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"Hey yo Bea, Adam. Me and Ben have got a message for you yo!" Grunt Anthony yells out.

"Yeah? From who? The chick that's been beaten you numbskulls?" Adam jokes, approaching the two out of breath grunts.

"Yeah actually. Apparently she wasn't too happy about how you treated our Boi Gladion." Ben retaliates.

"Oh really? So what's this message then?" Bea snorts.

Ben and Anthony look at each other before flipping the two other grunts and saying."'Die in a ditch F*ck bags.'"

"YO THAT GIRLY'S GOING TO GET IT! WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!" Adam yells.

"AND WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOIN GOING ROUND TAKING ORDRS FROM THAT B*TCH!?" Bea shouts as well.

"She's scary Yo!" Ben and Anthony defend themselves. "And pretty cool" they add on in a hushed mumble.

"OI NUMBSKULLS STOP ARGUING BEFORE. I MAKE YOU!" The angry voice of Guzma shuts them up.

"Yes boss!" They call back.

"Now Get your butts over here! We're watching Battle Royals!" The four grunts obey their Boss's order and go into the messy living room. They find a place to sit and turn their attention to the television.
"We're in the Battle Royal Dome, the arena for battle Royals! The dome is packed and filled with excitement!" The announcer announces. He pauses for the giant cheer, the Team Skull members joining in from their living room.

"Now for our contenders! In the Green Corner, we have Cookie and her Torracat, Friskies!"
"HEY! ITS THE CHICK! SHES THE ONE THAT KEEPS MESSING UP OUR PLANS YO!" Adam yells pointing at the screen.

"I thought you said the girl was straight up scary?" Guzma raises a brow at Ben and Anthony.

"Yo hold up boss rewind that! I think she was carrying her Torracat!" Amanda says, flailing slightly.
Guzma rewinds and all their eyes widen.

"Yo aren't those things like 55 pounds? She was carrying it like it was nothing! That girls a monster yo!" Bruce shouts.

"Alright alright I take back my previous statement. Now let's see what she can do with it."

"In the Yellow Corner we have Hau and his Dartrix!"

"In the Red Corner we have the Masked Royal, and his Rockruff!"

"And in the Blue Corner we have Gladion and Type:Null!"

"EYYYY! ITS OUR BOI!" Ben and Anthony shout.

"KICK HER A$$ GLADION!" Amy shouts.

But within a single move Cookie's Torracat had won by taking out Hau's Dartrix with a Fire Fang to the wing.

"Sh*t man." Adam gasps. "I can see why she keeps beating you guys now. Sorry yo."

"Told ya she's terrifying in battle!" Ben replies.

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?❔❓?'s POV?❓❔?

They are mad. They failed. We didn't expect this. We must try harder. We've found someone better than team aqua and magma to assist us. She has the other one under her command. But he can't be trusted and she is insane. Playing with the creatures like they are collectible dolls. Just as she did her children. That's how she lost part of her "collection."

But they aren't delicate collectibles. They are weapons.

We're trying to contact the ones in Reborn. We must prevent her from going there. She must die before then.

She must be removed.

Their mistake? They kept her alive. They tried to get her to tell but the stubborn b*tch would rather die. So I'll make sure her wish is granted. We don't need her. She just would've made things easier. But there are other ways.

Arceus looks for her. He looks for us. But we are Missing. He can't find what does not exist. Soon he won't be able to find her. For soon she won't exist. Nothing but her corpse, if that shall remain.

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👑🦌King Deer's POV🦌👑

Us Legendaries have been let out to attend, well anything that needs attending. For me that means running around in the wilderness to ensure that everything is okay. Through Meadows, fields, and forests, as well as navigating through mountainous terrain.

I come to a stop at a river to take a drink. I've been at it for a while now so of course I'm a bit tired.

"Xerneas?"  Someone calls out to another. To whom though? "X-Xerneas is that you?" Wait. I know that voice. Silly me I somehow forgot that I used to go by Xerneas.

Who is the owner of the voice though? I can not remember. I turn towards the one calling out to me and immediately tense.

"Yveltal." I reply in a monotone voice. Why is he so excited?

"Oh my Arceus it really is you! Haha! It's been years! I-I haven't seen you since since... Oh right..." the fool seems to have remembered, thus making my now glare justified.

