⚖️⚜️Arceus' POV⚜️⚖️

I stare at the six idiotic legendary Pokémon (and Rayquaza who doesn't seem to want to be here and appears rather embarrassed and is as irritated as me) in irritation. "You want me to what?" I ask, unable to comprehend their ridiculous request.

That's how stupid it is. They are so intellectually inferior, that I can not even grasp what they've asked me. I mean the only thing I'm getting out of it is their display of stupid!

"Could you turn us into humans slash human like, for just like a week. Or if you can give us the ability to do that just like whenever or with a time limit or something then yeah." Dialga says going slightly more in depth.

"Why. You are all essentially mini gods." I say staring at the idiots.

"We want to be able to surprise Cookie. And well show Groudon who she is." Kyoger explains. Oh yeah six out of the seven legendary Pokémon in front of me were captured. Never really bothered to find out who th- wait.

"Wait. Did you say Cookie?" I ask.

"Huh? Yeeeah why? Cookie is our trainer." Palkia says slowly, obviously curious now. Oh my god. I should've been paying more attention to these idiots! I've been looking for so long and they've already found her! Or rather she found them.

"Protect her at all costs." I tell them sternly.

"Well yeah we already do that but we can't exactly protect her at all times. But there's always others that can. Plus Cookie is a strong girl, she can handle herself. Wait, why do you care anyways?" Giratina asks, also going on alert.

"I have my reasons. How many legendaries does she have? Including the ones that aren't necessarily big guns like the three lake Pokémon and Jirachi." I ask.

"Uuuuuh... a literal fuck ton?" Dialga responds. "Why?"

"Okay okay so Deoxys, Rayquaza, Kyoger, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina the six of you were all captured by her correct? Could you name a few other big guns that she's caught? I need to know what we're working with here." I say narrowing down the amount of Legendaries.

"HoHo, Latias, uuuhhh, oh Zekrom, Kyurem, and uh King de- ahehahem Xerneas" Dialga lists off.

"And then there's a bunch of the little guys too. Like Cobalion, a fuck ton of unowns, Both Azelf and Uxie. And just yeah lots like Dialga said." Palkia adds.

"Okay, whose with her now, legendary wise?" I ask.

"Um no one." Deoxys says. "Right?"

"What." I ask anger and shock laced in my growl.

"Yyyyeeeeaaaah? Yeah as far as we know she hasn't caught any Alolan Legendaries yet. But according to Staraptor and Torterra, the bird of the team seemed pretty adamant about him and his mates keeping her safe." Dialga explains.

"WHY THE HELL ISNT ANYONE WATCHING HER!? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF-" I cut myself off. Oh that's right. They don't.

"If? If what?" Kyoger asks, his concern being rather apparent.

"Nevermind. I'll give you all the ability to turn humanoid whenever you please. That is as long as you have the energy for it. Know that you're powers will be lessened and it may take time for you to get used to your humanoid forms. But from now on, one of you legendaries must be somewhere nearby Cookie at all times. I don't care if you're her official Companion or not." I explain.

"Will that really be necessary If say those who have equivalent or in some cases, more power/strength than us legendaries is in her company?" Rayquaza asks.

I think for a moment "No, I suppose if there are others whom are of equal strength we won't need a legendary to be present. So please pass this information on to your comrades." I plead.

"Will do." Deoxys nods. I then begin the process of giving them the ability to become humanoid. She must not fall into their hands.

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🐕🔶Aero's POV🔶🐕

"WOO! We owned that trial!" I cheer hopping around.

"Yeah we did! And you Evolved Aero! I'm so proud of you!" Cookie says hugging me.

"Hehe" I snuggle into her, tail wagging like crazy. "Owowowooooooo" I howl out. I'm just so happy!

"Alright alright easy there killer." Cookie laughs.

"Hey Cookie!" The voice of Hau calls as he runs up to us.

"Heya Hau!" Cookie responds smiling happily.

"Woah, Aero evolved! That's so cool!"

"I know right! So what up?" Ms.Cookie asks.

"Oh I was going to go take on the Fire trial but I decided that I should probably train up a bit more before that. Looks like you already beat me to it though, haha." Hau says smiling.

"Ah, gotcha. It's getting kinda late now isn't it?"Cookie says looking towards the reddening sky.

"Yeah I think we should probably hurry our butts to the Pokémon center." Hau replies.

"Yeah... Race ya there!" Cookie says, taking off with me following close behind.

"HEY NO FAIR!" Hau yells laughing and chasing after us.

I run up ahead of Cookie, bursting through the doors of the Pokémon center, holding them open for Cookie then running towards the counter.

Dartrix ran into the glass door, Hau barely stopping himself from running into them too.

"Oh my gosh." Cookie giggles trying to hold in laughter. Hau opens the door Dartrix peeling itself off the glass and shaking it's head.

"Is he okay?" Cookie giggles.

"I-I think so." Hau responds snickering. The two look at each other and burst out laughing. Nurse joy is staring at us like we're crazy.

"That's her?" I hear a voice ask.

"Yeeeeah. She's totally insane but she's awesome." Another one responds.

I look around trying to pin point the voices. "Whose that?" The first voice asks.

"Dunno, probably her rival in this region." Voice 2 responds. My eyes land on a guy with blue hair in that style where the bottom half is like shaved and then the shaved bit has two red zigzag... streaks I guess(one on each side of his head),A dark blue kinda trench coat jacket with yellow and light blue designs. Damn he's pretty pale.

The guy next to him had longer hair in a different style that was like Red with black highlights. He too had on a trench coat but it was different ((It's like the shape of Maxie's)). It was dark red with the bottom having yellow & orange designs similar to the other guy's but not exactly. Okay he's pretty damn tan.

