Piper: This is going to be SO.  MUCH.  FUN!!!

Mamorou: Piper... what are you doing?

Piper: Nothing, big bro!!!

Mamorou: Piper...!!!

Piper: Too late. *snaps fingers*

Special Senshi: *appears*

Jersey: W-where are we?

Aera: I dunno...

Serenity: Are we in an 'Ask or Dare the Sailor Scouts' book?

Claire: Why is there a giggling girl in the doorway and an angry Mamo-chan behind her?

Piper: Hi!  The name's Piper Chiba, and you guys are in for some PURE TORTURE!!!

Serenity: So... this IS a 'Truth or Dare' book...

Aera: Why are we here?  Where's everyone else?

Jersey: Are we the only ones here?  Is this starring US?!?!

Claire: Mamorou Chiba... HAS A SISTER?!?!

Piper: I'm actually from another book...  anyway, Reader-chan!!!  COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND GIVE THESE GIRLS SOMETHING TO DO!!!  I'M WAITING!!!

Claire: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Max: Why am I here?!?!

Piper: Because you have fans that want to torture you... and so that Mamo has another boy around... AND  because you help the Special Senshi alot.

Max: Ugh.  I think I'm going to agree with Claire... I'm gonna be REALLY  sick...

Piper: SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!  BYE!!!