Sans put his arms around your sides. "Get the hell off of me!" You laughed and pushed his hands away, and he proceeded to push you off of the couch. Sans chuckled. "you should hakuna your ma-titties, because you're being uptight but funny at the same time. i'd rather you just be funny." He stuck out his glowing, purple tongue between his teeth.

You stood up off of the floor and dusted yourself off. "Well, I have to be cautious when you try to flirt with me. I didn't flirt with you when you were dating that one other girl. What's her name?"

"wow, even i can't remember. i haven't talked to her in a year."

"Toriel!" You picked Sans up and hugged him close. "stop."

You squealed, hugging him tighter. "I remember you two going on dates!"

"now is not the time for casting our minds back to bad memories."

"Whatever happened, ye ole bag of bones?" His face was light purple. "she got back with her old husband, remember?"

"And you didn't remember her name..." You smirked. You felt Sans rest his chin on your shoulder, and something weird drag against the crook of your neck. "You licked my neck." Sans laughed. "i licked your neck."

"What am I going to do with you?" You raised an eyebrow. "date me?" Sans' grin grew wider.

You were seriously considering saying yes to dating Sans, but what would Grillby do if he found out? Certainly give Sans a scolding, nothing major... Right? "Uh, okay." You shrugged. Sans screamed and hugged you "this means i can touch your boob without asking right?" You furrowed your brows. "Never touch my boob without asking."

Sans shrugged. "suit yourself. so, you going to tell grillby about us or...?"

You took out your phone. "No."

"no?!" Sans turned towards you. "b-but he already hates me enough! what do you think he'll do, give me a warning?!" You nodded. "(y/n), he's going to kill me! and trust me, i love you, we just got together, but you're acting pretty stupid right now!"

"Well he's dating someone secretly, right?" You smiled. "how do you know that? what if she's grillby's sister?" Sans sighed. "You never know. Plus, do you think sisters would make their brothers blush when she kisses him?"

"you do have a point. unless grillby's into incest, that sick bastard."

"He's not into incest." You laughed. "he's probably mad that you refuse when he offers sex. like, how many times has he suggested sex?"

"Well, less than you, you man-slut." You stuck your tongue out like he did earlier. "so, basically we're dating in secrecy now?" Sans held out his arms, suggesting a hug. "Yep!" You emphasized the 'p.'

You hugged Sans on the couch, and turned to the TV. You forgot about the show that was playing. It seemed like the two boys were talking about a girl, though it didn't matter right now.

"wanna go to the coffee shop again tomorrow?" Sans asked. You nodded in response, leading him to run his hands through your hair. "man i seriously never expected this to happen. it's so sudden too. i'm expecting to wake up any minute, heheh."

"Maybe we're dead." You said, reaching for the remote. "Because this is kind of like heaven, being with you." You turned off the show and flipped to another TV Show on Netflix.

You felt Sans's hand trail down to your thigh. "then make me feel alive." You turned your head so that you could get a small glimpse of his face. You fully turned around so that your stomach was laying on his.

Then, you planted your lips on his teeth. "Maybe tonight, then. Highly unlikely, though. I'm not a giver." You raised your eyebrows twice.

You didn't know how to be sexy, to be honest. Although, you did try your best, and you knew you did good because Sans wouldn't look you in the eye.

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