"Oh right. We haven't seen each other since the war. Since you left me to be used as a weapon for fear that you would be used as well." I say, my tone now harsh.

"X-Xerneas I-"

"King Deer." I correct him.

"W-what?" He asks tilting his head.

"I go by King Deer now. Ever since I was saved by Cookie I've gone by King Deer. It's why I hadn't responded immediately to the the name 'Xerneas.'" I explain.

"Wait. Y-you let yourself be captured by a human!? AGAIN!? And you're perfectly fine with that!?!? Xern Humans are what did that to you in the first place! I honestly didn't think I would ever see you again I thought you were-"

"Well you thought wrong. I'm here, no thanks to you. And not all humans are bad. I'll say it again, Cookie saved me. Something you never even so much as attempted. The moment you realized they might use you too, you just left me to rot for years." I spit at him, venom filled in my voice. Funny considering I'm a Fairy type. "3,000 to be exact."

"Xerneas Im sorry I really am! I was going to try and save you once I regained my strength and things calmed down but.... By the time that happened you were gone. That is to say you weren't in the same place. I searched I promise I did Xern! But... After awhile I realized something. Even if I did find you, what would I do?" Yveltal replies. His eyes are full of desperation.

"I didn't exactly have anything to bring you back, to wake you up. I didn't even know if there was a way to! I.... I thought I lost you." Yveltal says looking away from me.

"You did lose me. You lost me after that fight, after you left me alone to be used as a power source. Goodbye Yveltal." I respond, venom still in my voice.

"Wha- Xerneas! Hang on a second! Where are you going? XERNEAS!" He cries after me desperately. It's honestly rather pathetic.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT! Xerneas is gone. I am King Deer! I am a part of Cookie's main Kalos team! I am proud to be the Pokémon of the Champion of Regions." I shout, whirling around to face him. I take a deep breath to calm myself.

Why is he the only one to ever be able to anger me? Oh wait, it's because he's infuriating.

"... If this human is so great and cares about you so much then where is she?" Yveltal asks, suspicion in his voice."I mean I don't see or sense anyone near by. No one but the ordinary Pokémon that are always here but even they are rather far away."

"I wonder why." I glare at him from the corner of my eye as I continue walking. He continues to follow me. Death and Life, walking along side one another. Well more like death trailing after Life but I guess that's kinda just how it is.

"Okay well yeah but.... Seriously though where is she?" He presses on.

"You do not need to know." I replied.

"She abandoned you didn't sheEEEEEEE" he trails on the 'e' once I aim my antlers at him. "Okay sore subject..." he grumbles.

"HOW DARE YOU EVEN INSINUATE THAT COOKIE WOULD EVER DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING! SHE HAS NOT ABANDONED ME OR ANY OF HER OTHER POKÉMON EVER!" I shout at him, completely enraged at this point.

Yveltal gapes at me. The last time I was this mad he was as well but now he is simply surprised. "Wha-But- Then where the heck is she!?" He shouts after his stuttering.

"As I said before, you do not need to know. Now get out of my sight! I don't want to talk to you anymore. I never wanted to talk to you again!" I then proceed to make my way up the cliff we had approached, leaving behind a hurt, confused Yveltal.

He is so annoying. I should just go home now. I can't do much good when I'm this angry and unfocused. Dammit Yveltal. Why did I ever like him? Well not anymore. Not after what he's done. Not after leaving me.

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🐳🌊 Mr.Whalington's POV🌊🐳

"I heard Groudon is back." Rayquaza informs me as we approach a rather familiar tiny bit of land that's just kinda there.

"Oh? That's.... well that's a thing." I say looking up to him as best I can.

"Yeah. Hey hold on a minute isn't this where you two had that fight?" Rayquaza points out.

"Oh yeah it is isn't it?" I say looking around. I then giggle at the memory. "Hey you piece of shit Gecko, why don't you take a look around the mountain range? Who knows maybe hot head is around"

"Friendly reminder that your name is Mr.Whalington now. And that Gecko is the name of the head of your team." Rayquaza replies before flying off towards the mountains.

I swim underneath him as he goes, splashing him with water for being an ass.

"Go piece of shit Gecko go!" I shout at him as I struggle to do the floaty land thing. It's harder to do when I'm not already on land. And when I'm not in primal form but yeah. I eventually give up and just lay there.

