Hellloo...

So..yeah..um..

I'm out of the hell hole named writer's block..! ... I think..?

But yeah..

Also..! I'll start writing on my phone, since I've noticed everyone I've met with Wattpad read on their phones.. sorry laptop gang... I've let you down.. ｡:ﾟ(;´∩';)ﾟ:｡

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Peter sighed in relief as the water removed all the pen marks off his face. He grabbed the towel next to the sink, and dried his face. He then set the towel down, flicked the lights, and closed the bathroom. He made his way out his room and in front the elevator to the right of his room. He stood in front of the elevator, as he watched it come up to his floor. Finally, the doors opened, and he walked in. 

"F.R.I.D.A.Y?" Peter spoke as he looked up at the ceiling. He has never gotten rid of the habit of looking up while talking to F.R.I.D.A.Y, even though she technically isn't in the ceiling, but in the walls.

"Yes Banana Milk?" Peter cringed when F.R.I.D.A.Y called him that. There was a prank war a week ago, and Tony had coded F.R.I.D.A.Y to call Peter, "Banana Milk". He couldn't really complain though, since Banana Milk IS after all his favorite drink.

"May you take me to floor 86?" You see, Peter's floor is 99, Tony's floor is 100, while Pepper's floors are 101, 102, and 103. Recently, Tony and Pepper did a bet on, "Who could last longer without coffee", and Pepper won hands down. Tony just "died" after a day without his so called, "Baby Coffee". So, Tony was forced into giving Pepper the three most highest floors in the Stark Tower. 

"With pleasure BM." Peter pouted at the nickname F.R.I.D.A.Y called him.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y... Please just call me Peter..." Peter whined up at the ceiling.

"No can do BM, I have been given orders directly by Boss to call you this nickname." F.R.I.D.A.Y snickered.

"Hmph... Foooine..." Peter cutely grumbled and pulled his arms to his chest(omg imagine Peter pouting with the cutest face on, while wearing an over sized hoodie, thats says, "Underoos"! Omgggg can someone draw that? Please?)as the elevator sunk to his desired destination.

Finally, the elevator dinged, and the doors opened. Peter steps out the elevator. "See you soon BM." Peter ignored the nickname, as the doors closed and went down some multiple floors underneath him. As Peter walks down the hallways, his attention catches the view of a janitor he knows very well.

"Hey Mr. Lee!" Peter said as voice was laced with joy.

"Hi there Jr. Stank!" Mr. Lee spoke as he put the mop back into the mop bucket wringer.

"Uhh... Sir, it's Jr. Sta- actually just call me Peter." Peter said as a sweat drop appeared on his forehead.

Mr. Lee suddenly had a confused face on. Peter was a bit worried. Had he said something wrong? "Huh? Your name's Peterica? But ain't that a girl's name?" 

Peter sighed in relief, as Mr. Lee just misheard him. "No Mr. Lee, my name is Peter."

Mr. Lee's face then was covered with distraught. "What?! Who names a kid Penis?! Whoever calls someone that is over 9000% a pure dumbass..."

Peter gasped as Mr. Lee cursed. "N-no Mr. Lee! My name is Peter! P-E-T-E-R!"

Mr. Lee finally heard what Peter was saying and nodded. "Okay Peter, well I gotta clean, someone has to do the dirty work." Mr. Lee says as he picks up the mop and places it on the floor.

"O-oh okie... I-I'll get going now..." Peter cringes at his shuttering, and walked away face palming. While Mr. Lee looked back at Peter with a smile. 

"What a pure child... Someone needs to protect him." He says, as he resumes his work(PPPS WHERE YOU AT?!)

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This is Willy! His cool. (⌐■-■)
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Peter stood outside the door of the penthouse and sighed. He sensed that the Avengers were already in there, talking with his Dad. He slowly opened the door and walked in. He was surprised when no one noticed him. So he started to walk towards the kitchen and search through the fridge, he spots a jello cup, and takes it out. He then turns left and opens a cabinet to get a spoon. By now, Black Widow, Bruce Banner, and his Dad had noticed him. 

"Hey Kid! Why don't you come here?" Tony said as he motioned the Avengers to quiet down and for Peter to come by him.

Peter walked over, and stood next to his Dad, as the others looked at him with confusion. Peter analyzed the Avengers, and noticed everyone was here. There was Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Wanda, Vision, Thor, surprisingly Loki... Nick Fury? And... Steve Rogers. Oh how Peter despised that name. He made his father suffer with HIS faults. He even almost killed him! Peter could already feel Venom trying to take over. But Tony put his hand around his shoulder to calm him. Peter thanked him, and turned back to his Jello Cup, as he pealed the cover and started to eat it. Tony smiled down at Peter, then turned to the Avengers.

"Guys, this is Peter. His my kid and-" Tony was interrupted by gasps and shocked questions.

