👑🦌King Deer's POV🦌👑

As we sit in silence in the moonlit darkness I try to think of a topic to discuss with the legendary of time sitting besides me. He seems to sense my inner struggle and solves my conundrum himself.

"So King Deer. Do you know why exactly Cookie re-named you that? You were the First legendary she's ever named." Dialga questions turning over to face me.

I do the same and respond with, "I believe that it's because she originally struggled with pronouncing my previous name. It took a while to get used to but now if you were to call out Xerneas I doubt it would even register in my brain that you were addressing me."

"Haha ya I've witnessed situations like that. In fact sometimes when People ask Cookie what type of Pokémon she has on her team, she'll just say their names." Dialga says chuckling.

I chuckle as well. "I too have witnessed that. I've also witnessed Bluefire not realizing when Professor Sycamore asked for Lucario to mega evolve he meant him. He's made sure to at least learn all the names of those of us on the main team here." I say.

"Wow that's so like Bluefire to do that. One time him and I wandered off in some woods together and a trainer saw him and was just like 'Woah a Wild Lucario! I'm gonna catch it.' And Blue fire was just like 'Hey Dialga you want to go watch that' and I just died laughing after words. I tried to tell him the kid meant him but then he got hit in the back of the head by his Pokéball. Naturally I just started laughing harder." Dialga says reminiscing.

"What happened afterwards." I ask.

"Well the kid got confused and Bluefire nearly used close combat on him until Cookie found us and held him back. She explained to the dude that we had just run off and were hers. Then the dumbass said he'd trade or battle her for Bluefire. But The moment the word 'trade' came out of the kids mouth she just grabbed Blue's paw, put me on her head, and walked away." Dialga pauses.

"The kid followed her saying she was just chicken and that he'd be able to do 'So much more with those potential filled Pokémon.' She just kept ignoring him though. By the time we'd made it back to the others the kid had thrown more insults at Cookie than you could count. However it wasn't until he said 'You and all of your Pokémon are just a bunch of weak losers who don't have a life outside of this forest.' I think he would've continued had Cookie not round house kicked him." Dialga says smiling.

"Then she said 'I don't care what you say about me you little sh*t, but don't you dare insult my Pokémon.'" As Dialga quoted Cookie, I swear I could hear her saying those words.

"After that she said 'You want to fight me so badly a$$hole? Fine. I will use only two and I'll be nice and let you choose which ones I use. You'll get to use however many you have.' The guy agreed and stupidly choose Buddy and Sparky. The guy used all six of his Pokémon which I don't even remember what they were. Cookie just used Buddy to sweep his team. At the end Cookie just said 'Fwi even if you did miraculously beat me, I wouldn't have given you a single one of my Pokémon because 1, a f*ck wad like you doesn't deserve anymore than a zubat if that and 2, I couldn't get rid of them if tried. They'd hunt me down to hell and back and honestly I'd do the same with them.'" Instead of just hearing Dialga's
I heard his and an echo of Cookie's. Odd.

"And now here we are going to hell and back to find her." I say looking off.

"Exactly. She really can't get rid of us." Dialga says with a slight yawn. He looks to the sky as if to judge the time. "We've still got a good hour and a half of our shift."

"Yeah, at least it's nice out though." I comment on the lovely weather.

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🔥🐺Houndoom's POV🐺🔥

Me no know why we is watching other Pokémonz buts master's boss man tolded him to. So now we is watching big rainbow dear and shiny stone monster. They is on looks of the outs just as we is.

"Hey. Hey. Lieapard." I whispers toz me cat friend Lieapard to gets her attention. Her master here too.

"First off Its Liepard. Second off be quiet!" She whispers back.

"Oh okie dokie...... Hey Lieapard, does youz tink we could beat tem?" I ask.

"Definitely not now just up! And for the last time it's Liepard!" Lieapard growls back.

"And my name is Houndoom. Why doos thet matter?" Lieapard is so weird. Why do our names matter right now?

And why is she glaring at meh lik tat?

"Will you Shut your damn Hound up? He's gonna get us obliterated!" Lieapard's Master whisper angry like to me Mester.

"Hey! Your Cat is being just as Chatty!" Master saz.

"You telleds her Master." I say happily.

"Your dumba$$ Houndoom started that and is yapping his jowls waaaaaay more than my Liepard." Lieapard's Master says beck.

"Oh F^ck." Lieapard says.

"Wat?" I ask looking at her then lookinga where she is. "Oh.... HIYA!" I greet the shiny stone monster.

"Hi. Care to explain what's going on here?" Shiny stone monster askeds.

"Oh wall Master's boss man tolded us to watches you and samez go fo Lieapard. OH wait can you goes back plas we need to watch you. But we gotta be sneakies so you dodn't sawed us." I explan.

"H-HOUND DOOM USE FLAME THROWER!" Master orders. I do that but Shiny stone monster dodged eet.

"LIEP-PA-PARD USE BITE!" Her master commanders. Shiny stone monster dodges again.

"You know I could do this all night but I don't really feel like it sooooo..." Shiny stone monster sayed beginnin to do an attack.

"Uh oh, RUUUUN!" Both my and Lieapard's mesters order but wez can no fallow for shiny stone monster uses eets move and now I fainti....

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🐺▪️Mrs.WoofWoof's POV▪️🐺
I wake up to someone nudging me and what sounds like a weird roar/shriek. I look at who was nudging me and quickly identify it as King Deer.

"I believe it is about the time for you and Absol to take watch." He says. I nod and look over to see Absol is already up and is making his way to Idiot er ahem Dialga. He Must've been the one making the noise.

"What's he doing?" I question gesturing towards the moron.

"Buddy's assumptions were correct. Team Flare grunts were watching us so Dialga took care of- *SPLASH*" King Deer's explanation is cut off by doofus throwing the already knocked out grunts into the river along with their Pokémon.

We then watch as the tail of Mr.Whaleington flings them to the other shore. Guess he's up. I'm honestly surprised more of us aren't.

"Alright well now that that's taken care of, *yawn* I'm going to sleep. You two have fun and try not to kill each other." Dialga says waltzing over to us.

"Indeed. I bid you goodnight and good luck." King Deer adds. Me and Absol bid them good night and then sit in silence for about seven minutes.

"Sooooo uh Mrs.WoofWoof, how's the adventures in Hoenn? Er well now were they rather." Absol asks, clearly sick of the silence.

"They were nice. They'll be continuing soon enough. Unless Cookie goes to a different region." I respond. "You're from Unova right? What's that like?"

"Lots of cities, a really big bridge, uuuuh a desert and a forest that's not really much of a forest at all." Absol responds.

There's a pause for a moment but I break the silence again continuing the conversation is going back and forth through out the night.

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END OF CHAPTER 13
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An: So someone is actually all caught up with this apparently so here you go singular reader and any future readers! I give to you an update! *Legend of Zelda teasure sound*

Now to continue writing future chapters! Anywho I hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you did Boop that vote button on the nose and may haps cough up a comment!

I shall see you later! Au revoir little biscuits!

💙Cookie out💙