Piper: OH COME ON, MAMOROU!!!  DITCHING ME TO BE WITH USAGI WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE?!?!  YOU COULD'VE JUST LET ME KNOW!!!

. . .

Piper: Oh right...

. . .

Piper: He's not here...

. . .

Piper: Oh well.  Time to do Valentine's Day...

. . .

Piper: MY WAY. *snaps and everyone appears all over the house*

Max: I knew she was gonna do that!

Aera: SERENITY!  Get off my foot!!!

Serenity: I'm on your foot?

Jersey: But I was eating!!!

Claire: ACK! OW! OOF!  EEK! OW!

Piper: I guess Claire was about to go downstairs somewhere?

Max: I guess...

Claire: ...owwww...

Serenity: NOW YOU'RE ON MY FOOT!!!

Aera: SERIOUSLY?!?!

Jersey: Do you two need to get separated?

Piper: Anyways... So today we're spending Valentine's Day in an all new way!  I'm gonna mix together everything we'll do!

Everyone else: ...okay...

Piper: STARTING WITH A DARE!!!

Everyone else: ...

Piper: First up we have a dare from MidoriGurinSim.

Piper: Who's ready for genuine reactions?

Max: What?

Claire: But I don't even listen to this weird Earthy music.  How would I-

Piper: Let's get started!

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https://youtu.be/W7lbetWc35w

Piper: Okay.

Hi.

Claire: Hi!

Hawaii, he he he

Max: What?

My only heart is in Hawaii he he he

Serenity: Isn't this supposed to be Havana?

Aera: It's a parody.

This, I'm going to hell (Oh no)

Jersey: Um...

Yes, but my heart is in the egg

Aera: Wasn't it in Hawaii?

It's true that your donkeys are different

Aera: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!

Hawaii, he he he

"How can you do this?" Allowance seven

When going to class

I do not know how to get rid of it and how it is

Claire: These strange lyrics...

The college of Nursing

The fire is called a peaceful (peace)

June is a smart night

Max: Is it?

Potatoes the Pope has little

Moths with headphones

Piper: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Au-au-au-au-au-au-au-au

I know what I did

Imagine that you are leaving, leaving me alone

Claire: Okay.

WHAT IS HELL?

Serenity: (0.0)

That's right

I want to inform her

In the case of pumunta

Jersey: ???

Halos

Hawaii, he he he

Max: Where'd she come from?

My only heart in Hawaii, he he he

This, I'm going to hell (Oh no)

Aera: Seriously?  Is this the chorus?

My only heart in Hawaii, he he he

Serenity: I think so...

In Hawaii

He he he he he he

Claire: Is this lady an enemy?

JYEPHPHYER

Only the graduates of the University are out of the blue

ATLANTA WILL BE INTERESTING FOR THE STUTTGART

Claire: What does that mean?

Aera: You don't need to know.

The Atlanta East was without a new curse

CARS SOUND LIKE A TRAP

Max: Maybe they are...

Yeah, it hurts.

Sam's girlfriend is here

Serenity: Who?

Give me the curry

Give me the curry

Piper: OKAY!!!

I eat

He is waiting for me (why?)

SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA

(The horror)

Why me

Jersey: Who knows...

Open space, closed space

B

If a million dollars is worth the price, I (i)

Max: What's with the I's?

Nina Mulan, baby

Hawaii, he he he

My only heart in Hawaii, he he he

This, I'm going to hell (Oh no)

My only heart in Hawaii he he he

Aera: This is getting old...

Take me back, take me back to the Cubans

Serenity: What?

Hawaii, he he he

Take me back, take me back to the Cubans

Jersey: I see what they did...

Hawaii, he he he

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God... OH GOD!!!

Max: Okay...

HAWAII HE HE HE

Claire: SHE'S EVIL!!!

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Piper: That took up a lot of space... oh well.

Claire: That song is confusing... are all Earthian songs like this?

Max: I don't know what you mean by that, but I don't think so.

Piper: Oh.  And Sailor_Moon_101 changed her username to AceTrainerSerenity.  This other dare's from her!

Serenity: Looks like I'm sleeping at Max's tonight...

Piper: Yup.

Reader-chan: I'm gonna leave now...

Piper: But the day's not over yet!!!

Reader-chan: The dare's are over.  I'm leaving.

Piper: I shouldn't have revealed that was the last dare...

Reader-chan: Goodbye.  Happy Valentine's Day.

Everyone else: Tha-