, comparing my planet to yours, I like it here better, and I almost don't want to go back home. But, I know that my sire is searching for me, and I don't want to leave him alone. And I know that he wouldn't give up on me because he's like how Earth's good sires wouldn't stop to search for their children. And I won't stop believing that he and the other bots won't stop searching for me until I'm found." I declared with confidence.
---Round 5---
"Asch or Pierce?" Ava read.
"Huh, simple enough." I said, already heading to the judgement booths. "Uh... okay." I heard Ava said. "This sounds like a very easy question." Pierce said. "Yes. Alright. On it. On it! ON IT!" I heard Ava said as I also heard the sound of doors opening and closing. "Let's go, in three, two, one..." She counted down, and I pressed the blue button.
We were teleported to the pedestals, and I see that Noi and Pierce chose Asch, and me and Ava chose Pierce. "What?! Why?" Ava asked, in genuine shock. "Yeah, even I'm confused!" I exclaimed.
"We swore an oath to of undying loyalty to Asch." Pierce explained, making Ava 'Ooh' in understanding. "Interesting..." She muttered. "What-What Asch has done for us is something we could never sum up into words." Noi added. "I guess I don't know Asch that way. Hmm... Maybe I should get to know he more." Ava suggested to herself. "Not me, no. Because his pride and attitude is what repels me." I stated.
"Very difficult to live with." Pierce said. "He is a brat." Noi added, making me cackle as I collapsed to the floor, using the railing for support. "He's a what?" Ava asked through slight laughter, before bursting with it. "Well, at least you guys are honest. I picked Pierce because... well, you patted me on the head, and that was nice." Ava explained.
"Yes." Pierce said, and Ava repeated that. "Yes! Next question~!" She dramatically said as she jumped over the railing again.
---Round 6---
"Ooh... Hang Out with Lorelai or Sleep In All Day?" Ava read.
"Very interesting question... I know my answer to this." Ava said, walking over to her door and entered. "I know what her answer is, and I would say... same." I said as I entered through my door. "I was gonna say, this one seems a little... loaded?" I heard Noi said. "We know how she'll answer." Pierce stated. "Yes. You will know how I answer." She said before muttering something inaudible to herself. "Uh... Alright, ready? Three, two, one!" She counted down, and I pressed the blue button.
I looked around to see that it was me, Pierce and Ava on the blue side, and Noi was alone on the pink side. Ava gasped and 'ooh' ed. "Whoa... we get a point!" Ava exclaimed. "Noi; explain!" Ava ordered. "Well, I mean, Lorelai she... is really nice to us, she's, a little bit, kind of forceful. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to see if she'd performed her own magic. Is-Is Lorelai a princess, Ava?" Noi asked. "Um... Well... I mean, every girl's a princess, but I mean-" "All women on Earth are princesses?" Pierce asked as Noi 'wow' ed.
"Yes, and queens. But, me? I'm like a super queen 'cause, you know, my dad is in the government. So... uh, he does govern- *mutters something inaudible under her breath* But! But, you know, they're all queens and princesses. I happen to be a sorceress though." Ava said. "Just, you know, it would be nice to spend more time with Lorelai. I mean, she does care about you; she's always pushing you to get out of bed and go out and do things. I mean, Earth's got so many amazing things you could do!" Noi explained as Ava slowly lowered to the ground, laying on her back and closing her eyes.
"I'm sleeping right now. I can't hear you. Night. *Fake sleep noises* And why would you two pick sleeping all day?" Ava asked. "Because... I knew you would pick it as well." Pierce explained. Ava gasped as she quickly stood back up. "Yeah, same. And how Lorelai acts, like when she wanted Ava to go to a convention, but Ava didn't want to. In response, Lorelai continues to push her into going with her, forcing out of her comfort zone. Basically, Lorelai is a controlling extrovert that doesn't understand the difference between being lazy and not having the time and energy to do activities, even when they don't feel like doing it." I explained my answer.
"Also, we found out that Lorelai is not a good person; she does not like Socky, Noi." Pierce added, making Ava gasp at the drama. "I mean, it is true, but you could like someone in spite of their faults, right?" Noi questioned. "True, true. I mean, you guys like Asch, right?" Ava asked. "He does have a lot of faults." Pierce said. "Glad to see that we're on the same page." I replied as Ava quietly laughed a 'no' as she jumped over the railing.
---Round 7---
"Socky the Sock Puppet or Dr. Dryer the Evil Sock Drying Appliance?" Ava read.
"What kind of name-slash-title is that?! It's too long! Like, oh, sure, give the main protagonist a short name that's easy to remember, but what kind of name is Dr. Dryer to Evil Hock Crying Accomplice. ...Wait a minute..." I exclaimed in annoyance. "Wait... Primus dang it! I messed up on the name!" I shouted as I entered my booth. "Alright... I have my choice." Ava said as she went into her booth, sounding like she was trying to hold back her laughter. "Ready when you guys are." Ava stated.
