Calabash Part 1: WE'RE LATE FOR WORK

(TW: Slight Swearing)

I was sound asleep, feeling relaxed, until I felt shaking which woke me up. I saw that everything was falling off the shelves and my desk. "EARTHQUAKE!!" I shouted. I quickly went under my bed for cover, but then for a few seconds it stopped. I came out from under my bed to see everything is a mess in my room, except for Lucas's cage which is still fine. "Oh God Dammit! Everything is destroyed! Well except for Lucas's cage." I said as I went to the mini fridge to give him some food, which are: flies, cockroaches, earwigs, mosquitoes, fleas, moths, and ants; but I gave him his favorite, flies and mosquitoes. I then heard a beeping noise from my alarm clock.

I looked over to see that it says 9:01?! "9:01?! I'M LATE TO WORK!!" I shouted as I was trying to get ready, all that was missing was my katana that wasn't on my arm anymore. "Where the Fuck Is It?!" I shouted. I then looked at the clock to see it turn 9:02. "PIGSY IS GOING TO KILL ME!! THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEING LATE!!" I shouted. I rushed out through my window, and I see Mk rushing down in front of me. "Mk we gotta hurry we're gonna be late!" I shouted. "What you're late for work, too!" He shouted as we went to the shop that is below our apartment.

"Pigsy! We're So Sorry That We Were Late! We Overslept, and we're guessing that we didn't set our alarm, but honestly I don't remember going to bed, And An Earthquake! AND-And-AND- PLEASE DON'T FIRE US!!" We begged, both of us on our knees except Mk was crying big streams. "Fire you? Ha, why would I fire you?" Pigsy asked as if he was going to get angry at us then said it in a cheery tone.


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