"Wait! You have a kid?! Since when?!" Clint screamed, as he pointed at Peter and back to Tony repeatedly. Bruce and Natasha tried to make the rest shut up, as they knew it wasn't really a big deal and supported Tony. Wanda and Vision just ignored the whole situation, as they didn't want to get into chaos, and started to have a conversation about the famous K-Pop group, BTS, and their upcoming Vlive's. After the onslaught of yelled questions settled, Tony spoke.

"As I was TRYING to say-" Tony looked at Clint with The Glare™, as Clint just cringed and shrunk into his seat.

"-Peter is my son. I adopted him, while his Hot Aunt May was recovering(i dont want her died okie?) in the hospital from breast cancer(she lives in the tower too)." Tony explained to them. The Avengers nodded in understanding and sympathy for his Aunt.

Tony leaned in and whispered into Peter's ears, while the Avengers watched in anticipation, as they shifted in there seats.

Peter nodded, and sighed. He looked at the group of anxious Avengers. Tony nodded back at him, and he slinged his arm over his son's shoulder.

Tony let off a slight cough, and rubbed  the back of his neck with his other arm, slightly nervous.

"Peter is also..."

The room was dead quiet, as the Avenger stood still, like statues, As if they were worried they would scare away Tony and Peter.

"...Spiderman."

...

You could almost hear silence it's self. Your ears making you believe you l heard a pen fall, even though no one held a pen. Maybe an imaginary pen?

...

"whHAAAT?!"

And all hell is unleashed... A unison of "what's" , "when's", "how's", and all of the above, fill the room. The only ones that were actually silent were Natasha, Bruce, Vision, Wanda, and Loki. Soon, an imaginary tick mark would appear on Tony's forehead, and same as well as Peter's. I guess the saying "like father, like son" really is true..!

Peter would finally have enough of the meaningless argrument's, his eyes flickering black, as if his eyes were glitching.

"enOUGH!" Peter yelled, his voice slightly more husky due to Venom's influence.

The whole room went silent, as Tony just sweatdropped behind him. He slowly rubs Peter's back to comfort him. Peter sighs, he really doesn't want to explain his life story to a bunch of idiots that would either cause chaos again, or would keep giving him pity, which he really doesn't need right now.

"Like Mr. Sta- Dad said, I'm Peter Stark. I am also Spiderman. And yes, I am only 15 years old." Peter told lazily to the bunch, this time, there's no interference at his statement, and he continues.

"I live with my Dad and Pepper, and I go to Midtown High." Peter let out a small sign as I remembers his friends.

"I have a small but amazing(suGOi) friend group, and yes they know I'm Spiderman." Peter would stop and catch his breath, looking around for any questions. None.. that's good.

"Recently, I was infected by a parasite-"

'hEY! I aiNt nO f*cKiNg pArasIte!'

'oh your back, I was wondering if you were dead or something, you were silent for a while.'

'i was only thinking of how roasted hooman tastes likes, and fell asleep StaNky HooMan..!'

'...ye no, I'm never letting you eat.."roasted humans"..'

'..fineee'

'oh stark's trying to get your attention'

'kay bye glob of evilness!'

'...f*ckin hate you'

'love you back!'

Peter resumed his life of craziness, as he looked at his Dad.

"Venom again?" Tony spoke in a hushed voice. Peter nodded to him.

*Le cough* "As I was saying, about two months ago, I contracted a.. unique.. life form. It's technically like symbiosis, where me and the other life form have come to terms, and now we coexist together. It- He lives in my body to survive, and in exchange, I get dope features, that I can use when patroling." Peter finished his introduction, as he took his last bite of the jello cup, and yeeted the cup into the trash, as well as the spoon at the sink.

After the awkward silence of eternity, Bruce stood up, with a puzzled but interested face.

"Wait, lemme get this straight. So, this other life form that you have no idea whatsoever can do to your brain, has now attached to you, and is living inside your body, while you yourself use it as a another way for Spiderman Patrols..That's... So cool!" Bruce spoke, with glistering in his eyes. You can already tell the Bruce was geeking out, and was interested about asking Peter about their symbiosis, and if Peter and Venom have ever contacted each other. In summary, Bruce looked like a small kid in a candy shop.

Everyone just deadpanned at Bruce's excitement. Bruce noticed the stares, and let out an embarrassed blush, as he apologized and sat down.

"..any questions..?" Peter shrugged out. There was a bit of a silence, until Loki rose his hand.

"Do you know more about the other life form..?" Loki said, just a tad bit entertained by the speculation of events.

"I actually do! His name is Venom, his basically a UFO from space, as he crashed to earth riding on a comet. Venom also likes to.. 'correction', USED to like to eat humans, that was until-"

Peter was cut of again, but this time by the trash colored fireworks of a mistake.

"What!? This parasite-" Peter cringed at the word, as Venom angerly hissed in his mind. "- eats people?! What the hell Stark! Why the hell would you bring a liability into the Avengers Tower?!" Steve yelled, as he shoved his sit back, yelling a Stark.