"I'd think I have to choose..." Noi muttered, trailing off. "Are we succeeding at this quiz yet?" Pierce asked. "Uh... it really- I don't know who's in the lead, but we'll figure it out. Here we go in three, two, one..." Ava counted down. I pressed the blue button.
I looked up to see that Pierce was all by himself, and I looked to the sides, to see that Ava and Noi are on the blue side. "Betrayal. Why would you betray Sock the Sock Puppet in this way?" Pierce asked, sounding genuinely offended, making Ava laugh.
"S-So, Socky is very admirable, but there's something that Dr. Dryer that is captured in the spirit of his character; there's a reason why he's going about to try and enslave the people of Socky's world, but... it seems like there's something very hurt about him. You feel for him, like... he just needs a hug." Noi explained. "Mm-hmm. He's missing his long-lost waifu, Washing Machine." Ava added. "It's for love, Pierce. It's for love!" Noi exclaimed.
"I have enough complicated morals in my presence today." Pierced stated, making Ava laugh again. "Socky the Sock Puppet is my idol, what I aspire to be; I aspire to be... the sock." Pierce continued. Ava was about to say something, but she decided that clapping was enough. "Oscar. Oscar material right there." Ava said.
"The reason why I chose him is because of the justice for his name. Whoever decided that Dr. Dryer's full name was a good idea, they should be fired. If I see them in real life, I will kill them. It doesn't need to be that long of a name! Sure, some Cybertronians have long names, but not as long as his name; It's not needed!" I ranted. "But, comparing morals, I would do that out of love; if someone hurts, or even kills, my family and friends, I will hurt them back. I will go as far as to use the same weapon against them that was used against me and the ones I care about." I added.
---Round 8---
"Marry Lady Bish-" Ava read before stopping mid-way to laugh at the name, and I laughed as well. "Lady Bish? Or Marry Ava?" Ava finished reading, some laughter escaping her lips.
"Who's that?! Who's Lady Bish?" I asked, turning to the two Daemos as my laughter started dying down. "We do not speak of her." Pierce muttered. "Should we talk about Lady Bish right now? It's um..." Noi questioned, trailing off. "Bish? B-" Ava laughed. I was confused at first before realizing what it sounds like, now also laughing with Ava as we collapsed to the ground.
"Lady Bish? Please." Pierce said. "You know, I think that was Rhal's wedding-vow was to her." Noi suggested. "Bish, please? Yes." Pierce imitated. "I remember, right before they cut the prisoner to celebrate." Noi informed. "Ha- I'm sorry, what?" I laughed before quickly sounding concerned as Ava was still a stammering mess. "It was a beautiful ceremony." Pierce said. "You know what? I think I've made my choice." I said, quickly heading over and entering my booth.
"I'm gonna go pick my answer, cuz I already know my answer." Ava said, her voice wavering. "Alright, here we go. In three, two, one..." Ava counted down, and I picked the blue button.
"Oh, what?" Ava questioned, seeing Noi on the pink side, while the rest of us were on the blue side. "Wait, which one did I..." Noi said, jumping over the railing and look back up at the board, realizing his mistake. "...Oops." Noi said, making Ava laugh out loud. "Welp, I have to marry Pierce now, and Y/n is our adopted daughter. It's the law." Ava jokingly said.
"It is the law." Pierce said. "It is the law." Ava confirmed. "Is it? Oh, my gawd." Ava muttered. "Super queen princess sorcerer Ava says so." Pierce said as Ava walked over to where I am. "Yes. But, uh... me and Y/n gotta go, uh, you know, I gotta go dry my hair and polish Y/n's metal plating real quick. Uh, you know, I gotta go take a shower and Y/n's gotta take a bath. And like, uh, you know, uh... it was fun game guys. I really- I really appreciate it. I'm so glad! I'm so glad you won. I'm so glad you won. I'm so glad I won." Ava said as she grabbed my wrist, taking me with her down the stairs, Pierce following us.
"So, Pierce, which one of us gets to marry Ava then?" Noi asked. "Oh, no! Oh, no. Guys, I gotta go and get the popcorn; we'll talk to you guys later. Bye!" Ava said, running off and taking me with her, and I wasn't against it.
"I believe it was me. You-You chose Lady Bish." Pierce said. "It was an accident." Noi stated. "Wait, where did they go?" Pierce asked, pretty much not seeing us by the popcorn stand. We were running to the roller-coaster as they called for us. "Bye! Bye. We'll see you guys on Daemos; we're heading there. Bye!" Ava said as we got on the rollar-coaster.
"Daemos? No!" Pierce yelled.
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