"Uh Ky, I think we've been spotted by the dog." The red one points out.

"Whatcha lookin at Aero?" Hau asks me squatting down and trying to figure out what or rather who I'm looking at.

The blue one mumbles a "Shit" before he swiftly sits down and covers up his face with a menu.

I look to Ms. Cookie who is staring at the two. Her eyes widen for a split second before she shakes her head. She clears her throat "Hey Hau, why don't you get us a table? And maybe if you could get me a room to stay in please? I gotta check something out." Cookie requests.

"Huh? Oh uh yeah sure." Hau looks at her funny for a moment. "Is something wrong?"

"No no. I just need to check something out. Take Aero with you please." Ms.Cookie pleads.

"Um hold up I don't agree with that." I say turning to her with uncertainty in my eyes.

"It's okay, I'll be fine." She reassures us with a smile and a pat to my head.

"Hmmm Okay if you say so... Come on Aero." Hau says gesturing for me to follow.

I sigh and follow behind him.

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🐳🌊Mr.Whalington's POV🌊🐳

"Dude what's wrong? It's not like she's gonna recognize you like this! I mean ordinarily you're a fucking whale, now you're human!" Groudon whisper-shouts at me

"Dude just, please sit the fuck down. Trust me I know my trainer. She'll know it's me!" I whisper-shout back.

Groudon sits down across from me grumbling "You are way to Paranoid! She's not gonna-" he cuts himself off leaning back in his chair. "On second thought, maybe you're not." He mumbles, letting his chair fall back onto all four legs.

"What? What is it?" I whisper at him leaning towards him and lowering my menu only slightly.

"Um well she was looking right at us with semi wide eyes." He replies, voice still a whisper.

"Aw shit. Okay we should probably leave before the guy with her goes to bed or something." I say shutting the menu and closing my eyes. I let a sigh leave my lips.

Suddenly my eyes are shooting open and a squeal is leaving my lips instead as two hands slam onto the table. I shakily turn to a very pissed off looking Cookie.

"What in the actual fuck are you doing here and how in the hell do you look like that?" Cookie growls at me.

"Uh hehe well you see I uh um... Groudon? Little help buddy?" I plead looking at him with fear filled eyes that said 'HELP ME!'

"Oh no! You've dragged me into this far enough! I just wanted to meet the chick. Now I've met her and now I'm gone!" Groudon says trying to stand up.

Key word:Trying.

Cookie grabs him by his shirt collar and brings him so that his eyes are leveled with hers "Oh you're not going anywhere! The both of you are going to explain to me Why the fuck you're here, How the fuck you're here, and how the fuck you appear to be humans." She growls.

"Y-yes ma'am!" We both nod quickly.

"Good! Now, Explain!" She orders, giving her scarily sweet closed eyed smile, tone sickeningly sweet and cheerful.

"O-okay okay so uh well like Groudon said, at first, he just wanted to see you because like well it's Legendary time and all of your Legendaries are out and about ya'know? So Me and Rayquaza found Groudon told him shtuff and he was like 'I wanna meet her!'" I explain hastily.

"Yeah and they were like 'well we can't really do that right now' but then Giratina popped out of no where, scaring us shitless by the way, and he was just like 'Or can we!?'" Groudon adds

"So Rayquaza was just like 'Um no we can't' and so Giratina rolled his eyes and said follow me. So we did and eventually we met up with Dialga, Palkia, and Deoxys cause she was just in Palkia's Space place for some reason but that's besides the point." I continue.

"Then they did this weird ritual kinda thingy and we were like In Arceus's Domain and Giratina just straight up asked if he could turn us into humans. Like no greetings or anything." Groudon continues.

"Arceus kinda flipped a bit, started asking questions about you, gave us the ability to turn humanoid and made us promise that there will always be a strong ass Pokémon that's as strong as or stronger than a legendary, with you at all times." I finished off.

Cookie stares at us for a moment before sighing. She suddenly stands up and says "This isn't necessary. Tell Arcedouche that I can handle myself and that he doesn't need to have my own fucking Pokémon baby sit me twenty four seven. If he thinks it's that bad then he should be discussing it with me himself." She then proceeds to walk away.

"Umm what just happened?" Groudon asks looking at me.

"I-I don't know." I stutter out, following Cookie with my eyes. I take a deep intake of breath before adding, "But I think this is an order I'm going to have to disregard. She's being stubborn right now. There's something going on here and it's apparently putting her in danger but she's refusing to accept help with it. We're not leaving."

She was WAAAAAY too casual over the fact that Arceus was the one to send us.
FUCKING ARCEUS! She acted as if she knows him but there's no way right?...Right?

Groudon is silent for a moment, looking back at her as well before looking into my eyes. "Okay but she seemed pretty pissed that we were here, should we really be sticking around?" He asks.

"Hmmm okay Groudon buddy I'm gonna have to ask you to do me a giant ass favor. I'm gonna like chill in the oceans around here, could you please follow her on land? Tell her I left but that you didn't have to follow her orders since you're not her Pokémon." I plead.

"Soooo be my usual stubborn, smartass self? Got it." He smirks.

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END OF CHAPTER 28
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An: Okay I'm like gonna try to draw out the humanoid forms and meant to start on that before this update but weeeellll... I forgot... also if I ever do get around to doing so it's not gonna be an awesome grade A drawing. More like a low B- if that.

But anywho hope ye enjoyed and if ye did Boop zat... AUTO CORRECT WHAT THE FUCK IS ZARZUELA!?!? AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO AUTOCORRECT ZAT TO IT?

*Clears throat* As I was saying! Boop that vote button with your shnozzle and cough up a comment maybe.

I shall see all of you later. Au revoir little biscuits!

🔹Cookie OUT!🔹