I can't see Rayquaza anymore. I look around a bit to double check that I'm alone before doing what Cookie always does. Sing randomly about my current situation.

"I'm allllll alone, No body knows, well that's not true but bla bla blue!" As I'm about to make a fart noise and start over, I hear clapping and something big coming towards me.

"Wow. Is this really what you've come to?"I know that voice.  I look up at the legendary Fire-ground type. "Tsk and I woke up hoping that you've done something but guess I was wrong huh?"

"Oh no you were right the first time. I've done plenty. In case you haven't noticed I woke up waaay before you." I shoot back.

"Then why is it that I'm just now seeing you hmm? Next thing you know you're going to tell me that you somehow got yourself caught by one of those, what are they? Humans? Pfft as if those are even still around!" Groudon laughs.

I just stare up and blink at him. Should I say anything ooorrr?

"You have got to be kidding me." Groudon deadpans, before bursting out laughing. "W-where is he?" He manages to get out.

"Who? Rayquaza? He's out looking for your sorry a-"

"No no no! Y-y-your human! Wait did he capture Rayquaza too? HA! What about Deoxys?" He asks. Oh wow sexist much? He thinks automatically that a dude caught me? Then again that's how it was the last time we were awake and that was very brief.

"Yeah She caught all three of us. As for where she is well she's not around." I replied. He's probably gonna find the fact that we got Captured by a girl even more hilarious. I mean Groudon has kinda always been close mineded. Wait was he?

... I don't even remember. Too long ago and too much other shiz happened.

"YOU GOT CAPTURED BY A FEMALE!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wa-wait how the f*ck did all three of you, get caught by not only the same trainer but the same female trainer?" Well he laughed less than I thought.

"Well for starters Cookie is exceptionally strong and is an amazing trainer. Secondly, the Humans have become way more advanced, strong, accepting, and overall way more developed. There's way more encouragement than there is putting each other down. At this point not too many people care about genders, at least Ronny knowledge, dudes can f*ck dudes, gals can f*ck gals, you can be a nonbinary pal, change genders to what you feel like you should be and all that shtuffs." Rayquaza explains, flying over to us.

"Huh. Okay but what exactly did you mean by she's not around? Not around as in somewhere else in Hoenn, not around as in in a different region or, not around as in she's gone?" Groudon asks warily.

"Different region. Although she came kinda closeish to the last one not too long ago." I say sadly. The horrid memories flashing back through my mind.

"Kyoger?" Rayquaza brings me back, voice filled with concern. "It wasn't your guy's fault. And she's perfectly fine- no that's a lie she was never fine but she's fine on Cookie standards."

"What...." Groudon trails off. Probably trying to pick the better of the many questions he has to ask. "What do you mean she was never perfectly fine?"

"Well Cookie has always been.... different." Rayquaza explains.

"She's Zubat sh*t insane." I say bluntly. "But like a good insane. Okay no not exactly good all the times but..... yeeeeah she's uh she's well... she's something."

"Huh. She sounds interesting. So wait does she just let you do whatever even if she is in a different region?!? That's awesome!"

"Well she doesn't Always since keeping. Us all out takes a bit of energy on her part for some reason but the labs have their own little or not so little enclosures for us to be let out without harming Cookie in anyway. But otherwise we just chill in the Pokéspace." I respond. He's really confused. We've got a lot of explaining to do.

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An: Like I said, many POV changes. I like how when I started this, it was just going to be a bunch of random Funny little Pokémon stories but it quickly changed to an actual story. Idk if that's for better or worse but... also I realize I've basically like made myself like almighty with no explanation BUT! That's going to slowly change and play into this weird a$$ Story that's not exactly quite a story but is but isn't but yes...

Also WHY WONT ANYONE VOTE IR COMMENT!? LOVE ME!!!!!

Ahem. Yes I'm begging because I really enjoyed writing this and yet the stories that I see getting the most attention are the ones that I've given up on. Well and the one that I'm kinda proud of that's finished but the sequel to it I've just kinda put on the procrastination forever shelf.

ANYWHO! I hope you enjoyed and if you did BOOP THE FOOKIN VOTE BUTTON MATE! And Mayhaps plz cough up comment? I can has coomernt?

But yeeeah I'll see you guys later. AU REVOIR LITTLE BISCUITS!

👁‍🗨Cookie out👁‍🗨