Sai eyes Naruto suspiciously as he walks into the room. He raises an eyebrow when Naruto cradles his side and rubs his forehead.

"What happened to you?" Sai asks when Naruto limps to his bed.

"Running from Sasuke," he says quickly as he flops on his bed. His lips still tingle from the kiss but his lungs burn from overrunning. "Do you have any painkillers?"

Sai let out a short humorless laugh. "You ran from Sasuke? You know he's a track star, right?" 

He rummages through one of his drawers and pulls out a small white bottle. "And he plays rugby with his cousins like every other weekend, so you must've gotten your ass kicked once he caught you."

Sai tosses the bottle to Naruto, who caught it with one hand. He pops it open and takes two capsules without water.

"Well he didn't really hurt me, he just, well," Naruto trails off, thinking it would be better to not tell Sai what happened. 

Sai raises his eyebrow again, looking at Naruto to continue. "What? What did he do?" Sai easily assumes the worse. "He didn't violate you again did he?!"

Naruto's eyes widen as he sits up quickly. "No! No, no, no! Nothing like that," Naruto says. "I actually consented this time and all he did was kiss me."

Sai glares at Naruto and snatches him up by the front of his shirt. "You let him kiss you?! Do you know how much closer he is at getting you to sleep with him?!"

"Sasuke isn't that bad," Naruto says meekly. "He's just persistent that's all."

Sai releases his hold on Naruto and sighs. He throws up his hands and cries out, "You're a lost cause! You've already fallen for him!"

"No, I haven't!" Naruto protests childishly. "He just doesn't seem as nasty as people make him out to be."

"You have to be joking Naruto. He violated you in the bathroom, he ruined Kiba's entire life, I know he broke up with Neji just to get in your pants Naruto. And there are countless other things he's done before you showed up. He's absolutely awful," Sai explains. "Did you suddenly forget about all of that?"

All those things are true about Sasuke and Naruto knows that. However, he feels as though he can befriend Sasuke and figure out why the hell he acts like such a slut all the time.

"I just think—"

Sai cuts him off right then. "Well stop thinking and listen to what I'm telling you. Stay away from Sasuke."

...

"Gaara, I think I'm in love," Sasuke says as he absentmindedly throws and catches a ball while lying on his back.

"Sasuke, I don't care," his roommate replies, as he looks over his math textbook. He flips a page as Sasuke drops the ball to the floor.

"Naruto is just so damn cute," Sasuke says, and then he pouts. "I want to get to know him more, but whenever I want him to stick around, he runs off."

"It's because he knows you're a man-whore," Gaara deadpans as he continues doing his math homework.

Sasuke sits up from his bed and looks towards Gaara. "How do you make friends? Well, like, how do you get to know someone?"

Gaara pauses what he's doing and looks at his roommate. "Holy shit, you're actually thinking with your brain instead of your dick."

Sasuke rolls his eyes and chucks a pen at Gaara, purposely missing. Gaara doesn't flinch.

"I'm serious you twat. Tell me."

Gaara sighs and looks down at his work and then back up at Sasuke. "Sasuke," he begins. "I am the last person you want to ask about friendship. We only get along because we're both antisocial, we have no other friends, we're forced to live with one another and because you let me fuck you senseless when I need it the most. I haven't had a friend since I was like five years old — and that was a fucking teddy bear."

"Don't you still have that bear?" Sasuke asks, already knowing the answer is "yes". He's seen it on multiple occasions. 

"That's beside the point, Sasuke," Gaara grumbles. He continues with his work. "I think you should ask him to hang out with you or something. Eat lunch with him tomorrow, introduce him to your so-called friends, Shark Boy, and the other ugly fucker."

"Suigetsu and Juugo?" Sasuke says, a smirk on his face from the nicknames.

"Yeah, those little shits."

Sasuke considers those ideas and just nods, knowing if he pesters Gaara too much while he's working then he'll be punched in the gut. What Sasuke doesn't know about is the sudden dry throat Gaara had at the mention of Naruto's name.

He wants to tell the little idiot about Sasuke and warn him of what he's done in the past, but he figures that someone at this school already did that job for him. He doesn't want Naruto to become hateful and vengeful like the rest of Sasuke's ex-boyfriends. He wants the guy to stay innocent and possibly happy. 

It would be right to assume that Gaara cares about Naruto.

...

"Wait, hold on. You met Sasuke's brother?" Sai says, awestruck. "Is he as hot as everyone claims him to be?"

Naruto nods in affirmation. "A total hunk."

Sai hops onto Naruto's bed, sitting crosslegged like him. "You got any pictures of him?"

Naruto looks down at his hands and sighs. "Sadly no."

Sai is disappointed for a second until Naruto adds in, "But I'll see him this weekend."

Sai grabs Naruto's hands and squeezes them. "You need to get a picture of him. The art teacher, Sasori, is good friends with him and says he looks like he's sculpted by the gods. And if you can score with him, you'll be the talk of the town and Sasuke would totally get off your back," he babbles, looking off into space while occasionally squeezing Naruto's hands.

Naruto shrugs, feeling a little sheepish. "I don't want to be the talk of the town, and having Sasuke stop pursuing me sexually would be great and all, but I don't think dating his older brother would be the best way to do that."

Sai scoffs and throws up his hands. "Well damn! Can't I just live through you vicariously?"

He grabs Naruto's shoulders and shakes him. "Date Itachi so I can know what it's like," he whines.

"Why don't you just date him yourself?" Naruto asks, letting Sai shake him.

Sai flops back onto the bed and sighs. "Because I'm a brat and don't attract as many doms as you do."

Naruto raises an eyebrow. "I attract doms?"

"Uh yeah," Sai states like it's easy to tell. "Sasuke wants you, Itachi thinks you're cool, and I can see how Gaara looks at you in the halls. I bet they all wanna fuck your ass."

Naruto shivers. "Please don't say that."

Sai continues on with his observations. "I mean like, you have something they want and you should totally use that as an advantage. Get what you want out of them, whether it be sex, status, materialistic things or protection."

Without even a second thought, Naruto says, "I'd be just as bad as Sasuke if I use them and toss them aside."

"Oh please!" Sai groans as he sits up. He stares Naruto down and scoffs. "You're no fun."

He rises from Naruto's bed and stalks across the room. "You'd be living every gay man's and straight woman's dream! Having capable doms bend to your every whim just so they can claim you as theirs."

Naruto just shrugs at his roommate. "I don't think I could pull it off."

Sai throws his hands up for the third time today. "That's the thing! They'd never suspect it cause you're an innocent little baby!"

"Sai, I'm starting to think you're a total slut."

Naruto stretches across his bed as Sai rolls his eyes.

"Totally not a slut," he pouts. "Just, a high maintenance bitch."

Naruto laughs and thinks over the many possibilities of having guys do whatever he wants. But how would he do that? Did he have to be a brat? Whine a little? Complain a lot? What did he have to do?

Naruto asks the question that's currently on his mind. "H-How would I do that?"

"Do what exactly?"

Naruto shifts uncomfortably on his bed. "Like, you know, like have them bend to my will and stuff."

His voice is quiet, but Sai heard him loud and clear. A sly smirk forms on his face, but it soon turns into a harmless sham of a smile.

"Use that cute little face of yours," he says. "Pout a little and they'll be all over you."

...

A/N: Are we gonna turn Naruto into a slut? 

HELL NO!!

Are we gonna turn him into a bratty bitch?

Maybe.

Will he still be sweet and caring on the inside?

FUCK YES.

Thanks for reading! Love you bye bye!