"what's up, babe?" Sans stuck his tongue out.

"Oh, nothing. Just broke my fucking disgrace of a phone on the roof." You showed him your severely cracked phone, and literally threw it onto the table. You sat down in the seat where you laid your stuff.

"i regret asking." Sans looked down at his own phone, moving his thumb across the screen to supposedly scroll down. "heh, papyrus actually has no clue what he's doing anymore..." Sans turned his phone to show you a post on Papyrus' Twitter stating how he lost his phone, then replying with a simple "WAIT..."

You giggled. "Well, he's your little brother. He gets his stupidity from you."

"but he didn't get all this~" Sans sang seductively while moving his arms around his body to present himself.

"Stop showing yourself off like you're a first place trophy. You're obviously... second place." You put your elbow on the table, propping your head up with your hand. Sans chuckled and went back to looking at his phone.

"You should order our coffee, Sans." You said in a monotone voice. "I mean, they probably already know our orders since we get the same exact thing almost every day, but it can't hurt to go up there."

"already did, (y/n)." Sans sighed and stood up, sliding his phone in his jacket pocket. "heck, it should almost be ready by now. i'll go stand by the counter." He saluted jokingly and walked over to the counter where Burgerpants takes orders and sometimes has mental breakdowns.

You saw him lean on the counter, slightly bending over. You obviously knew he wanted you to look at his not-existing ass.

Finally, a blue rabbit (supposedly BP's boyfriend,) gave Sans two cups. Sans pulled out money and nodded upwards. The rabbit waved back in response and left to the kitchen again. He waddled back to the table you sat at, lightly putting the two cups down.

"there you are, sugartits, your coffee awaits upon the table." He took out his phone and plopped down onto his seat. "Please don't call me sugartits ever again."

"i'm going to call you sugartits in front of everyone."

"Sans please--"

"if you're going to say that, at least say that when we're in bed... sugartits~" Sans reached his finger over the table to boop your nose, and you slapped it away. "wow, i really never noticed how cute you were when you're mad." He leaned back in his seat and you crossed your arms, feeling the angry blush on your face appear.

"haha, now you've made yourself even cuter. you need to stop it with your shenanigans." Sans lifted the coffee with his magic and brought it to his mouth, sipping it... somehow.

Sans' phone vibrated and he set down the coffee. "looks like someone needs me," he picked up his phone. "oh..." he pressed something and put up a finger, showing that he'd return. "heya, grillbs. what's goin' on?" He walked out of the coffee shop.

You saw him nod, then shake his head. You sighed and looked at your cup of coffee that was sitting on the table, then looked at his.

To be honest, you were in a deep thought session now. You didn't really like Sans, but you felt as if you wanted to, but now you hate Grillby. Grillby was cheating on you anyway, but...

You were too confused about everything going on right now. Had you told Sans of the times where Grillby tried to force you to have sex? You assumed you didn't. You didn't want to tell Sans either. And the way Sans treated you, trying to be seducing, it reminded you of Grillby.

The only reason you acted that way in response to Sans was that you felt as if it was needed. This is only your second relationship with someone, and Sans was like Grillby! Minus the cheating. He's only less horny.

God, I'm having such mood swings... You thought sipping your coffee. And I actually started trying to not be edgy today. Fuck me and call me Sally.

You looked up and saw BP kiss the bunny, and the bunny walked out. Probably to get more supplies or something. You saw BP look at the bunny's ass, then look at you. BP blushed and mouthed "You did NOT see me looking at his ass," and you saluted back to him with a smirk. You heard the bells on the door jingle, and saw the bunny walk out.

You guessed BP was a friend, maybe a best friend since he was literally the second monster you've met.

You sighed again. You were very tired, and the coffee didn't seem to be helping much. It was starting to get kind of cold anyway. Sans suddenly walked inside, grabbed his coffee, and said something so quick, you couldn't make out what it was. "Sans?" You asked, getting up.

"Where are you going?"

"he said he was going to beat my ass and to meet me at his restaurant, so i'm going." He repeated. "Sans no--"

"sans yes." He hurried out the door, and you followed him, but stopping outside of the door. You walked back into the coffee shop and plopped back into the seat.

Holy fucking shit, everything is going downhill.

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hey hey hey sorry for the slow update!! ;^;

i've lost interest in undertale again buT I'M TRYING TO GET BACK INTO IT SO I CAN UPDATE THIS MORE OFTEN HAHA

also, i might be deleting the chara x reader for now since it's literally stuck by itself in a fucking void.

also, there might be a lemon soon, so prepare your virgin/sinner eyes in a few chapters!! eue