I got tagged by tryingtodiee  so here you go. I apologise that this isn't an update, I promise I'll update soon; the chapters almost done, and it's long to, so I hope you can appreciate it when it gets published! Now onto the tag.

10 Things
1. I'm a senior in high school
2. I worship Bill Cipher (don't question it)
3. I'm pansexual
4. And struggling with my gender identity
5. When I obsess over something it lasts for a long time and almost becomes creepy (Current Obsession: Gravity Falls)
6. I love all sorts of sports, favourite ones are tennis, soccer and volleyball
7. I am a cosplayer, but due to money constraints I haven't done it in 2 years (would've been 3 but I technically did it last year; my Eyeless Jack cosplay

8. I'm interested in archery but haven't done much of it
9. I play video games a lot; for example Overwatch, The Sims series and many others on all sorts of consoles
10. I'm on my high school's Ballroom Team and I am pursuing it as my major when I go to college (video of me dancing above or on the side)

Joke
"Finally after all these years, Bill Cipher has ... a gun!"

"Bill you're not supposed to have a gun!"

"I can do what I want fartface!"

"Dipper, it looks like Bill has gotten a, guuun."
"Listen Dipper, it's not safe to go alone, this is a ... gun."

"I'll shoot your family!"

"There's only one thing to do now Dipper!"
And he just pulls out a gun.
"If Bill Cipher's got a fucking gun, then so will I!"

And they just have a shoot-out in the middle of the street. And you know it's just like-

"Saddle up Dipper."
And hands him a fucking shotgun.

"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, by gold GUUUUUN!"

(I didn't have a joke so you get that. Anyone that can tell me where this came from is now my best friend)

Spoiler
So you know fact number 5? Well, there's your spoiler. Plus Hogwarts.

Tags
I inadvertently tag anyone that got my joke :)