W A R N I N G: DUST'S FRIENDS ARE CRUDE AS FUCKKKKKK.

Ink sighed accepting defeat, not being able to open the door

" You done?" He heard and nodded

"Have you ever been in a bar?" Dust asked. Ink shook his head no, honestly quite confused.

"There's this bar my buddy owns if you wanna visit." He said. Ink nodded thinking of a plan to get out. Dust opened the door and Inked booked it out of there. Before he could even get to the door he was pinned to the wall by Dust. ( *intro to Blue from Heathers starts blasting*) Rainbows covered Ink's face, looking up at the taller guy practically almost a foot away from his face. (lEwD~~~~~~~~) Dust grabbed Ink's wrist firmly, staring at Ink. Ink let out a small squeak, which Dust laughed at.

"No running away, okay?" Dust asked, with the tone of don't make me throw you back in there, once in a lifetime opportunity, don't throw it away.  Ink nodded still blushing for no reason. Dust slowly let go of Ink's wrist and backed away. Dust Grabbed Inks hand and led him upstairs, outside, and to the bar.

"I'm warning you now, my 'friends'," Dust said putting air quotes around friends, "Are vulgar and weird as fuck." He stated opening the door

"Duust!" Error said.

"Hey."

"OH, MY STARS IS THAT THE FUVKING PRINCE?!" Error yelled, pushing Dust having almost fallen on the floor.

"Um... Hi?" Ink mumbled. 

"Error get out of his bubble." A different voice said

"But Nightyyyy~~~" Error turned, obviously mocking someone. 

"Don't Nighty me you dildo." 

"Um... what's a dildo?" Ink asked, raising his hand, getting the attention of Dust, Error, and Nightmare.

"Don't you dare Erro-" Dust started.

"It's something that resembles a hard dick that you can shove up your ass or cunt, it's a sex toy that you can use for masturbation or sex." Error said. Ink's face flushed rainbow

"....oh" Is all he could say.

"You know what cunt means yes?" Nightmare asked.  Ink shook his head no.

"It basically means vagina." Dust said standing up "Also Error clean your fucking floors."

"So not a word I'm allowed to say in the castle?" Ink asked

"Yeah no your parents would kill us." Error said, all three laughing.

"So, Dusty, what brings you to my bar on this fine evening? Bets? shots? Bad memories you need to forget for the time being?" Error asked, walking back to his drink station.

"Two out of the three, buddy." Dust said, taking a seat, nodding his head as a gesture for Ink to come to sit.

"Another visit?" Error asked, getting shots ready.

"Yeah."

"Visit?" Ink asked.

"I'll talk about it later." Dust said, grabbing a shot Error but on the counter, putting the rim of the glass to his mouth, and tipping his head back, downing the small glass of alcohol.

"You want one?" Dust asked, sliding the shot to Ink.

"Oh! I'm not really supposed to have alcohol...Mom would kill me."

"Mom doesn't have to know sweetheart~," Dust said in a flirty tone.

"U-uhm...okay.." He said sipping the shot. His face scrunching up at the taste, then sipping it again.

"oh my god.." Error whispered Dust stifled a laugh.

"Am I doing it wrong?" Ink asked, with the most innocent face the two men have ever seen on a legal adult. 

"Well, technically yes but I mean drink it however you want." Nightmare said.

"You gonna eat anything today Nighty? Or just fish dick?" Error asked.

"Why do I bother with you guys?" Nightmare mumbled into his hand.

"Ya fucking pescatarian." Dust said, knocking back another shot.

"Yes, that's exactly what I am. Glad to see your brain isn't getting too squished in that thick skull of yours, assuming you have a brain." Nightmare said in an annoyed tone. 

~tiem skip to where ink is fucking wasted because he has no alcohol tolerance whatsoever~

"You know...*hic* your fukn sexe~," Ink drunkenly said.

"I think it's time to stop buddy." Dust said, grabbing the shot from Inks' hand.

"Don't...Don't buddy me... me mister. You se*hic*sexxie bastard!" He said, falling onto Dust. Dust picked him up, Ink being lighter than Dust expected.

"Bye Error!" Dust said walking out before Dust could hear about his tab.

"I wan a kissssssssssss..." Ink mumbled, grabbing Dust's face.

"No."

"Whyyyyyy?!" Ink whined.

"You're drunk."

"Just a smol kiss!"

"No."

"Comeone Dusty just a lil oneeee!"

"Ink, you are drunk, I'm not kissing you."

"It doedn hav to be on dah faceee!"

"No."

"Pleaseeeeeeeeee Dustyyyy?~"

"No Ink."

"Pleas just one fucc?"

"What?"

"One sex."

"No. No sex."

"Whyyyyyyyyy???" He whined again

"That would be considered rape." (GLAD HE'S GOT HIS PRIORITIES GAY AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA)

"Just a smol sex pleas Da-Dusty?"

"Nope." Dust said opening the door to his home. Setting Ink on his bed, grabbing a glass, filling it with water.

"Drink up." Dust said holding the glass in front of him. Ink shook his head, pushing the glass away.

"Not unless u kiess meh." Ink said.

"No kisses until you drink this entire glass of water. Then I will consider it, okay?"

"Nuh. Kissies first."

"No kisses till you drink the water."

"Nooooo!" Ink whined.

"Ink stop whining and drink at least half the cup?"

"Then kissies?"

"Full cup for one. Got it?"

"If I drunk two cubs to I *hic* get two kis-kisssss?"

"No."

"Awwwww..." Ink mumbled, taking the cup and drinking all of it.

"Kissies!" Ink yelled. Dust quickly kissed Inks cheek.

"Yay! Thank u!" Ink said, sounding like an absolute child.

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