Chapter 9: From Bad to Good
It's been a couple of days since you spent your time with the spies’ moms as we see you and a group of villains are in group therapy in the penthouse pad.
Vera: Hey everyone I’m Vera.
(Y/N): And I’m (Y/N) and if you want to speak out your name and whatever evil you've done in the past.
Shirley: Hello my name is Shirley and I’m tried to make my former martial art students into mind controlled soldiers
Everyone: Hi Shirley.
(Y/N): So when Alex, Sam, and Clover stop attending your classes, how does that make you feel?
Shirley: Like less of an instructor and more of a villain.
Bertha: Hello everyone, my name is Bertha and I stole experimental chemicals from my ex to win a pageant.
Everyone: Hi Bertha.
(Y/N): How do you feel when you lost your last pageant?
Bertha: Unsatisfactory, hurt, and I feel like I can do it one last time.
(Y/N): And you’re the only one in this group who accomplished that goal thanks to me.
Bertha: It's true and thank you.
Terrence: Hello my name is Terrence and I’ve done a lot of bad things out of the fact my brother lied.
Everyone: Hi Terrence.
Vera: So Terrence what did you do when your brother lied to you?
Terrence: Well…
One explanation later.
Shirley: Woah, you did all of that?
Terrence: Yes.
Vera: And how does that make you feel?
Terrence: It makes me feel guilty.
(Y/N): When Jerry apologized to you, what was your reaction?
Terrence: I was pretending to accept his apology, but I was really leading him into a trap of my own.
(Y/N): Mm, so you let your jealousy and rage blind you from your brother's compassion for you, I think the best course of action is to apologize to him for everything you did.
Terrence: Yeah, I should do that.
Lady Dragon: Hello everyone I am Lady Dragon.
Everyone: Hello Lady Dragon.
Vera: So Lady Dragon, what did you commit?
Lady Dragon: I tried to make a video game.
(Y/N): That’s not so bad.
Lady Dragon: By putting real sportsmen into the game.
(Y/N): Now that’s bad.
Vera: Yeah and how does it make you feel when your ideas were rejected?
Lady Dragon: It made feel angry, hurt, *sheds some tears* heartbroken, like my ideas were not good.
Shirley: I've been there my friend. *opens her arms for a hug* Come here.
Lady Dragon then hugs Shirley as she hugs back. Lady Dragon then cries out loud.
Muffy: Hello I’m Muffy Peprich.
Everyone: Hi Muffy.
Vera: So Muffy what are you here for?
Muffy: Mind controlling sorority girls into doing massive destruction, because I was rejected from every other sorority.
(Y/N): And how did that make you feel?
Muffy: Betrayed, rejected, thrown away like garbage.
Lady Dragon: I can relate.
Muffy then joined the hug with Shirley and Lady Dragon and cried out loud.
Meredith: Hi everyone I'm Meridith.
Everyone: Hi Meredith.
Vera: So Meridith what are you here for?
Meridith: I'm here because I trashed everyone in Beverly Hills because they don't appreciate me keeping everything clean.
(Y/N): And how did it make you feel?
Meredith: Unappreciated, hurt.
Vera: Mm, feeling unappreciated drove you to commit this crime right?
Meredith: Yeah, people don't know how hard it is keeping a whole city clean.
(Y/N): And I'm sure some people understand your pain, they all do.
Shirley: Yeah my students never appreciated me.
Lady Dragon: Neither did those game creators.
Pushy: Hello I’m Pushy Galore.
Everyone: Hi Pushy
Vera: What crimes did you do?
Pushy: Well…
One explanation later.
Shirley: Woah okay now that is….wow.
Terrence: Yes not even I would that.
(Y/N): Well have you tried making a public apology to everyone?
Pushy: Well I haven't, but I would do that.
(Y/N): Okay, what made you commit all of this?
Pushy: Well it all started when I was a genetic scientist when I was married to my first husband, he cheated on me with another woman, that moment broke my heart so I decided to turn him into fashion accessories along with other men that I married to so I won’t feel that pain ever again.
Vera: Yikes, doesn't that seem like a bit much?
Pushy: Now you mentioned it, I wasn’t in the right mind during the time. I'm afraid that most men would not want to see me again.
(Y/N): Well I'm a guy and you haven't turned me into a handbag yet. Though my body parts can be harvested for fashion assorted fashion wears. And don't worry I always regrow back, one time I got my head blown off by a shotgun and I regrow my whole head very quick.
Pushy: Wow, that's impressive.
(Y/N): Thanks.
Pushy: May I feel your skin?
(Y/N): Sure.
Pushy then feels your skin as it felt very soft and leathery, but not uncomfortable.
Pushy: Ooo, this feels nice, you know I could turn you into a dress or a purse when your skin is like this, *realizes* Oh sorry old habits.
(Y/N): Oh no worries, *removes your head from the main body* I can just regrow back anything that easy. *places the head on the ground*
Your head then regrew a whole new body in a matter of seconds.
(Y/N): See, now you can use that to make some handbags or a belt, or a handbag that matches a belt.
Pushy: Aww thanks. *kisses your cheek* You are very sweet.
(Y/N): You're welcome.
Felicity: Hello everyone my name is Felicity Fences.
Everyone: Hello Felicity.
Vera: So what did you commit?
Felicity: I built a coliseum filled with robotic gladiators to fight most handsome men in the world.
(Y/N): Why?
Felicity: I was bored. And you know you could’ve fought in the arena.
(Y/N): Yeah I need the exercise.
Vera: But what made you commit this crime specifically?
Felicity: I may be rich and powerful, but even a girl feels alone.
Vera: Or maybe someone's daddy spoiled her a bit too much right?
Felicity: Well uh, okay you're right on that one.
