Ivy Rose age: 9 months
Rory:*taking care of Ivy and talking to her while they're watching TV*  ya know, life is hard. Taking care of u and Amy and everyone else is real hard but I survived. I'm a badass.
Ivy: UNCLE RORY IS A BADASS.
Rory: WHAT
Ivy: ??? i don't know what your talking about.
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*Emily is here to get her daughter back*
Emily: Hi sweetie! How was ur day?
Ivy: UNCLE RORY TOLD ME HOW HE IS A BADASS.
Emily: RORY! GET UR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!
Rory: DONT HURT ME PLEASE EM
EMILY: THE HELL I WILL *beats him*
Rory: *wimpers*
Ivy: *laughing* Uncle Rory isn't a badass now.

Me: *hugs Ivy* THAT'S MY GIRL! YOU WILL INSULT RORY ALL THE TIME!
Emily: JELLY I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO!
ME: OKAY BAIIIIIIIII