Even with the storm brewing outside, Naruto walked through the long courtyards and through the front doors of his school. He was headed towards the main office where the principal resided before, during, and after school. Once inside, he stood before Jiraiya in a baggy, soaking wet uniform and said, "I need a new roommate."

Jiraiya gazed at the boy. There was a long silence, and it wasn't until the old man realized the droplets of water that rolled down Naruto's cheeks weren't caused by the harsh rain — in fact, they were his tears — that he spoke.

"And why is that?"

He folded his hands together, not caring if Naruto gave a terrible reason to change roommates. He'd gladly change his dorm room, if that'll make Naruto stop crying.

"Neji he..." Naruto stopped himself from saying anything bad about Neji. He was a good person at heart, however it was Sasuke that changed him. "We got into a fight, and I can't stand being there anymore."

"Fine," Jiraiya says, standing from his chair. "I'll get you your new key and, perhaps a couple new uniforms."

The principal disappeared into a back office and returned with a box. Then he reached into a drawer, grabbing a key at random and handed it to the shaking boy.

"Room six-oh-three, same floor, different room. Have fun with your new roommate," Jiraiya says, shooing the kid out.

Naruto placed the key in his pocket and picked the slightly heavy box up. As he was leaving out the door, he said thank to the kind old man.

...

Dorm 603 was in the opposite direction of Naruto's former room. Closer to the stairs in fact. Once Naruto found his way to his new room, he set down the box and dug the key from his pocket.

He unlocked the door, opening it wide to push the box in with his foot. The first thing he noticed was all the artwork scattered around the room. The next thing he realized was that his roommate wasn't in here.

"Um, hello?" Naruto said, closing the door behind him. The door to the bathroom was closed, and he heard running water from inside.

"Hold on a second," said a male from the other side of the bathroom door. Not a second later had the boy opened the door to the bathroom.

Surprised to see Naruto standing there, he says, "What the hell are you doing here?"

The first noticeable aspect of Naruto's new roommate was how pale he was. Pale and shirtless.

Not knowing how to respond, Naruto tried to explain as clearly as possible. "Well, the principal gave me a new dorm because my old one wasn't working out."

The pale kid silently cursed the old man. "Well shit! I was enjoying being the only guy without a roommate but I guess that all changed, now hasn't it?!"

"I apologize."

He waved off Naruto's apology. "It's not your fault. It's that old man's fault."

He looks over at the awkwardly standing kid and smiles. "I'm Sai by the way."

"I'm Naruto."

Sai looked him up and down with a scowl.

"Well Naruto, you stink like a wet dog, and look like one too," he says bluntly. "Go take a shower or something."

Naruto looked at himself, seeing that his clothes — well Sasuke's clothes — were all messed up, and sticking to his wet skin. His hair was dripping with water and he just felt gross.

"R-Right."

...

Naruto walked down the hallways, trying to remember where the showers were. As usual, he walked aimlessly through the halls until he reached it. When he walked inside the pristine showers, he noticed a soapy naked Sasuke — whose, from Naruto's point of view, had his eyes closed as he rubbed shampoo through his hair.

Naruto blushed madly, not able to look away. Sasuke's body was indeed a tantalizing one — and even more so with soap sliding down his torso. His skin was such a milky white — paler than his own skin — and his body was toned. His ass was round and tight, as if he did one hundred squats everyday. It looked so squeezable yet firm. He didn't dare to glance at Sasuke's cock, in fear that it'll make him feel inferior to Sasuke. However, he was still curious to see it.

Naruto felt something stir inside of him. A boiling in the pit of his stomach. The bothered boy wondered if it was wrong to want to join his attacker in the shower. Or if it was considered strange to want to grope the ass of his assailant.

Look away! You're not a pervert like him! Naruto told himself as he quietly moved to the private showers.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was smirking to himself; for he just witnessed Naruto's inner battle to control his lust.

...

When Naruto departed from the showers, he walked back to his room — or in his case wandered around until he found his room. Naruto didn't know whether to return Sasuke's uniform or keep it.

As he entered his dorm with his new roommate, he noticed Sai sitting on the floor surrounded by art supplies. Desiring to start up a conversation with his new acquaintance, Naruto says, "Wha'cha drawing Sai?"

"None of your business dickless," Sai replies. Naruto was taken by surprise from Sai's sudden insult. He then started to wonder if he caused Sai stress or problems unknowingly.

Sai, on the other hand, noticed Naruto's inner torment going on. They way he bit his lip, the downcast eyes, his eyebrows furrowed as if he was in deep thought or troubled, were all signs of insecurity. Naruto was obviously worried.

Sai clears his throat and apologizes in his own way. "Sorry but I call all my friends dickless. It's like playful banter, sorta."

"Oh, okay."

Sai and Naruto sat in silence. The only sounds were the pencil running across Sai's canvas in long, quick strokes.

It was the first non awkward silence Naruto had in a while.

...

A/N: I didn't know how to end it. I know I suck but damn it, I at least try. And yes, Sasuke got the booty. Why else would Sakura want him? For his good looks and skill? Nope! Sakura was hunting for DAT ASS. Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

And I can't capture Sai's personality cause he doesn't really have one. So he's gonna be super bitchy and sassy, cause bitchy sassy characters are my life.

All right I'm done. Goodbye lovelies.