"Steve stop with the yelli-" This time it  was Tony being cut off.

"No! You let in a massive threat in the f*cking tower! What the hell are you thinking?! He could've f*cking used the parasite-" Peter was becoming more angered now, his eyes glitching back and forth between his brown doe eyes, and the black emptiness. "-to kill everyone in the compound! What if the public found out huh?! Howard was way f*cking better then you will ever be! You're a f*cking dumb*ss to bri-"

"shUT THE FUCK UP..!!!"

Peter roared at the abomination of an avenger. His eyes now black, and his face twisted into an angry scowl. Venom started to build onto his body. Soon, the only thing visible other then the squirming black ooze was half of Peter's face(Peter/Venom are a couple inches shorter/smaller then Eddie's version, his also slimmer, and has tints of red with the black color on Venom, but his also well defined, and muscular).

"First! This is f*cking Stark Industries!  It's not called the Avenger's Tower anymore! So you aren't allowed to be in here unless Dad, Pepper, or MYSELF allow you to come in! Second! What the f*ck?! Who the hell told you that I was a f*cking liability?!  I am Peter f*cking Stark! Midtown High Student, Smart Ass, Too nice for his own good, Spiderman, and Tony f*cking Stark's son!" Peter yelled, his voice altered due to Venom's influence. Tony was just snickering in the background at Peter's new introduction line. While Steve on the other hand, was shaking, his tall ridged statue was quickly shrinking in fear, as the 15 year old yelled at him with his statements. It almost looked like he was about to piss his pants.

"Finally..! If I ever so see, or in fact smell or feel that you're in the same area as Stark Tower, even within 10km, I will find you, and I will skin you alive. THEN, I will dismember every part of your body, from your fingers and toes, to your f*cking dick, afterwards, I will burn you, making you look like a lifeless, faceless, burnt fleshy object, rolling, slowly rolling down the streets of  New York, looking like an elephant's turd.. in the wind.. Now we wouldn't want a faceless, burnt turd to scare kids sh*tless.. would we..?"

At this point, Peter/Venom were in front of Steve, his tongue slither outside his jaws, his eyes slitted, and his mouth forming an eerie smirk. I guess Steve really did just piss himself, cause you could see a wet spot forming. He quickly nodded. His legs, actually, his whole body, shaking, as if they were in an Level 4 Earthquake. After nodding like a leaf in a tornado, he ran out the lounge at Sonic speeds.

Peter sighed, as he returned to his normal form, while venom slipped back into nothingness.

"Omg I just threatened THE CAPTAIN AMERICA"

"..."

"OMG OMG OMG OMFGGGG-"

"sHUT uP bOI"

"..."

"What??? I just threatened Steve Rogder! Lemme frick out for once in my life dude!"

"Sh*tty human, don't FRIckINg scream here, too loud for this shit."

"..fine"

Venom smirked as Peter left his mind..Even if he can actually smirk...

Peter came back to reality, hearing Tony dying from laughter on the floor, while Bruce was next to him, trying to make him breathe so that he actually doesn't die. Loki was just smirking, as he enjoyed the show, possibly the best smack down his ever seen. And the other Avengers..? Well, they just shrugged the confrontation off, as they dispersed from the couch, either some going to the fridge, or the others to the couch with an actual TV in front of it.

"Code Black. Located on Floor 86." The alarms going off, as red flashed everywhere.

"Friday your a bit late.." Peter said, staring at the ceiling.

"Yes I know BM, Sir Rodgers deserved that." Friday echoed. Peter snickered, and looked over at this Dad.

"Omg..! P-Peter!" Tony let out, as he continue to burst from laughter. Peter blushed, embarrassed. Tony finally had enough willpower to stand, as Bruce just sighed at Tony's close counter of 'death'.

"K-Kid, that was hilarious..! I also loved your introduction. It was beautiful! But they're could be upgrades to it..." Tony continued, his right hand rubbing his chin as he muttered to himself. Peter just facepalmed himself.

"Dad! I'm going out for patrol, see yeah!" Peter said, as he sling shotted out his usual exit..an open window. He climbed onto the Stark Tower, going all the way to the top, and stood on the small platform. It was made recently for him while he was out being Spiderman, it even had a small liftable cover on the floor, where he stores extra suits or clothes he can change in or out of. He ripped off his buttoned shirt, showing his suit under it. He took off he jeans, and folded his clothes, placing it under the hidden compartment. He slid on his mask, and let out a relaxed sigh, as he stared off into the busy streets of New York.

"Now this is what I'm talking about..!"

"For once I agree. This spot is nice to locate our next target."

"Venom No. No targets of killing."

"..fine whatever" Venom 'rolled' his eyes.

Peter laughed it off, as he took out, his webs shooting into the distance, connecting to another building.

"wOOohOoO!!!"

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<(￣︶￣)↗ This is Willy's cousin, Jimmy. He likes dancing.

"The end!"