(Y/N): Hm, so dad spoiled you too much huh?
Felicity: Yes daddy always spoiled me alot I had everything that I wanted. But I suppose my greed blinded me.
Vera: Yeah.
Felicity: Yes and I may fear that most people will not take a liking to me.
(Y/N): I like you.
Felicity: Really?
(Y/N): Definitely.
Felicity: Aw thanks, and I don't have to threaten or kidnap you. Uh sorry force of habit.
(Y/N): It's okay.
Vera: We understand.
Shirley: You know (Y/N), you are really an understanding guy.
(Y/N): Thank you, I should learn your martial art and use it for good.
Shirley: Thanks.
After a few days later, the villain and villainesses were released from prison and started to reform and do what they wanted to do the right way as we see you in the penthouse pad picking fruit from your head.
(Y/N): Everytime, first it was plums, now it's pineapple.
Alex: Well it could be worse, you could be growing vegetables like tomatoes.
(Y/N): Actually that's a common misconception, tomatoes are fruits and not veggies.
Alex: Really?
Vera: Yep it's true, *picks a pineapple from your head and puts it with the pile of pineapples that was there* I think we have a week's worth of food now.
Alex: Hey (Y/N), I’ve heard we’re getting new roommates.
(Y/N): Really? Who are they?
You and the spies then hear the doorbell.
Sam: I'll get it.
Sam heads to the door and opens it to reveal the same villainesses from the group you were talking to the other day.
Sam: Um are you the new roommates?
Shirley: We sure are Sam.
Clover: *O.S* Hey Sam, who’s at the door?
Sam: Um….some old friends of ours?
Clover: What do you-*sees the villainesses*mean?
Lady Dragon: Hello girls.
Shirley: Long time no see.
Clover: What are you girls doing here?! I thought you were all in jail.
(Y/N): They were released for good behavior.
Shirley: Yeah, all thanks to (Y/N) and his group therapy session.
Clover: Group therapy session?
(Y/N): Didn’t I tell you about it, it was on the calendar.
Clover: *looks at the calendar to see the circled date* Oh yeah, hehehe, my bad.
(Y/N): It's okay.
Sam: But where are they gonna sleep?
Felicity: Leave that to me. *snaps her fingers*
Then a group of robotic construction workers then appeared and quickly remodeled the penthouse in a matter of seconds.
(Y/N): Wow, that was fast. How did you do that?
Felicity: I'm rich, I always have a team of construction workers on my side.
Alex: Wow, it feels like a mansion in here.
Shirley: *sees fruit on your head* Um, are you going to a costume party or something?
(Y/N): No, this just happens a lot when I’m in tropical areas, you’re welcome to have some fruit.
Vera: Yeah there's a pile of pineapples over there.
Felicity: Don’t if I do. *sees the large pile of pineapples* Wow, that's a lot of pineapples.
Alex: Yeah, what are we gonna do with them? Besides eating them.
Vera: Chuck them at Mandy?
Felicity: Better, *pulls out a remote from her pocket and press a button on it* make smoothies out of them.
We then see a tube sucks up all the pineapples into a machine and turn them into smoothies.
(Y/N): How did you-
Felicity: There's a smoothie function in the now improved penthouse. *grabs an apple from your head and eats it* Mmm, this is good.
(Y/N): Thanks, *picks off a tomato off his head* and here comes the coconuts.
Clover: *sees the coconuts sprouting from your head* Wow, that's a lot of coconuts.
Vera: Yeah, can we chuck these at the Deans?
Clover: Well…..
Sam: We do not want to get in trouble.
Clover: You're right.
(Y/N): So what can we do with all these coconuts?
Alex: *grabs a coconut and cracks it in half with her head* We can drink out of them.
(Y/N): So we're all gonna drink out of all the coconuts here?
Alex: Yeah there’s enough for all of us.
Shirley: What about the inside of the coconuts?
(Y/N): Make a coconut cake?
Felicity: Good idea.
(Y/N): Thanks, *sees the time• It's getting late, let's get to bed.
Pushy: Why don’t you sleep with me?
Bonnie: I'll allow it, as long as you don't turn my er our boyfriend into a purse.
(Y/N): She already did, I gave her some harvested body parts from my body.
Pushy: *while holding up a purse made from your body parts* Yep and it is fabulous.
Clover: I'm not sure whether to be excited or creeped out.
Pushy: Okay I know, I know, it's a bit…. unsettling but (Y/N) is a generous boy and he changed my life.
(Y/N): Thanks, and if I wanted to go out as a hero it would be through a compost bin or a lawnmower or be Pushy’s coat.
Pushy: Speaking of coats, the new coat I’m wearing is made of your skin. *shows her extra arms* I just made some few adjustments for my uh extra appendages.
Sam: Wow, Erotica was not joking about the extra arms-*covers mouth*
Pushy: Erotica? Who's she?
Alex: Oh she's a super- uh friend of ours.
Clover: I thought you said she was a superhero *covers mouth*
Pushy: Superhero? Wait *realizes* She's Stripperella?!
Shirley: Who?
(Y/N): I’ll explain…
One explanation later.
(Y/N): And that’s the whole story.
Shirley: Wow….that’s wow.
Felicity: Yes, this is quite shocking.
Clover: Me and my big mouth.
Pushy: Well I would have known she had to work somewhere, but I had no idea Stripperella was a mild mannered exotic dancer.
Clover: You aren’t gonna put her head on the wall and turn her into a purse right?
Pushy: What? No no, of course not I wouldn't do that, that was the old me you’re talking about.
(Y/N): Thank goodness. Now let's get to bed, it's getting late.
We then see you and the others go to bed as we see you sleeping with Pushy as the camera freezes and turns into a photograph of that image.
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